Greedy_Jambo Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Its typical that vlad's fax machine seems to be broken when we actually want some use from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Its typical that vlad's fax machine seems to be broken when we actually want some use from it. JKB appears to have forgotten all about Toto after Callum's performance yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Is this vlad's fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 They're trying to find out how many clubs he's signed for and played for in the last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkin- hearts Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Was speaking to his paperboy yesterday. Apparently he takes The Sun during the week and The NOTW on a sunday:whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Is this vlad's fault? Jeezo, the boy was not being entirely serious. However, I'll play, do you know it isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 JKB appears to have forgotten all about Toto after Callum's performance yesterday! True dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Was speaking to his paperboy yesterday. Apparently he takes The Sun during the week and The NOTW on a sunday:whistling: When Pasquale Bruno was staying in one of Edinburgh's many fine hotels, he allegedly asked for Sunday papers to be brought to him. Misunderstanding Bruno's accent, a member of staff arrived shortly afterwards with some sandpaper! How everyone laughed! This is either a true story or an urban myth - I'm keeping out of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkin- hearts Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 When Pasquale Bruno was staying in one of Edinburgh's many fine hotels, he allegedly asked for Sunday papers to be brought to him. Misunderstanding Bruno's accent, a member of staff arrived shortly afterwards with some sandpaper! How everyone laughed! This is either a true story or an urban myth - I'm keeping out of it! Sounds plausible:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Jeezo, the boy was not being entirely serious. However, I'll play, do you know it isn't? If I knew I wouldn't have asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 If I knew I wouldn't have asked So, it might be then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 22, 2010 Author Share Posted August 22, 2010 Its no vlads fault its his fax machine. Toto's agent has been furiously trying to send over the papers with no joy. Vlad refuses to buy a new fax machine stating "i shall not be buying a new fax machine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Would still take him. Looks solid, knows where the goal is and is probably 30 so bags of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Its no vlads fault its his fax machine. Toto's agent has been furiously trying to send over the papers with no joy. Vlad refuses to buy a new fax machine stating "i shall not be buying a new fax machine" At least not until it is 'out of contract' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 When Pasquale Bruno was staying in one of Edinburgh's many fine hotels, he allegedly asked for Sunday papers to be brought to him. Misunderstanding Bruno's accent, a member of staff arrived shortly afterwards with some sandpaper! How everyone laughed! This is either a true story or an urban myth - I'm keeping out of it! I hope Pasquale grabbed that member of staff in a heid lock and rubbed that sandpaper right accross their foreheed. How dare they not get it right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 He's found them lying in a field in Metz - There's no place like home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Thing is if elliot is revived then do we really NEED Toto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Thing is if elliot is revived then do we really NEED Toto? injuries ? and the more competion the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Thing is if elliot is revived then do we really NEED Toto? Yes. Much as I'm delighted about Calum's current form I'm not convinced he's certain to be consistent and given Kyle's tendency to be a bit of a bruiser I can't see him getting through the season without injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Thing is if elliot is revived then do we really NEED Toto? Bit early to claim Callum is revived. Not sure we do need Toto with several youngsters doing well but not needing and not wanting are miles apart. I want him as he seems to score instinctively,and he may be worth a bob or 2 in a few years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Thing is if elliot is revived then do we really NEED Toto? I don't think anyone is saying that Elliot is revived, just that he's playing well and scoring a goal or two - credit where it's due. I hope we sign Toto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Fair enough. Don't get me wrong I'd love us to sign Toto but only if he is going to be on a relativly small wage as I'd like another attacking midfeilder signed. Edit: And that should be the priority IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Fair enough. Don't get me wrong I'd love us to sign Toto but only if he is going to be on a relativly small wage as I'd like another attacking midfeilder signed. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I take it he IS going to be signed if it comes back he isn't registered to another club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitster Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Yes. Much as I'm delighted about Calum's current form I'm not convinced he's certain to be consistent and given Kyle's tendency to be a bit of 'a big lump' I can't see him getting through the season without injury. Fixed that for you redm. It's the Scotland on Sunday way. Bruiser is far too eloquent and kind Agree with ya though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie rd eh11 Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Fax machine patter = shan hobo pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 If they are dealing with the Cameroons it's not a fax machine that is needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Don't panic, they are on their way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 It's all gone quiet on the toto front. Its almost like he never existed. With Both elliots out with injury tonight we are left with an 80% fit kyle. Toto is needed here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 It's all gone quiet on the toto front. Its almost like he never existed. With Both elliots out with injury tonight we are left with an 80% fit kyle. Toto is needed here. Take a chill pill. He's scored a few goals against non league opposition. Nothing to get excited about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Take a chill pill. He's scored a few goals against non league opposition. Nothing to get excited about. He's scored a hell of a lot more goals against pish opposition than any other hearts player thats played on those games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 It's all gone quiet on the toto front. Its almost like he never existed. With Both elliots out with injury tonight we are left with an 80% fit kyle. Toto is needed here. Dear god what a panic you're getting yourself into. Simmer down to a frenzy ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear god what a panic you're getting yourself into. Simmer down to a frenzy ffs. Oh aye a know. My fingers are all over the place here. I can't cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 He's scored a hell of a lot more goals against pish opposition than any other hearts player thats played on those games. No. Witteveen matched him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Yes. Much as I'm delighted about Calum's current form I'm not convinced he's certain to be consistent and given Kyle's tendency to be a bit of a bruiser I can't see him getting through the season without injury. Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 No. Witteveen matched him. Witteveen wasn't playing in the games toto played in was he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Witteveen wasn't playing in the games toto played in was he? I didn't say he was. Witteveen has also scored regularly at about four levels higher than the pish opposition Toto and Witteveen scored against pre-season. Difference is Toto has had less opportunity at the top level, but Witteveen's example is a cautionary note. Hope he gets the chance to show what he can do though when JJ judges it's timely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'm no going to argue with anyone the night. I want toto signed. Toto is young, Toto scores goals, toto is better than jamie mole! I'll be chanting that outside vlad's villa later on the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 I've just found out (via wiki i admit) Ismael bouzid started his carreer at none other than toto's previous club METZ Surely he knows toto. HA. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 On Hearts world it was mentioned that Toto's chances of signing were less than 50/50 -- mentioned that JJ was not 100% convinced which may be reason for delay rather than admin problems. (I think the paper problem is a lack of it in Vlads fax machine) So make of that what you will but it was mentioned by the esteemed Lawrence live on air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1998 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Seems strange that Toto is still hanging around if deal 50-50. What more can he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 On Hearts world it was mentioned that Toto's chances of signing were less than 50/50 -- mentioned that JJ was not 100% convinced which may be reason for delay rather than admin problems. (I think the paper problem is a lack of it in Vlads fax machine) So make of that what you will but it was mentioned by the esteemed Lawrence live on air. [/quote This would be disappointing if true. I was hoping for 2 more signings before the transfer window closes, but its looking unlikely as each day passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgxIOCSfxvM It'll happen when and if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmeladent?rtchen Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 This would be disappointing if true. I was hoping for 2 more signings before the transfer window closes, but its looking unlikely as each day passes. I think fun starts on dead line day! I believe Toto is unattached so the window means nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Any chance we will get an EPL player on loan due to this 25 man squad malarky? Toto did look to have something about him but if JJ decides he isnt for us then fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 LolZZ fax machine lol!!1 I bet Nade ate it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 LolZZ fax machine lol!!1 I bet Nade ate it. lol Spanish waiter dropped it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Would still take him. Looks solid, knows where the goal is and is probably 30 so bags of experience You could be right there. Stung for transfer fees, my ****, JJ's probably just trying to make sure he isn't as old as Larry! Given that Kyle and the Elliot(t)s are our reliable strikers at the moment, I'd love to see Toto here. The new Juanjo/Quitongo/Valois, I reckon. But hold on, where's Gary Glen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phage Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 If we sign him at the age he is we could be stung with a 900k compensation bills set from Fifa HQ rising too 1.6mill or something stupid (figures made up) depending on the length of time he has spent at a club. Thats the rules regarding young players contracted to a team when they sign for a new team. If I was Metz id keep my mouth shut and the contract in the drawer and wait for the overinflated compensation rather than a nominal small fee for what he is probably worth. Playing it safe makes sense. The kid seems an alright prospect but im sure we all dont want a Besliga sized nasty surprise on some kid who may or may not be any good, settle in the area etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luton Jambo Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 But hold on, where's Gary Glen? Injured at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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