Homme Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Wait till tomorrow when all these updates about presents appear Endless photographs of Christmas dinners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 JUST WAN EH SAY EH HAPPI XMAS TAE AWW MA PALS N MA FAMELY ESPESH WEE DAVEY LOKED UP IN SAWKTON JAIL Then tagging 300 people they've met once in their life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 These ***** who wish you a Merry Christmas on Christmas Eve then do it again on Christmas Day. ****ing *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 So I have a lassie On my fb who is so excited that her boyfriend got her a job in the zoo as penguin keeper for a day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 For a line which is twenty odd years old, but for some reason has only become 'in' this and maybe last year, "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" has well and truly had the arse kicked out of it. Likely down to those rancid jumpers people go about in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 People filming there family opening all their gifts. Enjoy the day FFS you don't need to show everyone what you're doing. LOOK AT WEE JACKS REACTION LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 People filming there family opening all their gifts. Enjoy the day FFS you don't need to show everyone what you're doing. LOOK AT WEE JACKS REACTION LMFAO I've filmed the presents being opened every year since my oldest was born. Never shown them to anyone and certainly would never put them on Facebook. It's the presumption that some parents have that anyone else gives a toss about their kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 So I have a lassie On my fb who is so excited that her boyfriend got her a job in the zoo as penguin keeper for a day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That sounds ****ing amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I've filmed the presents being opened every year since my oldest was born. Never shown them to anyone and certainly would never put them on Facebook. It's the presumption that some parents have that anyone else gives a toss about their kid. And I Skype relatives who show an interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 So I have a lassie On my fb who is so excited that her boyfriend got her a job in the zoo as penguin keeper for a day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Awesome gift if she likes penguins or has career ambitions to work with animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 That sounds ******* amazing. Penguins are ****ing class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What a great gift. have a lassie On my fb who is so excited that her boyfriend got her a job in the zoo as penguin keeper for a day.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvery_Moon Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 People filming there family opening all their gifts. Enjoy the day FFS you don't need to show everyone what you're doing. LOOK AT WEE JACKS REACTION LMFAO Spot on. Today will be a Facebook free zone for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvery_Moon Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I've filmed the presents being opened every year since my oldest was born. Never shown them to anyone and certainly would never put them on Facebook. It's the presumption that some parents have that anyone else gives a toss about their kid. Couldn't have put it better than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Birds uploading pictures with quotes like "it's not what's under the tree, it's who's around it" then two minutes later a photo of their pishy Michael Kors watches and fake LV purses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 So I have a lassie On my fb who is so excited that her boyfriend got her a job in the zoo as penguin keeper for a day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Ideal, will steal that idea for next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Full cornette reversal for the lad Buaben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My mate bought his bird a Michael Kors watch and all I've seen on social media today is folk taking the piss out of guys who have done just that . Cost him a fortune as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 'Selfie sticks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 'Selfie sticks' This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I've never got the Facebook seethe. I'm not on it often enough to be annoyed by the stuff you guys talk about. However, if I was, I'd be deleting/hiding instead of greeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My mate bought his bird a Michael Kors watch and all I've seen on social media today is folk taking the piss out of guys who have done just that . Cost him a fortune as well. We had folk round and one of them was swooning on about her ?400 quid Michael Kors bag. Told her we got a weeks holiday in turkey and a knock off kors back for the less. Face was tripping them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Dub smash. The latest in egotistical pish "BANTZ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 We had folk round and one of them was swooning on about her ?400 quid Michael Kors bag. Told her we got a weeks holiday in turkey and a knock off kors back for the less. Face was tripping them ?400 for a bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I like Facebook. There, I said it. I have forcibly removed 90% of the puddle-drinking spangles in the last few years, and I now feel quite exceptional in my temple of mediocrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 ?400 for a bag? To complete the hilarity, she then proceeded to put it into another bag so that it didn't get damaged. What an absolute joke. And it looks boggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Dub smash. The latest in egotistical pish "BANTZ" What is it, I've seen a shit load of them on my feed but deliberately haven't viewed them as it looks wanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 ***** better no be hating on penguins. ****ing love penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 What is it, I've seen a shit load of them on my feed but deliberately haven't viewed them as it looks wanky Sound bites from movies and ting. Mime along to them. A couple I've seen are a bit funny but aye, most of the folk I've seen doing them are complete stains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 ?400 for a bag? I won't tell you how much some of my Mulberry's cost then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 26, 2014 Author Share Posted December 26, 2014 ?400 for a bag? Weird ****ers eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegranty Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 My bag costs me plenty each year,would cost me more to divorce her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 'My Times' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 'My Times' I'm ashamed to admit that I did this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm ashamed to admit that I did this I was going to say hang your head in shame but sod it Hang yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 'My Times' I don't understand that thing. A collection of posts that you have made, most of which are too big to show on the newspaper page so you dinnae actually ken what they are. Pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 "OMG just been to Asda/Tesco/Morrisons and they have mini eggs and creme eggs on sale already" Every ****** year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Like and share this status to win 1 of 2000 ?500 tesco vouchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Like and share this status to win 1 of 2000 ?500 tesco vouchers Thanks Tesco xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Facebook is for females to put brainless drivel on. Like "OMG I had a scrummy muesli breakfast today". Naff off ya airheaded overweight *******. Proper males should keep well away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Facebook is for females to put brainless drivel on. Like "OMG I had a scrummy muesli breakfast today". Naff off ya airheaded overweight *******. Proper males should keep well away. You're so alpha. Wish I could be like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 You're so alpha. Wish I could be like you. I'm starting to warm to you Ragnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Folk who are "pals" with footballers on facebook and tag them in status' I have 3 on facebook, 2 current hearts and a lower level player, the lower level is through business we.became.acquinted so added each other, alim ozturk and buaben are.other two. Ozturk i added as wasnt sure if real, turns out it is, buaben was a mistake. I genuinly feel for these guys, tbh i should really unfriend them but they do have interesting updates. But when people tag them as a 'check in' at x and y stadium, or good luck today boys. Must be irritating as ****. Every week without fail 1 woman i thankfullg dont know posts that. Never blocked so many randoms in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 2015 wil surely be the year some poor sod gets beaten senseless or worse due to hysterical paedophile warnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Factor Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Folk who are "pals" with footballers on facebook and tag them in status' I have 3 on facebook, 2 current hearts and a lower level player, the lower level is through business we.became.acquinted so added each other, alim ozturk and buaben are.other two. Ozturk i added as wasnt sure if real, turns out it is, buaben was a mistake. I genuinly feel for these guys, tbh i should really unfriend them but they do have interesting updates. But when people tag them as a 'check in' at x and y stadium, or good luck today boys. Must be irritating as ****. Every week without fail 1 woman i thankfullg dont know posts that. Never blocked so many randoms in my life To be fair, the players themselves could decline the friend request if they wanted to. I sure as hell wouldn't accept a friend request from some random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Folk who are "pals" with footballers on facebook and tag them in status' I have 3 on facebook, 2 current hearts and a lower level player, the lower level is through business we.became.acquinted so added each other, alim ozturk and buaben are.other two. Ozturk i added as wasnt sure if real, turns out it is, buaben was a mistake. I genuinly feel for these guys, tbh i should really unfriend them but they do have interesting updates. But when people tag them as a 'check in' at x and y stadium, or good luck today boys. Must be irritating as ****. Every week without fail 1 woman i thankfullg dont know posts that. Never blocked so many randoms in my life A mistake indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I've never got the Facebook seethe. I'm not on it often enough to be annoyed by the stuff you guys talk about. However, if I was, I'd be deleting/hiding instead of greeting. I like Facebook. There, I said it. I have forcibly removed 90% of the puddle-drinking spangles in the last few years, and I now feel quite exceptional in my temple of mediocrity. These guys get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I have forgotten my fb password and haven't gone through the hassle of creating a new one. That was about 3 weeks ago and I haven't looked back. I've got a whatsapp chat goin on with about 18 or so mates, and being able to dip in and out of that keeps me 'connected'. That'll do me. Delete Facebook guys, it's a cathartic process!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Just noticed some daft bint put screenshots of her skyping her dog, cat and hamster on FB. Swift delete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Today seems to be national Facebook winge at going back to work day. "Alarm gone off SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM" Deal with it you cretins. Anyway I'm away back to bed...still got another 2 weeks off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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