Sterling Archer Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll start. Using "bang" before another word, e.g. bang average, bang tidy or any variation on that theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'LAD' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Close thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboy1982 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Jesus wept. Annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll start. Using "bang" before another word, e.g. bang average, bang tidy or any variation on that theme. Would 'bang on' be acceptable? As in "what you said about the use of the word bang is bang on"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 worldy awful term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Jamma" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "At the end of the day" It gets my goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavman33 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 People calling their partners "My boy/girl" on Facebook Stop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Rudi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceefax Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Would 'bang on' be acceptable? As in "what you said about the use of the word bang is bang on"? Word for me is 'boom' eg. Someone telling you they have the coming weeks off work: "3 days of work left then BOOM stag do in spain at the weekend then BOOM holiday to Turkey for a week then BOOM mates birthday when i come back. Honestly shut the hell up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 bestie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Bae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Wine O'Clock" or "Cheeky wee". The latter is most often used in conjunction with nandos so that results in many arseholes saying, "off for a cheeky wee nandos" **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Azoff Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Woot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Bae. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Gains. "Aw mate shouldae seen me on LEG DAY at the GYM was so tough mate LEGS IN BITS but it's all worth it for GAINS at the end of the day" "Is it aye?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 oops - double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE!!! "Wine O'Clock" or "Cheeky wee". The latter is most often used in conjunction with nandos so that results in many arseholes saying, "off for a cheeky wee nandos" **** off. Bae. Word for me is 'boom' eg. Someone telling you they have the coming weeks off work: "3 days of work left then BOOM stag do in spain at the weekend then BOOM holiday to Turkey for a week then BOOM mates birthday when i come back. Honestly shut the hell up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Selfie. Shut the **** up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgiedad Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 How about "going forward"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Can't stand acronyms, in fact they can GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Can't stand acronyms, in fact they can GTF. I hate TLAs too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 The incorrect and overuse of the words random and literally, get right on my tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious BIG Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 worldy awful term This!! "Messi has scored an absolute worldy" horrific patter Also for me its "bambino" "Aww my wee bambino isnae well, wee lamb" normally that kind of chronic patter Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Physicality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 some American ones that drive me up the wall. Burglarized. It's feckin burgled you stupid eejits. Winningest - every time i hear this i feel the urge to shout "that's not even a word"!! There are many more - but these 2 in particular merit the speaker being punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Just sayin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Top, top player. Just ****, **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Bantz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Just sayin" Fully agree with this one. Y'all is another. You are not an African American MC of the early '90s, being raised on the mean streets of Compton, you are a financial advisor from Gala. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Saying 'sorry' before making a wildly incorrect statement. You're not sorry at all and your opinion is that of a complete moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Hope your well" Mostly when it's used in email chat, let's be honest you couldn't give a flying about my health, so why bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Cheeky wee spa day" "Be rude not to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Mixologist. Anyone who claims to be one is usually a complete *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Fairly sure we could add most of these up and make one absolute seethe-fest of a sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 People saying hashtag as if they're talking on twitter/facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Hope your well" Mostly when it's used in email chat, let's be honest you couldn't give a flying about my health, so why bother. I do this. But I at least have the good grace to use "you're". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarlos Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Cheeky wee spa day" "Be rude not to" These are the first two that came to mind. Unbelievable levels of rage brews inside me every time. just thinking about it now is getting me worked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo1874 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Some arsehole in my office always says "just trying to touch base" when he phones someone about an enquiry. **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I do this. But I at least have the good grace to use "you're". Well done kid, I'm proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Well done kid, I'm proud. I think it looks a bit pish as well to be honest but just seems to be the standard, polite way to start an e-mail so just go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Amazeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/142732-taps-aff/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 'Well jel' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Some arsehole in my office always says "just trying to touch base" when he phones someone about an enquiry. **** off. Not a word of a lie - at least twice a month i get meeting requests from people i don't know with the subject "Touch Base". How about you tell me why we're having a meeting and what outcome you're looking for versus having a 'touch base'. It usually means that they're either looking to get into the area i run or they're looking to do my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 *Blue sky thinking* **** off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Any teenage digital chat generally makes me want to claw out my own eyes. I'm entirely sure we wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad with this stuff back in my day. Mind you, we were passing notes rather than writing tweets, status updates, texts or writing hashtags. Even still, bet we wouldn't have made up this daft language. It's totally shan... And they're not really phrases but please please pleeeease can people (especially grown adults) stop using one letter abbreviations or numbers for words that are short anyway? U for you 2 for to (or too, they're not fussy, GAH) 4 for for () R for are B for be C for see (!!!!) And so on and so forth. Drives me batty. STOP IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Any teenage digital chat generally makes me want to claw out my own eyes. I'm entirely sure we wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad with this stuff back in my day. Mind you, we were passing notes rather than writing tweets, status updates, texts or writing hashtags. Even still, bet we wouldn't have made up this daft language. It's totally shan... And they're not really phrases but please please pleeeease can people (especially grown adults) stop using one letter abbreviations or numbers for words that are short anyway? U for you 2 for to (or too, they're not fussy, GAH) 4 for for ( ) R for are B for be C for see (!!!!) And so on and so forth. Drives me batty. STOP IT. Redm in turning-into-her-mother shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Redm in turning-into-her-mother shocker. Can't lie, my mum would most likely agree with every word of my rant. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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