Hannibal Lecter Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Loving this thread, brought quite a few laughs. Heading for the classics section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 usain who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Jean Luc Picard's fumbled attempts to improve sales of his startrek figure provoke an unprecedented public backlash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I read the other day that the Great Webbo wants to take charge of an Ugly Sisters derby.... I'm certain he would do well. after he is finished with that match the big team in Glasgow will be Partick Thistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 c'mon FIFA you know it makes sense Fans clamour for the Webbmeister dream team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Giant Ref required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Mree frunny Paddy Power are offering 8/11 on the Webbmeister to take charge of the final http://www.oddschecker.com/football/internationals/world-cup/final-referee The only other contender is this Mexican loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Mree frunny Paddy Power are offering 8/11 on the Webbmeister to take charge of the final http://www.oddschecker.com/football/internationals/world-cup/final-referee The only other contender is this Mexican loser It has to be the Webbmeister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 It has to be the Webbmeister Well he's being rested for the semis so he MUST be in charge for the final. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. I can't wait. All hail King Webb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Well he's being rested for the semis so he MUST be in charge for the final. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. I can't wait. All hail King Webb. Resting the man needs no rest he could have reffed every single game in the tournament but felt other mere mortals deserved a small chance as well.But the big one is all his England's crowning glory the Webb final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Resting the man needs no rest he could have reffed every single game in the tournament but felt other mere mortals deserved a small chance as well.But the big one is all his England's crowning glory the Webb final. Fair point but maybe it was the seventh day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Mree frunny Paddy Power are offering 8/11 on the Webbmeister to take charge of the final http://www.oddscheck...p/final-referee The only other contender is this Mexican loser FIFA has just announced that it's definitely Howard. The final has been moved to Joburg's other WC venue, and the two finalists will play for the Webb Ellis trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 This giant amongst mere mortals has been given charge of The Final. The commentators will be sure to remind us that he is English at least once per minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Mods: classics please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 This is a great day for Howard Webb and a great day for Football, but more importantly is a great day for a Nation and an even greater day for Her Brittanic Majesty. GSTQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I've been down on my Howard Webb prayer mat since his last game in the tournament...I'm so proud. THANK YOU SEPP BLATTER. CLEARLY A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 So not Hugh Dallas then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 The result on Sunday is now immaterial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Hearts Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Cant wait to see sky sports news telling us how spain and germany should be learning from englands immaculate refereeing schools!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I look forward to David Cameron and the Queen (long may they rule over us) announcing a national day of celebration for sunday. What better way to commemorate Howard Webb single handedly winning the World Cup for England? Howard Webb to ref World Cup Final : About Bloody Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Howard here seen relaxing with his hoes after hearing the news of getting his place as World Cup Final referee. "Here wee baws, you honestly think it was ever in any doubt.... Now if you don't mind I'm going to show this wee biddy a thing or two about discipline on the football pitch...... and shagging." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 'What's that Sky Sports news? Why am I so Good?' 'Haven't you read the thread on Jambos Kickback FFS!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 the webbmeister on hearing the news the world wanted to hear. pepe reina pleads with the great man for doppelg?nger role for final. 'feck off peque?a cojones the world cup final is only for the true greats of the game'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Howard here seen relaxing with his hoes after hearing the news of getting his place as World Cup Final referee. "Here wee baws, you honestly think it was ever in any doubt.... Now if you don't mind I'm going to show this wee biddy a thing or two about discipline on the football pitch...... and shagging." Man, the guy's ICE!! He's not even taking a glance at the cleavage because he just knows he's in there when he wants and how he wants. Breathtaking stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Howard Webb is not refereeing the final on Sunday. He's away to teach Mandela what REAL strength of character is. He has told FIFA he may do the final next Thursday at 9 in the morning after he's wrestled a lion. Naturally, FIFA have accepted the Webbmaster's demands. Kaka takes a position that Clive Tyldesley dreams, just dreams, about nightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 44 years of hurt finally over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interista Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Surely it would be fitting if Webb were to ref the final on horseback, dressed as St George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 There will be only one REAL winner on Sunday and that man is Sir Howard Webb, a true legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 There will be only one REAL winner on Sunday and that man is Sir Howard Webb, a true legend. I'm afraid this web page bears that out. http://www.subbuteogoalcelebrations.co.uk/specials.shtml I can already feel my hands itching for that paypal button. Christmas presents all round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I'm afraid this web page bears that out. http://www.subbuteogoalcelebrations.co.uk/specials.shtml I can already feel my hands itching for that paypal button. Christmas presents all round... At the instore release of the Howard Webb Subbuteo Series Green hoodie - "I can't believe they're finally here!" His mate - "I know we've been standing out there for days!" Girl with Pink Scarfe - "I FECKING LOVE HOWARD WEBB!!" Beatle Mania? PAH! Wait until you see Heathrow when Sir Howard returns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Howard Webb is to take the reigns from George and become the patron saint of england Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atticus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "PLAY ON SHE'S FAIR GAME" "OK SIMMER DOWN YOUVE HAD A SHOT" "WAIT FOR MY WHISTLE BEFORE YOU PUMP HER" "WOW ONE AT A TIME FOR **** SAKE" "SORRY PAL IM UP NEXT" Im a raver cant you see, do you want to rave all night with me, I wanna dance until the sun goes down, dance until the world goes round and round. Techno techno techno Actually chuffed to bits for Howard, well done sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 so good they will officiate the world cup final in flip flops england's, england's number 1, england's number 1 brazilian and chilean players delight at hearing the dream team's appointment for final practising circumspect approach to HRH before knighthoods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 stelios can't hide his gratitude to the great man for striking another blow for the bald community Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "Right" said Webb. "I'm too sexy for the final" Howard may not be refereeing the final after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Howard here seen relaxing with his hoes after hearing the news of getting his place as World Cup Final referee. "Here wee baws, you honestly think it was ever in any doubt.... Now if you don't mind I'm going to show this wee biddy a thing or two about discipline on the football pitch...... and shagging." Outstanding. The Classics awaits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Im a raver cant you see, do you want to rave all night with me, I wanna dance until the sun goes down, dance until the world goes round and round. Techno techno techno lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I look forward to posting in this thread in 2014 when Brand Howard really takes over the World Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I look forward to posting in this thread in 2014 when Brand Howard really takes over the World. I fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Spot the deliberate mistake in this new subbuteo competition England World cup winners 2010 England World Cup Winners 1966 Howard Webb You're right, Webb NEVER gives a yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I hear he is on his way to Rothbury to sort out Gazza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Mrs Webb better pipe down. Telling the world the great man can't control his kids. That's your job woman. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/143755/World-Cup-Final-Referee-Howard-Webb-can-t-control-his-own-kids-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokHearts Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymunro Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Bearing in mind his profession and having read this disgusting accusation by his missus, it can only be a matter of time before she 'trips and falls down the stairs. Sarge.' http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE6684UM20100709?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNewsMy link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I hear he is on his way to Rothbury to sort out Gazza. I heard he's on his way to Gaza to sort out Hamas and Mosad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 We need a new public holiday in honour of Webb, so that every year we can commemorate the day the mighty Howard put the Great back into Great Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Mrs Webb better pipe down. Telling the world the great man can't control his kids. That's your job woman. http://www.dailystar...-his-own-kids-/ the soon to be ex mrs webb will see the extent of howie's control when he steps off the plane after winning the world cup. one step too far you ungrateful biatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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