Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Beats lying about his birthday so he can get on the peev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Happy birthday Beats Still disgraceful getting mashed on a school night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 A wee bit of sympathy would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 A wee bit of sympathy would be nice. You got about 4 birthday messages - that's plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 My detox lasted a pathetic 5 days. My cousin and I tanned 5 bottles of wine last night. I'm away for a lie down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 00.15 and I'm off to bed. Sober Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Had a party for my 21st last night. Feeling good. My mates kept buying my Dad loads of shots. Tequila, jagerbombs etc and he was strolling about the house at 9am this morning feeling fresh, yet when I down the shots I spew everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 It's not good mate, spanked a ridiculous amount of wine last night and I'm supposed to be going out tonight as well. Need to hope I start feeling better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Gotten away with one today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 It's not good mate, spanked a ridiculous amount of wine last night and I'm supposed to be going out tonight as well. Need to hope I start feeling better soon. Get a few litres of water down you and some chocolate :thumsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Get a few litres of water down you and some chocolate :thumsup: Cheers mate, will get started on that just now as I need to be back in town for 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Official work from my doctor - no alcohol until after my 2nd procedure. At least 6 ******* weeks away :sob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Thanks to Beats for helping to sort me out earlier! I may need more help tomorrow though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 out on friday, reekin', woke up fresh as per out tonight, currently reekin' again. Didn't get my hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Fresh today. Had 3 glasses of wine with lunch and back on the water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 After avoiding hangovers for the last wee while one has finally caught up with me. To be fair staying up to stupid oclock with Jim Beam watching golf in Malaysia hasn't helped matters. This one is an all dayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Didn't touch a drop last night. Phresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 2 days in Glasgow on it No hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 My gran's birthday yesterday. Any excuse 2 bacon and fried egg toppers down. Feeling better. Time for a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphiwe Tshabalala Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Dodged another bullet, haggis and sausage rolls to ease it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I love this thred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Was in brauhaus for the first time yesterday as well as numerous other places and really feeling it today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Just a relaxing bottle of wine last night after doing work all day. A pictorial illustration of how I feel follows: Edited March 24, 2013 by Tommy Wiseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphiwe Tshabalala Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 feel worse after those rolls, time for a sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Working last night, so feeling Fresh 2 Death today, y'all hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Ell Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Jesus Christ. Even a fry up can't fix this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been hoovering the coke as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been hoovering the coke as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months To me it sounds like you're having a decent weekend. Grab the brace tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been sucking the Boaby as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 To me it sounds like you're having a decent weekend. Grab the brace tonight! To be honest, last night's was a ten pinter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Nowt wrong with clearing the pipes before a big date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been hoovering the coke as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months ^^^^ King among men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been hoovering the coke as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months Disco hoor one night, Made In Chelsea dame the next. You are my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Was feeling like death earlier, then I remembered about Lunch Break on Gorgie Road. Excellent idea offering a delivery service to the hungover punter who can't leave the house but is also unable to wait for the usual take away opening times. A breakfast wrap, full Scottish breakfast and 2 cans of lilt later and I'm already starting to feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Ell Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Pulled some complete arsehole last night. I reckon she'd been hoovering the coke as that's all I can taste this morning. Boke. Feel like shite as well. Which isn't good as I've got a date tonight with the girl I've been chasing for months How did I only notice this now?! You kept that one quiet you sly dog!! As mentioned earlier - make it a brace tonight!!! Good luck mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Ell Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Update: had a sausage roll mid afternoon and a Mexican for dinner. Think I'm back in the game now. Drinking 8 days out of the past 11 has been torture but fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Yesterday I was This morning I was like Hoping that I feel the same next Friday after being at the darts on Thursday night.................. But I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 How did I only notice this now?! You kept that one quiet you sly dog!! As mentioned earlier - make it a brace tonight!!! Good luck mate. The pre match jitters didn't affect this cat. Put in a proper 5-1 performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 The pre match jitters didn't affect this cat. Put in a proper 5-1 performance. Feel I should share this shit with JKB as it was quite amusing... My mate Paul texted some jokey abuse about the date tonight. Not sure what possessed me (Isle of Jura) but i decided to read it to her. "Remember women really love the stuff you see in pornos, like shagging their bumholes and shoving your ****** in their face" She was loving it. A keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) Rough today. Terrible date last night so drank too much to overcompensate. Stupid guy thought reading his mate Paul's immature texts to me would get his end away. I only laughed because I was so drunk. Edited March 25, 2013 by Lancashire_Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Great Khali Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Rough today. Terrible date last night so drank too much to overcompensate. Stupid guy thought reading his mate Paul's immature texts to me would get his end away. I only laughed because I was so drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Rough today. Terrible date last night so drank too much to overcompensate. Stupid guy thought reading his mate Paul's immature texts to me would get his end away. I only laughed because I was so drunk. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 (edited) Beaten to it by Yang! Edited March 30, 2013 by Pasha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 It's after 1am. I went to AFL today and topped up from yesterday. I'm getting picked up at 10am to go a 2 hour drive to the lake. Wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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