CostaJambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven, how many of you were there in the Riccarton three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Elvis.......... How many years until Hearts win the Champions League ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luton Jambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 5 years away and first thing Rudi does when he comes back is score a hat-trick against an old team-mates new team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevensonJambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven, how many of you were there in the Riccarton three? How many gaps are in your teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 elvis was maloffev the best manager you've had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 See this hand? I know how to meddle with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heehaw Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 how many calum will score on tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Which hand did you thump your chest with, Steven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Steven, how many people have you ****ed over to get your own way today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven, how many of you were there in the Riccarton three? 5 minutes of injury time. We can still do it lads, were only 4 nil down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Stop! In the name of love Before you break my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 What position did you finish in the Steptoe look-a-like competition Elvis? 5th? Another couple of years and you'll win it easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Elvis, how many bits of Lego can you stuff up your bum ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Ehlvis, how many men have you had masquerading up yer chuffter today then, you snake ^^^^. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Not a caption but he genuinely resembles a snake in that picture. Quite incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Not a caption but he genuinely resembles a snake in that picture. Quite incredible. The resemblance is uncanny. Surely there's someone out there that can photoshop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeGee Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Reporter: Steven, for how many years did you put your heart and soul into captaining Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stew mc Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Reporter: Steven, for how many years did you put your heart and soul into captaining Hearts. short Memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Steven, how many people have you ****ed over to get your own way today? My personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJenkins Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Steven, how many people have you ****ed over to get your own way today? Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceefax Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven, how many words per minute do u average when giving an interview? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven! How did your trial for shoplifting in Saudi Arabia go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Live long and prosper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 How many letter S's do you pronounce in Steven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Steven, how many people have you ****ed over to get your own way today? Reporter: Steven, for how many years did you put your heart and soul into captaining Hearts. BOKE. "And Abracadabra, the knife has disappeared! ...hoi, you keep facing the audience Eddie, or you'll ****ing ruin this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 My personal favourite. Without a shadow of a doubt. The winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 BOKE. "And Abracadabra, the knife has disappeared! ...hoi, you keep facing the audience Eddie, or you'll ****ing ruin this." Poor Eddie May. I hope his back is ok after all that stabbing he received. I think McCann and Mcnamara should sort sssssteven out once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Poor Eddie May. I hope his back is ok after all that stabbing he received. I think McCann and Mcnamara should sort sssssteven out once and for all. Neil would rather be set on fire I reckon. Source? Cup final day for Falkirk. I dressed my son in his strip and Neil singled him out. Come sit on my knee. What do you know about the Hearts? Great fella. One brought shame on himself and the other will always respect our club and has great affection for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Neil would rather be set on fire I reckon. Source? Cup final day for Falkirk. I dressed my son in his strip and Neil singled him out. Come sit on my knee. What do you know about the Hearts? Great fella. One brought shame on himself and the other will always respect our club and has great affection for us. Impressed you had Neil McCann sitting on your knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 short Memories exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Impressed you had Neil McCann sitting on your knee. There's a thought. Not a bad one actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Hi, my name's Stephen Pressley and I'm a prick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Here's hoping he does this tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Steven, how many of you were there in the Riccarton three? "Make no mistake - shree!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 "As evolution was slow to catch on in Falkirk, Steven showed off to the locals with his opposable thumb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deko 94 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 So Elvis, how many bits of Lego can you stuff up your bum ? brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 My personal favourite. Quality! Without a shadow of a doubt. The winner. At last my comedic genius getting the plaudits it deserves Hi, my name's Stephen Pressley and I'm a prick! Although this is my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 How many years of therapy did your children require after you all of a sudden told them they were Celtic supporters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Steven, how many of you were there in the Riccarton three? Live long and prosper? No, **** off and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 How much are you offering for me to kiss your shirt?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Steven, what's the average IQ of any Hearts fan who slags off an absolutely brilliant Captain who tried to turn around a club that was in absolute freefall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Elvis quote: "if we manage to get one shot on target against hearts I'm gonna go home and spank it using this hand right here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Steven, how many hearts fans still think you are a legend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Wax On....Wait, I am unable in my current position to Wax Off, as I find my situation unmanageable. The interference from my errr, lef, no, ah, right hand over the last few months has become unworkable, and now, just like my err, one, two, two foots, I must bring this to everyone's attention. I love my err, lef, no, ah, right hand from the top of my beating heart, but it cannot continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Steven how many members of the GVF did you see hiding behind the bins at the Gyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 [quote name='Cade' date='21 September 2010 - 01:44 AM' timestamp='1285029872' post='18388 Tell us steven, in the hour leading up to the riccarton3 press conference, how many times did you call mr strachan to confirm a deal was still on the table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Live long and prosper? No, **** off and die. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SE16 3LN Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Tell us steven, in the hour leading up to the riccarton3 press conference, how many times did you call mr strachan to confirm a deal was still on the table? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkin- hearts Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Steven, how many will Hearts score against the hobos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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