Genghis Khan Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Howard performs the Heimlich Manoeuvre on a choking Emre - he'll catch up with the thieving bar steward that dipped Skippy's pouch later. Nothing is missed by his all-seeing eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Breaking news just in: Webb receives an unprecedented 5 Golden Boots and a Greatest Ref Of All Time award after his astonishingly good performance tonight. What a man. Nothing less than he deserves. Here are two SICKENING examples of why England should declare Independence from Scotland and Wales. Where was the respect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Howard picks up this season's 'expenses' from the Old Trafford petty cash clerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 REVEALED - Why the Jabulani ball is so round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Do you think he goes all Talladega Nights with his assistants prior to kick-off and shouts: "Let's shake and bake baby"!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Do you think he goes all Talladega Nights with his assistants prior to kick-off and shouts: "Let's shake and bake baby"!? Cant and Mallarkey are the next best thing there is to Howard Webb. What a team. The question is, just HOW MUCH would the Krauts pay to have officials of their calibre? Score one for Her Maj and a big fat ZERO for Fritz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Cant and Mallarkey are the next best thing there is to Howard Webb. What a team. The question is, just HOW MUCH would the Krauts pay to have officials of their calibre? Score one for Her Maj and a big fat ZERO for Fritz. First the Dambusters, now this. Der Hun must be bealing. GSTQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Kylie Minogue has now just called asking if Howard can show her some new moves. She's never seen anything as good since MJ. In fact she concedes HW is definitely better AND he can referee at the same time! OUT*******STANDING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Tremendous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 There are some absolute belters on this thread. :lol: Good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "God Speed Howard" An image from the Howard Webb send off celebration as he boards the plane for Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Overjoyed by his magnificent performances for England, QE2 decides to go for a "Webbie"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 england's golden generation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Before After Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Best in the world Rest of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Best reffing performance since Jack Taylor awarded a pen in the 1st minute of the 1974 final. (I know he's Welsh but was an FA referee) Clive Thomas disallowing a goal by Zico for Brazil against Sweden at the 1978 World Cup by blowing for full-time nanoseconds before the ball from Zico's header from a corner entered the net. The game ended in a draw. Now that is the sort of superior officialdom we never see in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Absolutely class thread, several quality laugh out loud posts. Some of you are actually funny after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross992 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 It's Howard Webb's world! We just live in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBOn_et_fromage Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Webbo to replace Rooney after stunning World Cup performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coney Island Baby Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 At the age of 18, Howard Webb orders the demolition of the Berlin Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 At the age of 18, Howard Webb orders the demolition of the Berlin Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Webbo to replace Rooney after stunning World Cup performances. I think you'll find that he always wears that shirt under his referee's kit when officiating at Man Ure games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBOn_et_fromage Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I think you'll find that he always wears that shirt under his referee's kit when officiating at Man Ure games I think you'll find that there will no longer be any need as he is to be elevated to sainthood for his services to mankind and will therefore be beyond reproach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "GTF, AH'M THE POLIS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Webbo saying he is in favour of goal-line technology. That'll be him getting punted by Blatter then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since.1902 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "GTF, AH'M THE POLIS" Anyone else think he is checking out Lampard's A**e ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Anyone else think he is checking out Lampard's A**e ??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "so i said to Davie O, this is how you should celebrate a goal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The Polish don't like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 The Polish don't like him feckin goulash eating surrender monkeys, what would they know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 At the age of 18, Howard Webb orders the demolition of the Berlin Wall. Best post of a great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just on at Half Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The great man is currently making complete sense on the BBC on the technology debate. Naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Speirs Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The great messiah is on telly, shhhh at the back the great man is talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The great messiah is on telly, shhhh at the back the great man is talking. Mick McCarthy is so in awe of Howard, he has dropped his Irish accent in favour of a Webb-like Yorkshire burr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 The great messiah is on telly, shhhh at the back the great man is talking. world class eloquence from the webbmeister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Webbo, humbled at hearing the news that many young South African school children in the townships have kicked away their footballs, shaved their heads and are now refereeing to the very highest standards instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Webbo, humbled at hearing the news that many young South African school children in the townships have kicked away their footballs, shaved their heads and are now refereeing to the very highest standards instead. Another great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "want me to get mine out too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Is this thread the no.1 search on the interwebb yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "want me to get mine out too?" Possibly the funniest caption contest entry I've seen. Magnificent thread - worth the ?5 membership alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 That's a big 10-4 rubber ducky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt.Speirs Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Banksy overnight does one of his famous paintings in honour of the great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Classic, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Howardo Webbinelli celebrating yet another ****ing astounding decision; "Pierluigi who?!?! You pop off and have a wee think about what you've done, wee baws." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 'How did I become so amazing so quickly?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 well hello all. i'm howard's older and less famous brother. as kids i was so intimidated by the greatness of howard that i was forced to change my name and turn to rampant god bothering and celibacy. brother, i salute your greatness still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 'How did I become so amazing so quickly?' As if Webbo NEEDS TO ASK that question. Like England expects, Howard KNOWS. + + = GSTQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Swimming the Channel's too easy if one sports a smooth scalp and streamlined Speedos," thought Webb. So he grew himself some hair and a dirty great moustache, chucked on a terry towelling costume & dived off a white cliff in Dover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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