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Bag O' Crap!


iainmac

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Just a bit of fun! ;)

 

Came across this on the net and wondered what 3 players from our glorious past (maybe best staying away from the current squad!) would JKB'ers put into this - worth ?2.99.

 

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/product.php?lang=en&product_id=24719&session=4ffbffe627d3adbe620b9c596e5baa3d

 

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Bag o’ Crap

Are you ready?? We have got the worst deal ever for you. We are going to ask you to spend your hard earned pounds for a bag o’ crap. For ?2.99 we will give you a bag or a box with three crappy items in it. These items are cluttering up our warehouse and we have two or 3 of them per line certainly not enough to list them individually on our website. So we thought we would put three of them in a bag and we would get someone to buy them…. That’s where you come in…

 

I'll start:

 

Wilson Wood

Jeremy Goss

Leigh Jenkinson

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Ian Baird

Kevin Twadle

Allan Lawrence

 

but I would have to put the ENTIRE current squad in..........sorry

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Walter Kidd

Ernie Winchester

Kenny Garland

 

Surely no!!!!!

 

Not the world's most gifted player . I'm sure he's admit but a true loyal servant

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Charlie-Brown
Walter Kidd

Ernie Winchester

Kenny Garland

 

Kenny Black or Neil Berry maybe but Walter?

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yes walter kidd a truly awful player. a tryer yes but no talent whatsoever only in scottish/british football could this type make the grade

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Jim Weir

Davie Kirkwood

Brian Hamilton

Gordan Petric

Leigh Jenkinson

Colin Cramb

David Hagen

Craig Nelson

Tommy Harrison

Alan Preston

Hans Eskilson

Mo Berthe

David Winnie

Kenny Milne

 

And that's just for starters.

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Charlie-Brown
Jim Weir

Davie Kirkwood

Brian Hamilton

Gordan Petric

Leigh Jenkinson

Colin Cramb

David Hagen

Craig Nelson

Tommy Harrison

Alan Preston

Hans Eskilson

Mo Berthe

David Winnie

Kenny Milne

 

And that's just for starters.

 

Robbie Neilson?

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No. 28

No. 29

The Pillow

Eddie Scissor-hands

Bennyuseless

Klimek

Mark Gavin

Steve Penney

Billy McKay

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Jim Weir

Davie Kirkwood

Brian Hamilton

Gordan Petric

Leigh Jenkinson

Colin Cramb

David Hagen

Craig Nelson

Tommy Harrison

Alan Preston

Hans Eskilson

Mo Berthe

David Winnie

Kenny Milne

 

And that's just for starters.

 

Difficulty in the counting department? :P

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Difficulty in the counting department? :P

 

No, I just purchased the ?29.99 delux version so that I could fit all of my 'favourites' in :biggrin:

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Charlie-Brown

C.Nelson, Neilson, MacAllister, James, Petric, Twaddle, B.Hamilton, Stamp, Jenkinson, Baird, Wyness.

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vlad on the tyne
C.Nelson, Neilson, MacAllister, James, Petric, Twaddle, B.Hamilton, Stamp, Jenkinson, Baird, Wyness.

 

Stamp?

 

:eek: not a legend or owt but decent hearts player

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Charlie-Brown
Stamp?

 

:eek: not a legend or owt but decent hearts player

 

fat useless overweight overpaid c@nt who hardly ever played.

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vlad on the tyne
fat useless overweight overpaid c@nt who hardly ever played.

 

each to their own NMH but were you calling him this after his derby winner?

 

not the fittest granted but stamp had more ability than most who have played midfield in a hearts jersey in the last 10 year.

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yes walter kidd a truly awful player. a tryer yes but no talent whatsoever only in scottish/british football could this type make the grade

 

STFU:(

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Just buy five bags and you'll get the worst players from the first team squad for about their net value based on this seaon's pitiful perfomances!

 

I bought a bag o crap from bigpockets and got 7 ac adaptors - no idea what they fit, 3 in-car chargers - again no idea what for yet, a scart cable (nice antique lol!), a generic mp3 player and some blank dvds. Not bad. Some lucky sod got an archos portable media player in his!

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