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Say What Again
9 minutes ago, Cade said:

 

All of them are "over 25s only" and populated by people who have less than 25 teeth in their heads.

 

Another that fits that exact criteria

 

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Been in there twice in the past year (with the bursd unfortunately for her!) and both times I reckon 95% of the boozer was absolutely smashed out their face :lol:

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9 minutes ago, Cade said:

Silver Wing, Sighthill

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Artful Dodger, also Sighthill (Yes, this is a pub)
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The Grapes, Southside/Newington

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All of them are "over 25s only" and populated by people who have less than 25 teeth in their heads.

Been in 'The Wing' many years ago while working near Murrayburn Road. Didn't even feel safe at lunchtime.

 

Have heard of the Artful Dodger but never seen it before :wow:

 

Is The Grapes on South Clerk Street?

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1 minute ago, Say What Again said:

 

Another that fits that exact criteria

 

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Been in there twice in the past year (with the bursd unfortunately for her!) and both times I reckon 95% of the boozer was absolutely smashed out their face :lol:

Is that the boozer on Brougham Place?

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1 hour ago, Cade said:

Silver Wing, Sighthill

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Artful Dodger, also Sighthill (Yes, this is a pub)
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The Grapes, Southside/Newington

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All of them are "over 25s only" and populated by people who have less than 25 teeth in their heads.

 

I was in the Grapes on Saturday for a couple of pints and it was very friendly and reasonably quiet, even charged my phone behind the bar for me.

 

Mind you it was 10.15am  :o 

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2 hours ago, Cade said:

Silver Wing, Sighthill

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Artful Dodger, also Sighthill (Yes, this is a pub)
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The Grapes, Southside/Newington

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All of them are "over 25s only" and populated by people who have less than 25 teeth in their heads.

 

Been in all 3 within the last 9 months !

 

Some characters in all 3 of them

 

The Doghouse was an experience as well

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52 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

Been in all 3 within the last 9 months !

 

Some characters in all 3 of them

 

The Doghouse was an experience as well

Is the Doghouse the Whitehouse MS?

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Maroon Sailor
4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Is the Doghouse the Whitehouse MS?

 

The Dog House on the Southside

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1 hour ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

The Dog House on the Southside

Is that close to a bar that was called McSorleys then?

 

 

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Shanks said no

The Doghouse was Hiccups back in the day, opposite the Odeon.

 

I was thrown out of it almost 40 years ago as I was drinking with Rat Scabies before a Damned gig, he was signing girls breasts when the landlady walked around the corner.

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Shanks said no
17 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Is that close to a bar that was called McSorleys then?

 

 

Morgan, it was McSorleys ale house at one time

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Shanks said no
2 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

Been in all 3 within the last 9 months !

 

Some characters in all 3 of them

 

The Doghouse was an experience as well

Was the barmaid sober for once or were the ferrets in?

 

 

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Just now, The Frenchman Returns said:

Morgan, it was McSorleys ale house at one time

Cheers TFR :thumbsup: 

 

Didn’t realise it was one and the same place. Is it near Kampong Ali?

 

I’m sure we’ve been in there within the past 12 to 18 months when it was still called McSorleys? 

 

 

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Just now, The Frenchman Returns said:

Was the barmaid sober for once or were the ferrets in?

 

 

I’m gonna regret this but..

 

The ferrets?

 

:)

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20 minutes ago, Morgan said:

I’m gonna regret this but..

 

The ferrets?

 

:)

Not this time mate, its a dog friendly pub and has a resident boxer dog called Hero, wife just told me he's retired now though. Hanging from the ceiling are numerous soft toys the dog has destroyed. Anyway lots of dogs running round your feet, one night we looked over and this boy had a couple of ferrets out and people were getting to hold them. Its a weird pub but we like it.

 

We stumbled across it during the festival a couple of years ago and when in the Southside pop in for a couple of beers. I think it might have had McSorleys/ Doghouse livery to start with but its just the Doghouse now.

 

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PS Couple of doors away from Kampong Ah Lee

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5 minutes ago, The Frenchman Returns said:

Not this time mate, its a dog friendly pub and has a resident boxer dog called Hero, wife just told me he's retired now though. Hanging from the ceiling are numerous soft toys the dog has destroyed. Anyway lots of dogs running round your feet, one night we looked over and this boy had a couple of ferrets out and people were getting to hold them. Its a weird pub but we like it.

 

We stumbled across it during the festival a couple of years ago and when in the Southside pop in for a couple of beers. I think it might have had McSorleys/ Doghouse livery to start with but its just the Doghouse now.

 

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PS Couple of doors away from Kampong Ah Lee

Classic story :lol:

 

Thanks for that mate.

 

Morgan.

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Doctor FinnBarr

You townies had it easy with pubs, deeper darker West Lothian was a joy to behold in the late 70s, early 80s. Blackburn even to this day isn't a great place to go drinking but way back then......Stoneyburn had the Green Tree and Ewington Hotel (ran by Dirty Fred), Bents along the road had Annie Kerrs (Bentswood Inn) and Addiewell had the Cambridge bar, all very scary places to drink in if you were an incomer. I got away with Stoneyburn/Bents because I went to school with loads of the locals, Cambridge bar became a no no after one visit because they attended West Calder High.

Think out of those 4 the Ewington is the only one still on the go

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AngleParkMenace

Met the manager of the grapes the other day. Says it’s been taken over a year ago and has since had no trouble. Not been in myself so can’t confirm but hopefully they’ve sorted it out. Use to be one of the cheapest pubs in Edinburgh so that may have had something to do with it 

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The Real Maroonblood
On 21/05/2018 at 20:58, scott herbertson said:

 

 

I agree - when I was 18-20 in Northfield it used to be a dare to go in and have a pint. Don’t remember many people being brave enough.

 

My worst pub experience was ina pub outside Parkhead in the early 70s. It was a scarves up the jumpers job, trying to look invisible. Only to have a guy come up to us and rattle a bucket full of money and ask threateningly for a donation  “for the boys in Ireland”

You should’ve thrown up in the bucket.

:mellow:

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Maroon Sailor
2 hours ago, AngleParkMenace said:

Met the manager of the grapes the other day. Says it’s been taken over a year ago and has since had no trouble. Not been in myself so can’t confirm but hopefully they’ve sorted it out. Use to be one of the cheapest pubs in Edinburgh so that may have had something to do with it 

 

The only time I was in there was last year. It was during Wimbledon as Murray was on the box getting papped out.

 

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On 4/24/2014 at 00:42, PsychocAndy said:

Went through to Armadale once and spent the day in The Masonic Arms. Hun central. You could tell the non local by the fact that everyone bar us had Red Hand t shirts on.

Masonic shut now but think all the aforementioned locals staggered next door and now reside in Coppies Bar.

 

Or the Regal, prime location in Armadale right at the cross and you still have to suffer Rangers songs, the Sash etc on the jukebox, such a waste of a pub.

 

Strangely enough after taking some friends on a pub crawl round Armadale recently the only place we were asked what team they supported was in the Catholic Club.

 

A few pubs in Armadale still have their pet flute bands that practice in them, annoyingly sometimes during drinking hours. Worst pub in the 'Dale was probably The Star nicknamed the flying tumbler and named for a good reason but again long gone.

 

 

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jimmyjambo
20 hours ago, Phil Dunphy said:

The Hanging Bat.

 

A ****ing dreadful place that perfectly sums up what's wrong with Edinburghs city centre.

 

:cornette_dog:

 

 

Great bar, also has a great selection of beers which are always changing, usually go in there after the match on a Saturday

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16 minutes ago, jimmyjambo said:

 

:cornette_dog:

 

 

Great bar, also has a great selection of beers which are always changing, usually go in there after the match on a Saturday

Is that the old Burnt Post Jimmy?

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AngleParkMenace - surprised tom hear the Grapes has been taken over as I thought to was still owned by the guy who has Carrier's Quarters i Leith and Thomson's in Morrison St.

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Phil Dunphy
37 minutes ago, jimmyjambo said:

 

:cornette_dog:

 

 

Great bar, also has a great selection of beers which are always changing, usually go in there after the match on a Saturday

 

Sorry, but I can't be arsed with spending ages trying to find something I like, only for it to be gone the next time I go in.

 

Craft beer places are the worst.

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jimmyjambo
7 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said:

 

Sorry, but I can't be arsed with spending ages trying to find something I like, only for it to be gone the next time I go in.

 

Craft beer places are the worst.

 

We all have different opinions which is fair enough, I enjoy the different selections of beers they offer, there is a board up on the left hand side of the bar, stating the beers, and what type of beer they are. 

 

I enjoy a stout/porter type beer especially the imperial ones, which they always have. Great bar, great beers, IMO.

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jimmyjambo
38 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Is that the old Burnt Post Jimmy?

Yes thats it, next time your in Edinburgh give it a bash (if you like decent beers).

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Geoff the Mince

The Gauntlet in Broomhouse

 

i had the chance to manage it a couple of years back 

 

which I'm glad I turned down .

 

been closed a while now with no chance of it reopening 

 

unless the population of Broomhouse are suddenly deported :laugh:

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21 hours ago, Morgan said:

Cheers TFR :thumbsup: 

 

Didn’t realise it was one and the same place. Is it near Kampong Ali?

 

I’m sure we’ve been in there within the past 12 to 18 months when it was still called McSorleys? 

 

 

 

It was the Dog House last time I was in it and that was 2 years ago.

 

11 hours ago, AngleParkMenace said:

Met the manager of the grapes the other day. Says it’s been taken over a year ago and has since had no trouble. Not been in myself so can’t confirm but hopefully they’ve sorted it out. Use to be one of the cheapest pubs in Edinburgh so that may have had something to do with it 

 

£2.95 a pint of lager or cider. :thumbsup: 

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2 hours ago, graygo said:

 

It was the Dog House last time I was in it and that was 2 years ago.

 

 

£2.95 a pint of lager or cider. :thumbsup: 

Fair enough Graygo, thought it was less than that :thumbsup:

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4 hours ago, Geoff the Mince said:

The Gauntlet in Broomhouse

 

i had the chance to manage it a couple of years back 

 

which I'm glad I turned down .

 

been closed a while now with no chance of it reopening 

 

unless the population of Broomhouse are suddenly deported :laugh:

 

Is that no the boozer where Kathryn Joiner won the karaoke with Juice Terry in Glue?? I know he's a Hibs cant but that whole Juice Terry/Kathryn Joiner was feckin hilarious :laugh:

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luckyBatistuta

The “Spey Lounge” on Leith Walk :bwcornette::bwcornette: :bwcornette:

 

 

 

 

 

I might even be able to beat that though, if I was brave, or foolish enough to go in  “The Marksman” in Duke Street.

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Seymour M Hersh

Worst pub ever was the "Pub" on kickback. Dreadful place. Couldn't  get a drink and as for the toilets!!! ::troll::

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The Real Maroonblood

Anderson Lothian Road. 

Good Companions Oxgangs. 

Not been for years.

Two of the worst pubs ever.

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18 hours ago, Geoff the Mince said:

The Gauntlet in Broomhouse

 

i had the chance to manage it a couple of years back 

 

which I'm glad I turned down .

 

been closed a while now with no chance of it reopening 

 

unless the population of Broomhouse are suddenly deported :laugh:

It’s been stripped out and turned into a shop I think 

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5 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

Worst pub ever was the "Pub" on kickback. Dreadful place. Couldn't  get a drink and as for the toilets!!! ::troll::

 

The Pub knew

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Just now, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Do you know why it was shut down?

 

I do, if I recall right,  ;-) 

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Just now, Morgan said:

Was there not a pub on Rose Street called ‘The Pub’?

 

Yes. More of a nightclub though. You had to keep moving as if you stood still your feet stuck to the carpet. 

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1 minute ago, Tazio said:

 

Yes. More of a nightclub though. You had to keep moving as if you stood still your feet stuck to the carpet. 

Thanks, I thought so.

 

Was it downstairs in the premises that used to be called The Galloping Major?  Or, have I just made that up :lol:

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16 minutes ago, Stuart Lyon said:

I think you are correct Morgan

:sweeet:Cheers Stuart.

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Say What Again
1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Was there not a pub on Rose Street called ‘The Pub’?

 

Went to Stranraer when we played them in the Cup. There was a pub called 'The Pub' just doors along from a chippy called 'The Chippy"

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Maroon Sailor
2 hours ago, Tazio said:

 

Yes. More of a nightclub though. You had to keep moving as if you stood still your feet stuck to the carpet. 

 

There was a shitho ....... err nightclub in Southsea called Jo's (The Royal Navy school of dancing) were the carpet was stickier than sticky the stick insect landing on a sticky bun

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3 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

There was a shitho ....... err nightclub in Southsea called Jo's (The Royal Navy school of dancing) were the carpet was stickier than sticky the stick insect landing on a sticky bun

That’s pretty sticky.

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