Gigolo-Aunt Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 He sent me a PM a few years ago saying he had just started a job with Greggs in Loanhead and if I wanted some free cakes I was to go up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I really do not appreciate the hurtful comments being said on this forum about my little sister. I understand that people have their own opinions and obviously you can?t like everyone. However the girl that is being slated in this thread is not anonymous and does have feelings. The good thing about twitter is that if you don?t like what you see/read then you can unfollow and block if necessary, therefore no needs to slate a girl in a public forum, where herself and her family can obviously read the comments. Furthermore, she uses skype as a messenger (like msn) on her phone, and does not go onto cam so the comments about that are far from true. P.s..... Sorry for the spelling mistake on my twitter, I?m raging not ragging. Can we please just leave it now, thank you . Best thing you could do is advise her that by showing off her sweater kittens all the time then folk are obviously going to discuss her chebs and to be fair the vast majority of comments have been about her baps. (with the occasional unnecessary comment about her weight etc.) Fair do's to you for coming on to help her out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://www.hmfckickb...um#entry1978077 Why do they phone yer house then cut you off when you answer it. Had a barny wi one the now, denied they had phoned me. Told him in Britain its bad manners not to stay on the phone, next time i will call the police, he said wot street were you born on. Could not make it up. Let the tree huggers have their say, something to put in their busy book at college on a monday morning Which reminds me, couple of trees to chop down the back. Might build a wee East Craigs bypass when im there, bring on the lefties. Could not make it up. Quite full of yourself eh,im a roaster, that hurt me likes. Got a hangover , me thinks you have issues , a few by the way you post. protein induced coma, sounds like you work for the NHS, lot of spangers there. Thing is you better get the prozac , sorry bleach down your throat your quality. For the record, bet you have no mates. My boy is reading this and just said to me, dad thats a hobo. Hes maybe right Could not make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Ups and downs Aye so the miner that lost his job which led to drinking and losing his family. Some people cruise through life without hitches or lucky to have a job for life. Thanks bud. He is lucky thats all hes had. Gambler eh. Hope someone slagged him for that one. Cheatin on yer wife. Depends on the full story. Was his wife intimate wi him. Had a lot of highs and lows. But fate can let you down. Head stuck on me one night shift Took it as a learning process. Im not a hard man , but lived life. More like had a hard life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 They say it's a very thin line between genius and insanity. Dougstar is living proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 The bad, the good & the ugly Sometimes wi drink you get the munchies but too much and its a negative. Mind being pashed at the west end and just got a ruby in my hand Spoke to a kiggling wee female that told me to f-off she got the curry on her back. nice to be nice They are missunderstood fact 99 bad apples in 100 does not mean they are bad Quality how the man has taken his hard workload to reach our small country Nice old man with a lovely face Back to your school books mind and tell teacher how your xmas dinner went. Wot is interesting is how someone who takes a life ends up wi a bed sat tv and 3 meals a day Its all gone in the big fat cats pension fund Na fact is i know more hobo's than u My opinion bud and im right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 He was absolutely mental but he was superb entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I miss Doug's random posts. Not his random PMs though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Thing is Uly ! That meant to impress, wi yer nippy words, ive paid my cash got work bud u? being nasty boys crossing the line thats wot rules are for. got life bud u? You guys are younger take a different direction thing is i deliver got wife bud u? You have probs, im afraid when im down, real men real lives got home bud u? So we agree, sick of the war bud, pull our guys out got kids bud u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Seething Why do they phone yer house then cut you off when you answer it. Had a barny wi one the now, denied they had phoned me. Told him in Britain its bad manners not to stay on the phone, next time i will call the police, he said wot street were you born on. Could not make it up. Let the tree huggers have their say, something to put in their busy book at college on a monday morning Which reminds me, couple of trees to chop down the back. Might build a wee East Craigs bypass when im there, bring on the lefties. Could not make it up. Quite full of yourself eh,im a roaster, that hurt me likes. Got a hangover , me thinks you have issues , a few by the way you post. protein induced coma, sounds like you work for the NHS, lot of spangers there. Thing is you better get the prozac , sorry bleach down your throat your quality. For the record, bet you have no mates. My boy is reading this and just said to me, dad thats a hobo. Hes maybe right Could not make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 So...Twitter, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 And finally my favourite...... American Mups Cos they cant fly out of Heathrow. Easy solution hand them the keys and do one. Mups. Who asked them to work here. Want to heard one on Sky news , this place is a joke, ok dont come here ya big mouthed mup. Love themselves You ever seen an airport coming from Drylaw. My son goes to red row and cant sleep till hes home. Im from Pilton and know its a dodgy place. No heard from you for a wee while, im busy chewing on prime scottish beef. The yanks are chewing on their toe nails, who cares NFM Might cut another inch of hot beef Correct mate but these fat guzzling yanks want it all, cheap petrol , cheap women everything. Im proud to be a Scot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Jose Carricondo Perez Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Thing is Uly ! That meant to impress, wi yer nippy words, ive paid my cash got work bud u? being nasty boys crossing the line thats wot rules are for. got life bud u? You guys are younger take a different direction thing is i deliver got wife bud u? You have probs, im afraid when im down, real men real lives got home bud u? So we agree, sick of the war bud, pull our guys out got kids bud u? Poetry genius! Always wondered where the "got wife bud u?" chat came from. Kickback never fails to amaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Dougstar was not a pleasant man judging by his behaviour on here and I never understood why folk encouraged him so much. Let's not forget why he is banned, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Poetry genius! Always wondered where the "got wife bud u?" chat came from. Kickback never fails to amaze. Me too. Pieces falling into place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Dougstar was not a pleasant man judging by his behaviour on here and I never understood why folk encouraged him so much. Let's not forget why he is banned, eh? How many times you been suspended ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted March 24, 2013 Author Share Posted March 24, 2013 Been laughing my head off on the bus to college at this and the expectant father thread. At least everyone thought I was too mental to sit next to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 How many times you been suspended ?? Don't think Tommy has ever offered to dish out a paggering to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I thought i was being complimentary. You lot are the old perverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 @audioslave I don't think this thread ending up in the evening hobo is what we should be worrying about. Have you seen the comments about "fat" Kate Upton? Dear god this place is full of bronzed Adonis with insanely high standards! Or fat blokes who talk pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Don't think Tommy has ever offered to dish out a paggering to be fair. Don't think Doug could spell "paggering" ! Thought he did the threatening by PM anyway ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Don't think Doug could spell "paggering" ! Thought he did the threatening by PM anyway ?? I don't think Doug had any idea what he was doing, or spelling, most of the time to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Or fat blokes who talk pish You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 You rang? 95% of the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 If that really is doug he is much younger than i thought he was. Expected him to look like grandad from only fools and horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Hazel, I said only nice things about you. You've got a nice pair and to have a go on them would make any man very lucky. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 If that really is doug he is much younger than i thought he was. Expected him to look like grandad from only fools and horses I always pictured him looking like an angry Glenn Michael, muttering away to a lamp all day. That would make an interesting thread if we all posted what we thought folk looked like. I always picture Le Chat like the guy in his avatar . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Attention seeking ****** tease Only pics she posts is of her fun bags and here eyes.........18 stone heefer NAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Attention seeking ****** tease Only pics she posts is of her fun bags and here eyes.........18 stone heefer NAP Careful. Big brother sister is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Doug is very much real... It just depends which Doug you happen to be speaking to at that time... There's at least two of them paggering each other for control of the wheel at any one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Which one is this doug character on her followers list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Doug is very much real... It just depends which Doug you happen to be speaking to at that time... There's at least two of them paggering each other for control of the wheel at any one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Which one is this doug character on her followers list? @dougiem18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Thread closing in..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Anybody seen some wee Celtic players page? All over twitter today @paulslane19 Appears to hAve went a wee bit psycho the last few days. Pictures of him pumping bursds and dishing out all sorts Edit - pics of pumping have disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Anybody seen some wee Celtic fuds page? All over twitter today @paulslane19 Appears to hAve went a wee bit psycho the last few days. Pictures of him pumping bursds and dishing out all sorts Edit - pics of pumping have disappeared. They are still there! Did he go to the 'Dam and just go mental!? Plays for Celtic U19s as well? Christ. Something about that Celtic Boys Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 They are still there! Did he go to the 'Dam and just go mental!? Plays for Celtic U19s as well? Christ. Something about that Celtic Boys Club. So they are I couldn't find them. Aye apparently he went on the Friday or something and just went mental! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Anybody seen some wee Celtic players page? All over twitter today @paulslane19 Appears to hAve went a wee bit psycho the last few days. Pictures of him pumping bursds and dishing out all sorts Edit - pics of pumping have disappeared. They are still on the replies folk have made. Even has his own meme already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Anybody seen some wee Celtic players page? All over twitter today @paulslane19 Appears to hAve went a wee bit psycho the last few days. Pictures of him pumping bursds and dishing out all sorts Edit - pics of pumping have disappeared. Still on twitter though. Does he play for the tims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 The lad Slane's gone right aff the deep end in the last 10 hours! Wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Still on twitter though. Does he play for the tims? For now anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Shaved the heid and everything. He's had a breakdown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 He's lost it! He retweeted a Burd who has the pic of him pumping a Burd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 "Want to go on a date?" @anythingwithapulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 "Last Scottish player in European action this season!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 If anyone ever wants to do a "Say no to drugs" campaign, that boys Twitter page would be prime material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I can't see any pics other than him being ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 @Kieran_Psyl: @paulslane19 You're one of my best players on Football Manager. Screw the head and be at training for 9 sharp, or I'll drop you. @paulslane19: @Kieran_Psyl get a life @Kieran_Psyl: @paulslane19 I think a loan deal would be best for both of us, at the moment. I'll look for a club for you ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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