peter_hmfc Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Just noticed some daft bint put screenshots of her skyping her dog, cat and hamster on FB. Swift delete.What the actual?! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Better safe than sorry, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Better safe than sorry, right? news feed is full of this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Better safe than sorry, right? Think I'm going to delete every thicko that posts this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Better safe than shut the **** up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Just popped in to seeeeethe about this better safe than sorry pish. Everybody is posting it Good friends of mine are doing it....I must delete/block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Better safe than sorry, right? I didn't have a clue what you were talking about. Then I went onto Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Why the hell would facebook want to use your pictures of your ugly bairns or what you had for your tea last night. Get a grip people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weststand93 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 why are girls saying a number and then saying im proud? is that how many thay have banged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 why are girls saying a number and then saying im proud? is that how many thay have banged?Seen a girl put 0. Definitely canny be that then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 why are girls saying a number and then saying im proud? is that how many thay have banged? A google search suggest this a breast cancer awarness campaign and they are stating how many tattoos they have. How the two are linked is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 A google search suggest this a breast cancer awarness campaign and they are stating how many tattoos they have. How the two are linked is beyond me. I would think most people are aware of breast cancer already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 why are girls saying a number and then saying im proud? is that how many thay have banged? Could well be their IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I would think most people are aware of breast cancer already. Apparently saying "2 and proud" without any mention of the disease makes people even more aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Apparently saying "2 and proud" without any mention of the disease makes people even more aware. Life savers each and every one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I'm still wondering how cancer hasn't been cured yet with the amount of Facebook likes and drivel about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I'm still wondering how cancer hasn't been cured yet with the amount of Facebook likes and drivel about it. Not enough people sharing the "Let's see who cares about beating cancer..." posts. Every time someone just scrolls past, cancer gets twice as strong. It knows who the 98% of people are too, and it ****ing loves them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I welcome these Facebook appeals. Why just the other day I didn't think about cancer.....that's like laughing in the face of a cancer victim. These remind me to think about cancer. I'm thinking about it right now. Only problem is now I'm laughing in the face of Ebola victims because I didn't think about them....no wait....I'm talking about them....I hate Ebola......**** off Ebola.........let's do something about Ebola....haven't we got lots of warehouses full of tents and water....let's give them this stuff.....there ain't been an earthquake for months!......I'm gonna pour water over my head for Ebola....and cancer.....and those skinny dogs that folk were mean to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us,Happy birthday to us,Relationship birthday,Happy birthday to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. There aren't enough in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. :laugh: Tragic, but very funny when you sing it out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. Hideous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. Straight in to the top 5 most cringeworthy things I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us,Happy birthday to us,Relationship birthday,Happy birthday to us. Jambo89? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. I have no problem with people being in love but doing something like this on Facebook is too far. I have a few couples like that on FB, sychophantic lovey dovey bullshit that gets right on ma tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Couples (usually the female) checking into their own residence with some comment about being snuggled up watching tv/eating dinner. Just (bad word) off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. I hate him yet I don't know him. Posting that? Wtf. Also remembering the date. I can barely remember what I watched on tv earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. I hope she's on her period. That'll limit his plans for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Couples (usually the female) checking into their own residence with some comment about being snuggled up watching tv/eating dinner. Just (bad word) off! This accompanied with the nickname of the residence they are sharing. Got one on mine "Huttons mad palace". Weegie, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Jambo89? Nah, wee Jonny and Jambo89's girl. Baby shower posts to follow IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 A girl I know is obviously celebrating an anniversary with her boyfriend today. Absolutely no problem with that, but the boyfriend has just posted this on her wall: Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Relationship birthday, Happy birthday to us. Castration is the only answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nothing funnier than seeing a 'no longer in a relationship' status update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nothing funnier than seeing a 'no longer in a relationship' status update. Agreed ! ...then all the aww "o sorry to read that hun " His loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 God knows where you lot get your FB friends from ! The moan I have is those folk who, after the Paris shootings, rushed to share that 2000 were killed by Boko Haram in a similar terrorist killing and WHY WAS THIS STORY NOT GIVEN TOP BILLING ?!!? The implication being, correctly, that stories mean more when they are closer to home. But hang on, these same FB folk - based in Australia - were the ones giving it the #iwillridewithyou and telling everyone how strong Aussies were in the aftermath of the Sydney cafe siege. Here is a hashtag for them #hypocrites rant over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Nothing funnier than seeing a 'no longer in a relationship' status update. Stalking burd waiting for her realtionship to end type post Police helicopters alway cause commoition on Facebook. One was flying around Gorebridge the other day. I had so many updates about it ranging from the missing lady(which it was) to people dead in the woods and looking for the murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Police helicopters alway cause commoition on Facebook. One was flying around Gorebridge the other day. I had so many updates about it ranging from the missing lady(which it was) to people dead in the woods and looking for the murders. Sure they weren't looking for the infamous yellow paedomobile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyprus Jambo Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Most were about the wrong missing lady though!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think I've mentioned this couple before on this thread, but they live their entire relationship on Facebook. Every time they fall out, the whole world knows about it and then when folk comment, they got told not to interfere! It's laughable really, but there's not one thing that they keep private. I'm not friends with the girl on it but she tags the boyfriend in absolutely everything so her posts always come up on my feed. Anyway, she's about 6 months pregnant and I logged on earlier to see she'd written a big spiel about the scares she's had with this baby and all the miscarriages she's had, stuff that probably shouldn't be in the public domain. I considered copying and pasting it on here but decided against it. To me it's pure attention seeking and nobody needs to read about that. She's 17 years old ffs. In hindsight, I probably should have removed the boyfriend from my friends list ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think I've mentioned this couple before on this thread, but they live their entire relationship on Facebook. Every time they fall out, the whole world knows about it and then when folk comment, they got told not to interfere! It's laughable really, but there's not one thing that they keep private. I'm not friends with the girl on it but she tags the boyfriend in absolutely everything so her posts always come up on my feed. Anyway, she's about 6 months pregnant and I logged on earlier to see she'd written a big spiel about the scares she's had with this baby and all the miscarriages she's had, stuff that probably shouldn't be in the public domain. I considered copying and pasting it on here but decided against it. To me it's pure attention seeking and nobody needs to read about that. She's 17 years old ffs. In hindsight, I probably should have removed the boyfriend from my friends list ages ago. Utterly cringeworthy stuff all round, utterly horrific. Serious needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Eugenics. It's the only solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Most were about the wrong missing lady though!!!! That had already been found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm going to come back to this Timehop shite again. Arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I kid you not - i just received the following notification: ***** ******** invited you to like her new page We need to stop dog fouling in the Scottish Borders FFS!! I live in friggin America!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I kid you not - i just received the following notification: ***** ******** invited you to like her new page We need to stop dog fouling in the Scottish Borders FFS!! I live in friggin America!! 47 likes - she's clearly a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sure they weren't looking for the infamous yellow paedomobile? Did they ever find the polish guys in the posh car stealing dogs or the those pesky poles stealing children or the Indian guys stealing bairns at ASDA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Did they ever find the polish guys in the posh car stealing dogs or the those pesky poles stealing children or the Indian guys stealing bairns at ASDA? Man selling fish but casing houses to steal dogs/children/electronics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 7 Facts about me: blah yawn **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 7 facts: 1. Any **** nominating me gets instantly deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 7 facts. If you do it please add one or more of the following. 1: I never wash my hands after going to the toilet. 2: I collect animal skulls. 3: I deliberately step in dog poo on the street to stop night pixies stealing my hair. 4: I can speak fluent Klingon 5: I've been to every single Steps concert in the UK. 6: My invisible friend when I was a child, Corduroy, still likes me to visit him. He lives in a hole in a tree near my house. 7: I never checked to see if that prostitute was still breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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