moogsy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'No offence but......' - proceeds to say something that will offend you 'I'm not racist but......' - proceeds to come out with something disgustingly racist 'I'm not homophobic but......' - proceeds to come out with something wildly homophobic. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else. Being a prejudiced areshole may not be socially acceptable but at least have the balls to stand up for your convictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'Sleeps' As in 'only 5 sleeps to go!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'Sleeps' As in 'only 5 sleeps to go!' Also, "Sunday Night Thread". Get it TF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Patronisingly beginning a sentence with "You do realise that...". Beginning a sentence with "So..." in that recent way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Modern UK marketing of food and "personal products". Everything is "indulgent", "luxurious" or a combination of unknown fruits. Jamie Oliver's "generous pinch of salt". "Large pinch" or "two pinches" in non-######. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Chillaxing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The word super when used in front of an adjective "I'm super excited to be part of that" or "I'm super delighted to be here". I've got a boss who says "I need visibility of that " rather than just saying "show me" or "let me see it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Selfie. Banter. At this moment in time. Just about - when it was (my World Cup moan). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Saying "I'm good" in response to "How are you?". No you're not. You're "very well, thanks" or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Fascione Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'This' should be retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The incorrect and overuse of the words random and literally, get right on my tits. A bird on my Facebook has done this twice in the last week. She "literally" had jobs coming out of her ears the other day (she's some sort of recruitment agent or something), then she "literally" cried her eyes out at a film the other night. I would delete her but she's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Anything 'Klaxon' Anyone 'Family' Pretty much all internet nicknames for rival football teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'Jambo' and 'Hearts FC'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sevco, and it's derivatives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 A term overused at work that annoys me intensely. "I haven't seen sight of..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sevco, and it's derivatives Pretending rangers aren't rangers. "Oh but surely you mean THE rangers" Surely I mean shut up ya dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "WHAT AM I LIKE!" A *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Pretending rangers aren't rangers. "Oh but surely you mean THE rangers" Surely I mean shut up ya dick. Grown men losing their shit when you don't put 'the' in front of Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The incorrect and overuse of the words random and literally, get right on my tits. It's literally like getting punched in the ear when I hear either of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Just sayin" Oh feck aye. But worse when it's #justsayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 People saying hashtag as if they're talking on twitter/facebook. Like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Guys calling guys "Bro". "OM actual G!" Also, when did 'Coinage' become a thing? Its just coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'No offence but......' - proceeds to say something that will offend you 'I'm not racist but......' - proceeds to come out with something disgustingly racist 'I'm not homophobic but......' - proceeds to come out with something wildly homophobic. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else. Being a prejudiced areshole may not be socially acceptable but at least have the balls to stand up for your convictions. Beat me to it. **** speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Patronisingly beginning a sentence with "You do realise that...". Beginning a sentence with "So..." in that recent way. I use the word "obviously" way to often. Deserves a slap. Also any emoticon or emoji or whatever they are these days. Not so much the funny in-jokey ones on JKB but dropping your bog standard at the end of every sentence. "Going forward." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "There`s a buzz about the place" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Am no racist but ken what a mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sahn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Could smash that ******* when he says this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 People saying hashtag as if they're talking on twitter/facebook. Anyone who says this should be executed immediately. Along with those personality vacuums who say "simples". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'No offence but......' - proceeds to say something that will offend you 'I'm not racist but......' - proceeds to come out with something disgustingly racist 'I'm not homophobic but......' - proceeds to come out with something wildly homophobic. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else. Being a prejudiced areshole may not be socially acceptable but at least have the balls to stand up for your convictions. "Aye but I've goat a black pal" after an insanely racist comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "WHAT AM I LIKE!" A *****? This. Or 'only me/I' "Only I would get searched at airport security" No, not only you. 100s of people are searched an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll start. Using "bang" before another word, e.g. bang average, bang tidy or any variation on that theme. 'Back to the grind'. Rubbish phrase to describe getting back to work, that one annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Using the word 'simples'. Is it even a word ? Sadly, it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "simples" appears in "As You Like It": https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/97621-but-it-is-a-melancholy-of-mine-own-compounded-of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Pretending rangers aren't rangers. "Oh but surely you mean THE rangers" Surely I mean shut up ya dick. Yep, I'm just glad I don't encounter this in the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "simples" appears in "As You Like It": https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/97621-but-it-is-a-melancholy-of-mine-own-compounded-of BOOM! That's some cheeky wee pwnage right there, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack_Bauer Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 drains up helecopter view blue sky thinking thinking outside of the box 'yeah' after every sentence cool crickey touch base basically literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Pretending rangers aren't rangers. "Oh but surely you mean THE rangers" Surely I mean shut up ya dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "cheeky wee" "amazeballs" "sake" as in "Hibs losing to Hearts again....SAKE" "just sayin" "nom nom"...........ARSEHOLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Can't lie, my mum would most likely agree with every word of my rant. LOL. Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Any corporate management pish. Just speak fecking English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 When folk on here start with But But But ... really annoys me . Its childish !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 That's awesome man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Beyond Bob Geldof on the death of Peaches "we are beyond grief" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Oh ya dancer.....cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgaro Gomis Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Much" being used after a word, for example: "bored much" or "tired much" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Hell is other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Selfie. Shut the **** up All these years, have we been taking "otheries"? Can we also retire 'anxiousness'? There's a perfectly good 'anxiety' that's been doing the job for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnut Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 nom nom nom usually accompanied by pictures of a shan dinner at brewers fayre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Beyond Bob Geldof on the death of Peaches "we are beyond grief" so does that mean you have got passed the grief geldof you dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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