i8hibsh Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Seriously I genuinely love this club. They genuinely only exist for a)our amusement b)to make us feel better Just when we have a bad night, they selflessly go out the next again night and get horsed. The just NEVER stop making us feel good. Yogi came along and started quite well, he and the entire club noticed that their bigger neighbours were unhappy with it all so he then goes 26 games being absolutely shite. They had decent players, so they sell them and buy jokers like De Guff (who missed his 3rd sitter of the season tonight) just to make us feel better. They go 109 years being the Scottish cup joke team. They waste money on a stand and noone fills it. Anything else that our highly generous neighbours do for us? I just want to let it be bnown that I for one really appreciate their existence. Sign this thread if you appreciate Hibernian FC. signed i8hibsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Seriously I genuinely love this club. They genuinely only exist for a)our amusement b)to make us feel better Just when we have a bad night, they selflessly go out the next again night and get horsed. The just NEVER stop making us feel good. Yogi came along and started quite well, he and the entire club noticed that their bigger neighbours were unhappy with it all so he then goes 26 games being absolutely shite. They had decent players, so they sell them and buy jokers like De Guff (who missed his 3rd sitter of the season tonight) just to make us feel better. They go 109 years being the Scottish cup joke team. They waste money on a stand and noone fills it. Anything else that our highly generous neighbours do for us? I just want to let it be bnown that I for one really appreciate their existence. Sign this thread if you appreciate Hibernian FC. signed i8hibsh BBC Scotland reporting that "Punches are being thrown in the Hibs Dressing Room after the Killie debacle". What a really classy club they are.............NOT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Just reported on radio scotland that several punches have been thrown near the hibs dressing room. Now Tom English, not for the first time, we must ask just what is going on at Easter Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_HMFC Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Their slide is picking up momentum at an alarming rate. LONG MAY THAT CONTINUE. I hope ratboy got sparkled during the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 am i here just to ****ing amuse you? well yes. yes you are. gimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardiac Rucksack Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Lets hope it wasnt Yogi involved in the punches. I personally would love him to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 It wasn't the players or management staff that were fighting. The best way to describe it is this Just picture sunday league football when you would play and their would be jakies, big hard feckers, pregnant woman smoking fags, and women with their 'bairns' in buggies at the side of the pitch. Well it was the players wags who were fighting in the dressing room, the bairns were in their buggies as fags were hanging out their mouths. That is the sort of club thta those tramps are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedarmy Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Just reported on radio scotland that several punches have been thrown near the hibs dressing room. Now Tom English, not for the first time, we must ask just what is going on at Easter Road? couldn`t they get the punches on target either? yogi must stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 am i here just to ****ing amuse you? well yes. yes you are. gimps. funny as in clown funny or funnty as in hah ha funny I love Hibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I find it hilarious that 24 hours ago they were ###### into a sock about our result. Surely, surley, surely they seen this coming tonight, no? Enjoy yourselves ya pricks. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 couldn`t they get the punches on target either? yogi must stay BBC Scotland saying that an after-fight, sorry after-match interview is coming up from John Hughes and "it wasn't pretty". Tune in now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 funny as in clown funny or funnty as in hah ha funny I love Hibs oh it's both, and lots more. how many types of funny are there? it matters not as all will apply to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 I'm listening to his interview Genuine question - has he got downsyndrome? gist of his interview "we lost shree goals" "we played some guid football(no shit he genuinely said this)" "football laddies ken what it's aw aboot" "we just need luck, we are gettin nae luck" he seriously is a 'character' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Well what a night this has been Has anyone else noticed the plummeting number of Hibs supporting Facebookers tonight? When will these muppets ever learn that when Hearts get beat in the cup 9 times out of 10 they get shafted the next night. Thank you Hibernian... We'd be lost without you YOGI MUST STAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 i8hibsh's ALL TIME GREATEST THREAD. Well done, young man, there may be hope for you yet. Yogi came along and started quite well, he and the entire club noticed that their bigger neighbours were unhappy with it all so he then goes 26 games being absolutely shite. See that? ^^^^^^ That was my favourite bit. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Genuinely?? GREAT THREAD CHAP. Good old Hibs, eh? Absolute spankers the lot of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I've been asked on numerous occasions whether I hate Hibs, and my response is that far from it - I love them! They have given us SO many comedy moments that I wouldn't have had half the fun supporting Hearts if they weren't our rivals. Yet again they've come up trumps. After our defeat they had a chance to get some bragging rights, but no - they p!$$ them away by losing to Killie. Yogi has to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Top thread to end the night with. Any news on who's hit who in the battle of the Rugby Park tunnel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunty31 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Seriously I genuinely love this club. They genuinely only exist for a)our amusement b)to make us feel better Just when we have a bad night, they selflessly go out the next again night and get horsed. The just NEVER stop making us feel good. Yogi came along and started quite well, he and the entire club noticed that their bigger neighbours were unhappy with it all so he then goes 26 games being absolutely shite. They had decent players, so they sell them and buy jokers like De Guff (who missed his 3rd sitter of the season tonight) just to make us feel better. They go 109 years being the Scottish cup joke team. They waste money on a stand and noone fills it. Anything else that our highly generous neighbours do for us? I just want to let it be bnown that I for one really appreciate their existence. Sign this thread if you appreciate Hibernian FC. signed i8hibsh Sensational analysis i8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groatallar Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Seriously I genuinely love this club. They genuinely only exist for a)our amusement b)to make us feel better I hate them with a passion, however a and b are certainly true. FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Great stuff from the OP. Loved Bingo's interview tonight...it's well worth a listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Is it possible to rep a thread? Tremendous work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Just so it's not missed.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9025224.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Can't live with them, can't live without them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Seriously I genuinely love this club. They genuinely only exist for a)our amusement b)to make us feel better Just when we have a bad night, they selflessly go out the next again night and get horsed. The just NEVER stop making us feel good. Yogi came along and started quite well, he and the entire club noticed that their bigger neighbours were unhappy with it all so he then goes 26 games being absolutely shite. They had decent players, so they sell them and buy jokers like De Guff (who missed his 3rd sitter of the season tonight) just to make us feel better. They go 109 years being the Scottish cup joke team. They waste money on a stand and noone fills it. Anything else that our highly generous neighbours do for us? I just want to let it be bnown that I for one really appreciate their existence. Sign this thread if you appreciate Hibernian FC. signed i8hibsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
it_hearts Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Just so it's not missed.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9025224.stm did he just say that if they had got to 2-0 the pressure would be off and they could be really "SLICK" ? what a tool. no more flair football, now its slick football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Genuine point....there are two s' in Downs Syndrome. Anyway, it's a stupid, ******* crass comment to make. I'm listening to his interview Genuine question - has he got downsyndrome? gist of his interview "we lost shree goals" "we played some guid football(no shit he genuinely said this)" "football laddies ken what it's aw aboot" "we just need luck, we are gettin nae luck" he seriously is a 'character' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkin- hearts Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Does this latest result mean "The Curse of the New Stand" has started to travel with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Haha they really are a joke. Whats the odds on hughes gettin sacked? Surely worth a punt, thou hope he stays! I love hibs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Not many people signing the thread tho On another note I was trying to think of their funniest moments, and I get this (in no particular order) 1. Their greatest achievement was a Dundee player scoring against us and costing us the league. (seriously I can only imagine the celebrations down Lochend that day) 2. They include the Dryborough cup and a final appearance in the coronation cup of 1952 on their 'major honours' list. 3. Livingston in the CIS cup final and watching 40,000 Hobos come back home. 4. Ross county 5. Maribor, Dnipro and so on 6. Their players are electronically tagged 7. We at one stage were effectively going to buy them 8. 109 years of being the Scottish cup wipping boys 9. 18 in a row, 22 in a row 10. Robbo 27 goals 11. I think Paul Hartley (a midfielder) has scored more against them than any player in their history has agianst us. 12.1998 relegation while we almost won the league and won the cup. 13. Being 6-2 up and not winning the game Anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 4k attendance last night in a 20k stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Celtic at Parkhead next for the plums. Should be a LOLocoaster ride to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 4k attendance last night in a 20k stadium Has Rugby Park been expanded recently as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Hibs fans must be concerned about their form. A good start to last season helped them over the line after a horrible collapse. They have not started that well this season, in fact they have started just like they ended the season and must be looking at Falkirk last year and worrying about relegation. I hate Hibs. I hope they get relegated and go bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Celtic at Parkhead next for the plums. Should be a LOLocoaster ride to say the least. Here is the Yogi interview from 5.00pm Saturday "It's no disasterous, we are still a few weeks in. Ma boayz ken whit it's aw aboot, fitba people ken whit it's aw aboot. We are going oot there and geein it a right guid go. We even had a square go in the dressing room afetr kilamrnock. We are getting nae luck, we are playing attractive guid football (aye John for the first 8 minutes of every game), i'm proud oh ma boays likes ken" He is easily, and by an incredible distance the least articulate man on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I hear the first punch was thrown by one of the two heterosexual players at the club after having his tadger felt in the changing room. Apparently after the light switch had been flicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Has Rugby Park been expanded recently as well? Lol Damn epic fail on my part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAndo7 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Hopefully not, but surely Big Yoga will get the bullet after Sellick pummel them on Sat? He lost the plot weeks ago, and his interviews and press conferences reek of a man clutching at straws... I hear the Hubs will have to pay ?400,000 to pay off his contract too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Not many people signing the thread tho On another note I was trying to think of their funniest moments, and I get this (in no particular order) 1. Their greatest achievement was a Dundee player scoring against us and costing us the league. (seriously I can only imagine the celebrations down Lochend that day) 2. They include the Dryborough cup and a final appearance in the coronation cup of 1952 on their 'major honours' list. 3. Livingston in the CIS cup final and watching 40,000 Hobos come back home. 4. Ross county 5. Maribor, Dnipro and so on 6. Their players are electronically tagged 7. We at one stage were effectively going to buy them 8. 109 years of being the Scottish cup wipping boys 9. 18 in a row, 22 in a row 10. Robbo 27 goals 11. I think Paul Hartley (a midfielder) has scored more against them than any player in their history has agianst us. 12.1998 relegation while we almost won the league and won the cup. 13. Being 6-2 up and not winning the game Anymore? 14. Being 4-2 up against us in INJURY TIME and still not winning the game 15. Comedy excuses for general shiteyness, a la: "he couldn't judge distance" (Shiels vs. Gordon), "they are a pub team", (SpongeJohn Squareheid after yet another horsing) 16. A succession of clown-esque 'keepers, who - on occasion - merit their own Tynie sing-song i.e. "Zibi, Zibi, Gie's a wave" 17. We've won more derbies at the San Giro than they have 18: An entry into the CWC (IIRC) which came by invite only after no-one else could be arsed 19: 02/04/06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbasten1874 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Hopefully not, but surely Big Yoga will get the bullet after Sellick pummel them on Sat? He lost the plot weeks ago, and his interviews and press conferences reek of a man clutching at straws... I hear the Hubs will have to pay ?400,000 to pay off his contract too. i seriously hope that is true i will laugh my ****** off if it is .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Yogi comes over as a complete half wit He should book himself some elocution lessons pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Let's add in Bingo's motivational speeches too. On Saturday when Galbraith was about to come on as sub Yogi grabbed him by the arm and said "Dinny be the sub who got subbed...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 After Yogi's slaverings at Rugby Park last night, the west of Scotland has become submerged in floods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Powell Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 After Yogi's slaverings at Rugby Park last night, the west of Scotland has become submerged in floods. He must have slavered all the way home! In fact he must still be slavering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted September 23, 2010 Author Share Posted September 23, 2010 Let's add in Bingo's motivational speeches too. On Saturday when Galbraith was about to come on as sub Yogi grabbed him by the arm and said "Dinny be the sub who got subbed...." hahahahaahha please tell me that is not true hahahahah that is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_jack Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I think the hobos might beat ra sellick on sat tbh its the kind of thing they would do I appreciate their existance but i still absolutely despise them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 As I said after Tuesday night, no matter how bad things sometimes get for we Jambos, we can always console ourselves with the fact that we'll never be the Hobos! And oh, how they've given us so, so many laughs over the years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I know delusion is very high down Easter Road way but they must be genuinely getting pissed off at that flump they have as a manager. I'll be gutted when he gets punted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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