Chad Sexington Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Just sayin" Agreed. Usud by the same cretins who end a statement with "is all". Arseholes who say "methinks" and "breasts heavenward" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Ream Its used now in a different way from when I was a kid. Unless getting a tadger up ur ercky is great, I have no idea. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Haven't read the thread but I assume selfie has been mentioned? If not then that's mine, get it right to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 People that start sentences with so. Eg. SO, we were in the pub the other night People that add a dot com to enhance how they are feeling Eg.SO, we were in the pub the other night and I was like so embarrased.com Selfie People wonder why I drink Do you want to phone a friend? 50/50? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Ream Its used now in a different way from when I was a kid. Unless getting a tadger up ur ercky is great, I have no idea. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk 2 Yup. I was wondering what the **** people were talking about when I heard this being used a while back. "That's ream." "Eh? That doesn't even make sense!" "It means good." "..... The world has definitely changed since I was wee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 nom nom nom usually accompanied by pictures of a shan dinner at brewers fayre Shan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'Ta muchly'. Just say 'cheers' ya gimlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Wine o'clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'Pray 4 <insert name>' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Not really a phrase but folk putting ** to denote stuff they aren't actually doing. i.e. *giggles gleefully*, *skips merrily*, *decants blood of infant child* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Unnecessary use of the word 'like' (mostly by females) As in: I was, like, on the phone and I was, like, talking to my pal and she was, like, talking to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'WWE is a sport' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 In fairness to Bob Geldof his daughter had just died when he said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Making a mental note You mean you will remember that you tube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The Famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The use of the hashtag on Facebook posts. It's Facebook ya trombones, not Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Frape Yes, because rape is comparable to someone hacking your Facebook account and posting shite on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Moreish & simples. I trust this clarifies matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The use of "wow" has increased recently on jkb. Only nerds, students or kids should use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Grown Hearts fans losing their shit when you don't put 'the' in front of Rangers. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 "I didn't do/say nothing". So you did do or say something, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It's an old one but a bad one, revived by childless men in their 40s. 'Bonkers' Usually underneath a picture of their spaniel, just being a ******* dug, on Facebook. 'Bestie' and 'Nom nom nom' Just **** off Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Using the word 'simples'. Is it even a word ? From a ******* advert. It's shorthand for "I'm a cretin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Frape Yes, because rape is comparable to someone hacking your Facebook account and posting shite on it! Good shout. See also calling someone a 'fool'. Fortunately JKB knows that's a pish word. Starts with 'ret', ends with 'ard'. Awful word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 From a ******* advert. It's shorthand for "I'm a cretin". Someone has ready posted that it appears in 'As You Like It'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterion Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Has to be overuse of the word "chief" Just GTF with that. Irritating patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The spell checker on JKB. It's 'ise' not 'ize'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The spell checker on JKB. It's 'ise' not 'ize'. The server is American. Nuff Said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 It's an old one but a bad one, revived by childless men in their 40s. 'Bonkers' Usually underneath a picture of their spaniel, just being a ******* dug, on Facebook. 'Bestie' and 'Nom nom nom' Just **** off Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk That Rascal has a lot to answer for ... Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free Man, I'm just livin' my life There's nothin' crazy about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'Cheeky' as in 'Cheeky Nando's' or a 'Cheeky Sunbed' or 'Cheeky Luca's' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beam Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mulk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Tekkers and text or internet acronyms particularly lol. I've also been irritated by the recent use of cray cray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Anyone going to admit to using any of the above phrases/words? I'll admit to "simples" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mulk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 At work we have a table football table, for some reason it irks me when the game gets called foosball, although I'm not sure why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 At work we have a table football table, for some reason it irks me when the game gets called foosball, although I'm not sure why. German incarnation of the word (fussball), popularised by Friends, I imagine. Always knew it by the French name, Babyfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mulk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 German incarnation of the word (fussball), popularised by Friends, I imagine. Always knew it by the French name, Babyfoot. I guessed that to be the case with foosball, I don't recall hearing babyfoot before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I guessed that to be the case with foosball, I don't recall hearing babyfoot before though. I've never heard any anglophones refer to it as Babyfoot either, but as a kid on holiday in France that was what it was called over there. That and 1st year French, "Je jouer au babyfoot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Pretending rangers aren't rangers. "Oh but surely you mean THE rangers" Surely I meant shut up ya dick. Would love to see this scenario played out in real life Morph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'nom nom nom' makes me want to punch the person that wrote/said it in the face I also absolutely despise 'it'd be rude not to' when talking about alcohol. Similarly cannot stand dull middle aged women making alcohol related quips at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 'Delicious', in football. I'm going to continue to bang on about this until my death. Infuriates me. Otherwise, none of the above bother me. Might actually carry on the nom nom while I'm chomping down on my pizza next time at La Favorita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The "m" word to describe Down's syndrome Actually heard a guy shout this to his mate as a greeting the other day , he's a prick and the words disgusting What exactly does "nom nom nom" mean ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 "Hibernian" and words that are in fact not words at all like "YOUR"E" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 "Hibernian" and words that are in fact not words at all like "YOUR"E" . Obviously "you're" is a word. Smelltic, Hobos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Not really a phrase but folk putting ** to denote stuff they aren't actually doing. i.e. *giggles gleefully*, *skips merrily*, *decants blood of infant child* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Cool cool Lol Touch base Fun n games Reach out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Seen quite a few off beat 70s movies lately and enjoy the word copacetic. With all these naff words being banished to a memory hole, can i ask that we bring back copacetic, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Cool cool Lol Touch base Fun n games Reach out Not quite the same as fun and games, but I have never applies for a job that has had the words 'fun atmosphere' in the advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 "Hibernian" and words that are in fact not words at all like "YOUR"E" . My E? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Fully agree with this one. Y'all is another. You are not an African American MC of the early '90s, being raised on the mean streets of Compton, you are a financial advisor from Gala. My (white) mate from Texas just read your comment and called you a fool mate. Sorry. It's a southern word. Nothing to do with Compton, mean streets or anything like that. Agree that it sounds pretty daft coming from someone from Gala though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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