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Buffalo Bill

Now that you 'ken' what I look like, I wonder if anyone is going to batter me at the game on Saturday?

 

Section B ya radge! :P

 

 

 

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John Findlay

Can I do the follow up please? Three miles from Tynecastle ;)

 

 

Best of luck I hope you have many reprints.

 

 

 

John

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BB, was just looking at your website. Was the garage you worked at the Esso at Firrhill?

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Great stuff, BB. I dont know you personally, however, knowing what a passionate Hearts supporter you are, I am thoroughly looking forward to reading this. Have pre-ordered and I genuinely cannot wait to receive it.

 

Great stuff once again. :)

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For some strange reason I am devasted to discover that BB's name isn't Bill at all - not even William! I feel strangely cheated in an IJ sort of way :sad:

 

Best of luck with the book mate, although I am sure you won't need it!

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Going to order it now. Let me know if you've got any book signing events lined up for LA!

 

All the best

 

David

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championsleaguefan

Hi Andrew I used to go to Firrhill High School in the early 90s I remember you from working in the Esso station. I will have to buy your book now that I have realised who you are. Who would have thought the man selling the sausage rolls at the garage would be famous.

 

ps Remember that wee blonde burd that worked in the Esso station she was tidy.

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ps Remember that wee blonde burd that worked in the Esso station she was tidy.

 

Buffalo Bill has eyes for no other, just Mrs Bill.

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I remember you from working in the Esso station.

 

It just gets better and better. Just checked your website Bill. Life on the edge. Grew up in Edinburgh and support Hearts.

 

Just hope it is well written, there is a market for well structured nostalgic literature about the average Joe, as long as there are a few curve balls in there.

 

Good luck with it, not an easy thing to do.

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Buffalo Bill
It just gets better and better. Just checked your website Bill. Life on the edge. Grew up in Edinburgh and support Hearts.

 

 

The book should appeal to all sarcastic b@stards. ;):P

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Buffalo Bill

I think though, the subject of 'curve balls' is valid one.

 

There are lots of 'curve balls'. Lots.

 

I can only say read the book if you fancy it.

 

Don't if you don't.

 

There will be no 'hard sell' from me here.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Lovecraft

Just ordered it now.

 

I will be looking to get it signed next time I am in the Diggers*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*From the Greek barmaid

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Buffalo Bill

 

 

*From the Greek barmaid

 

 

She has cult following, I'm told.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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There will be no 'hard sell' from me here*

 

 

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*Except when plugging radio appearances.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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WalterEgo
Our very own, Buffalo Bill, has written a book and it?s now available to purchase on-line (it?s not in the shops until Aug 1st).

 

BB, is it actually available now, or are the publishers taking pre-orders? (Cos it's well cheaper on Amazon :))

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Commander Harris
She has cult following, I'm told.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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she does indeed, my mate is a big fan.

 

and when I say my mate I mean my mate, it isn't me... honest, it's not.

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Francis Albert

Best of luck with the book ... but as a one-time Edinburgh "schemie" does it explain how BB is the only (male) one I've come across with a double-barrelled FIRST name. Class or what?

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Craigieboy
she does indeed, my mate is a big fan.

 

and when I say my mate I mean my mate, it isn't me... honest, it's not.

 

Nikoletta?

 

She sure does have a cult following. In a very strange sort of 'cult following' way.

 

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Guys, thank you for all your good wishes.

 

I believe that those who pre-ordered shall receive it shortly.

 

There is a 'launch party' being organised for Friday, August 1st and I'll post details of it for anyone interested.

 

'Two Miles' is really just a simple book that I enjoyed writing and remembering what it meant to grow up in Edinburgh and fall in love with Hearts.

 

 

Cheers!

 

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Buffalo Bill

 

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I am buying 3 copies to take back (being sent actually) to Australia. My big house has 3 toilets. Nice toilets though....!

I am sure it will be a cracker of a read. Good luck with it. You know you are a LUCKY guy as I was looking at your Website and saw your birth date. I am old enough to have had the misfortune of being at Tynie THAT day in January 1973. You were not yet born you lucky swine....

As you have seen things ONLY get worse for us JT's

Remember the first time I met you you were lying ersed outside the Pub in Ullapool at Fiona's wedding?:107years:

JR

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Drew Busby !
Hi Andrew I used to go to Firrhill High School in the early 90s I remember you from working in the Esso station. I will have to buy your book now that I have realised who you are. Who would have thought the man selling the sausage rolls at the garage would be famous.

 

ps Remember that wee blonde burd that worked in the Esso station she was tidy.

 

Need to check the book for gratuitous kiss n'tell sex scenes now .... maybe it's hotter than the sausage rolls !

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I think though, the subject of 'curve balls' is valid one.

 

There are lots of 'curve balls'. Lots.

 

I can only say read the book if you fancy it.

 

Don't if you don't.

 

There will be no 'hard sell' from me here.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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I was hoping for some Alan Partridge style plugging. Pity the esso is closed. You could've put it on sale there.

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Buffalo Bill
Does towzer get much of a mention?

 

A mention?

 

 

Half the book is spent slagging him off!

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Buffalo Bill
Best of luck with the book ... but as a one-time Edinburgh "schemie" does it explain how BB is the only (male) one I've come across with a double-barrelled FIRST name. Class or what?

 

If I only used the first half of my first name, I'd be clashing with an established author of the same name.

 

I'm ok with it.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Buffalo Bill
BB, is it actually available now, or are the publishers taking pre-orders? (Cos it's well cheaper on Amazon :))

 

The publisher is sending pre-orders out now.

 

Don't know about Amazon.

 

Thank you once more to everyone for their kind words of support.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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A mention?

 

 

Half the book is spent slagging him off!

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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That's the clincher.

 

Looking forward to reading this.

 

Nice website too.

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Buffalo Bill
Congratulations and best wishes from a fellow author (albeit of educational materials rather than anything that reflects my more general wit and wisdom).Hope the venture goes well.

 

Many thanks. Appreciated.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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looking forwards to reading this BB as you know, and cludgie was all "OOOH is that BB who wrote it?"

 

best of luck with the sales, and you know everyone will be looking for a pint out of you now you're going to be a celebrity ;)

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The publisher is sending pre-orders out now.

 

Don't know about Amazon.

 

Thank you once more to everyone for their kind words of support.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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Pre-orders. My book was delivered earlier this week!

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Pants Shaton

Once you've read BB's book may I recommend another title from the same publisher:

 

http://www.apexpublishing.co.uk/PubDetails.asp?Num=30

 

Book Description: On 24 Novmber 1991 people all over the world mourned the untimely death of Freddie Mercury, lead singer of rock band Queen. But for the author, Mary Howis, her life would never be the same, as, from that day forward, she was aware of a strange presence around her; someone from the spirit world ? the spirit that once was Freddie Mercury, known in the spirit world as ?the Mercury Man?.

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Buffalo Bill
Once you've read BB's book may I recommend another title from the same publisher:

 

http://www.apexpublishing.co.uk/PubDetails.asp?Num=30

 

Book Description: On 24 Novmber 1991 people all over the world mourned the untimely death of Freddie Mercury, lead singer of rock band Queen. But for the author, Mary Howis, her life would never be the same, as, from that day forward, she was aware of a strange presence around her; someone from the spirit world – the spirit that once was Freddie Mercury, known in the spirit world as ‘the Mercury Man’.

 

 

...and back on planet Earth:

 

May I recommend 'Loonology' by scary prison dude, Charles Bronson? I also did a review on a hoolie-book called 'Dessert England', a fictional story about the 2006 World Cup and English Hooligans. It's really well written by a guy called David Williams. It should be a big hit.

 

There is also a title by large breasted Big Brother contestant, Lea Walker.

 

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There is also a title by large breasted Big Brother contestant, Lea Walker.

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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I was of the understanding that she would rather do movies than books ;)

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Buffalo Bill
I was of the understanding that she would rather do movies than books ;)

 

Maybe doing both is part of the contract.

 

I'm away to check mine now.*

 

 

* the contract, that is.

 

 

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John Findlay
Maybe doing both is part of the contract.

 

I'm away to check mine now.*

 

 

* the contract, that is.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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BB,

I take my hat off to you. You're running an excellent advertising campaign on here. ;)

 

 

 

 

John

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Buffalo Bill
BB,

I take my hat off to you. You're running an excellent advertising campaign on here. ;)

 

John

 

Thanks ever so much, John.

 

I guess what you're saying is "if you snooze, you lose".

 

I agree ;)

 

Buffalo Bil

 

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC
Maybe doing both is part of the contract.

 

I'm away to check mine now.*

 

 

* the contract, that is.

 

 

Buffalo Bill

 

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If only your 'one star stalker' could see you now! :)

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Chad Sexington

I suppose I'm one of the very few people who have actually read the book already.

 

I absolutely battered through it in a day and a half...it's a real page turner.

 

Some of the tales in it are hysterical, the disastrous break dance routine being a personal favorite, while a lot of the book is genuinely moving.

 

The Hearts stuff is also great and had me misty eyed remembering some classic games.

 

I can guarantee people wont be disappointed with this book and I hereby award it the Sexington seal of quality.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Can I have my ?5 now Andy? ;)

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gordon the jambo

good luck BB will read it with pleasure and hope you sell more than JK so you can save our HEARTS;)

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gordon the jambo
Once you've read BB's book may I recommend another title from the same publisher:

 

http://www.apexpublishing.co.uk/PubDetails.asp?Num=30

 

Book Description: On 24 Novmber 1991 people all over the world mourned the untimely death of Freddie Mercury, lead singer of rock band Queen. But for the author, Mary Howis, her life would never be the same, as, from that day forward, she was aware of a strange presence around her; someone from the spirit world ? the spirit that once was Freddie Mercury, known in the spirit world as ?the Mercury Man?.

 

glad the old fag is gone could sing ****all:evilno:

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Buffalo Bill

I'm happy to report that I've never felt the ghost of Freddie Mercury inside me; but I once knew a bloke who looked like Brian May.

 

 

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gordon the jambo
I'm happy to report that I've never felt the ghost of Freddie Mercury inside me; but I once knew a bloke who looked like Brian May.

 

 

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Buffalo Bill

 

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once you are a celebrity you might meet the real brian :;)

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Buffalo Bill
how come people on here have copies already,and the star

of the show doesnt.

 

I think it depends on who you ordered with (guessing).

 

Hopefully you'll get yours soon.

 

These things happen in the world of sports books.

 

 

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Buffalo Bill

 

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gordon the jambo
how come people on here have copies already,and the star

of the show doesnt.

 

good evening bungalow bob:)

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Andrew

Wonderful, wonderful news. I'm really happy for you. Well done.

 

You are now, officially, my favourite author. Lesley is consequently my favoutite author's wife.

 

Even without your deserved new status I have to say that every time I walk through the newly gentrified Puddle Lane I think of you.

 

But then progress is inevitable isn't it? So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

 

Graham

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japanjambo

Will there be any copies left by the time I get back home in July 2009!? LOL! Is it only available in the UK?

 

Cheers...and congrats(or as we say in Japan " Omedeto!") BB!

 

Lynn:ninja:

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Father Tiresias
Don't know if anyone's done this yet, so..

 

Sounds good.

 

Makween

 

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Are you taking the Colin Nish?

 

chizzy

 

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