wibble Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Howard Webb - English football's Errol Flynn "It's this long biatches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Howard Webb here seen accepting a prize for being a total ****ing lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Webb tells a young whippersnapper to "take a long walk, wee baws". So inspired by Webb was this wild young buck, he reformed his ways and decided to make something of his life, immortalising the tale in print for austerity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Webb is so good he can handle 3 balls simultaneously. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 In order of genius: 1) Berlin Wall 2) Gaza Strip 3) Face Off Best thread in ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ?The Great Webb is displeased with Bendtner's feeble worship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "I don't need no whistle - take it back". I am Howard Webb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Howard Webb here seen accepting a prize for being a total ****ing lad. I liked this one. Dunno why. Just did. GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Howard branches out into film but just cant help bringing a little of his own personality into his role as King of Siam "When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!" Naturally, Howard (under an assumed name which cheekily is almost an anagram of his beloved Burnley, the scamp) wins an Oscar. Is there anything he cant do ? GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 http://www.howard-webb.co.uk/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "That poof Hulk Hogan learnt it from WEBBO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I give it a week before Howard Webb mysteriously shows up on KB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Egypt are dismayed to learn that the goalposts displease Webb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 "That poof Hulk Hogan learnt it from WEBBO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 The incorruptible Howard Webb knocks back an offer from Roman Abrahmovic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 world's most beautiful women pursue webbo Angelina Jolie Natalie Portman Megan Fox Cameron Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Muntari was understandably hesitant to compare balls with Judge Webb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perth to Paisley Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Teaching the Brazilians the Macarena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 FIFA bow to public demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8779351.stm Webbaldinho not given a QF tie. Must be resting him for the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Internet has been renamed to The Howard. Chuck Norris is now on the run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Howard Webb books Ronaldo for sh***ing himself at the mere sight of the great man himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Howard Webb books Ronaldo for sh***ing himself at the mere sight of the great man himself http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club%20Home/2008/11/30/1228058431032/Ronaldo-Howard-Webb-004.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8779351.stm Webbaldinho not given a QF tie. Must be resting him for the final. Howardo Webbinelli wouldn't get out of his scratcher for a quarter final, anyway. A waste of everyone's time to pull out your top man for a diddy fixture like Brazil vs Netherlands. Good move FIFA. "Quarter finals? That's where small timers prove themselves. What have I got to prove, wee baws?" Howard Webb, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Don't know if Dutch television had been following this thread, but this Belgian documentary was aired last night. Worth watching if you have never seen it, though mildly disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8779351.stm Webbaldinho not given a QF tie. Must be resting him for the final. I think he'll get it. Especially after Blatter apologising to the FA about Lampards disallowed goal. Just a haunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheiky Baby Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Internet has been renamed to The Howard. Chuck Norris is now on the run. and not the Webb?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "take up thy bed and walk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I think he'll get it. Especially after Blatter apologising to the FA about Lampards disallowed goal. Just a haunch. Howard Webb is coming for you for even suggesting this would affect the decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Howard Webb is coming for you for even suggesting this would affect the decision. Nowhere will be safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I think he'll get it. Especially after Blatter apologising to the FA about Lampards disallowed goal. Just a haunch. Apparently not getting a QF indicates getting a SF, which usually means no final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Apparently not getting a QF indicates getting a SF, which usually means no final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I can only deduce that in an awesome act of humility and kindness he is letting some lesser mortal do the final. ? (my choice would be Ravshan Irmatov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Apparently not getting a QF indicates getting a SF, which usually means no final. Usually being the crucial word. There is nothing ordinary about Howard Webb. Nothing at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I can only deduce that in an awesome act of humility and kindness he is letting some lesser mortal do the final. ? (my choice would be Ravshan Irmatov) Mine too. And assuming nothing goes wrong in Argentina-Germany (no safe assumption, that), my money would be on him, with Webb 2nd favourite in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Mine too. And assuming nothing goes wrong in Argentina-Germany (no safe assumption, that), my money would be on him, with Webb 2nd favourite in my eyes. The last person who called Webb second favourite was found floating in the Thames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The last person who called Webb second favourite was found floating in the Thames. ... and not in a good way GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The Chairman of the BARA fails to see the irony shortly before being felled by a Vulcan death-grip from Howard Webb. "I'll give ye pointy ears, wee baws" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Howard Webb sends the entire Spurs team off after they had the audacity to suggest that Jeff Winter was a better referee than him. The rage clearly etched on the Webbmeister's face. An emergency evacuation of the area was commanded by the police following the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The last person who called Webb second favourite was found floating in the Thames. With an imprint of a whistle on his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 David Cameron returns from Harrods to find that his Mrs has renamed No.10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 There is only one way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 I can only deduce that in an awesome act of humility and kindness he is letting some lesser mortal do the final. (my choice would be Ravshan Irmatov) Just you go and tell your Ravshan Irmatov he ain't got the major league cojones for the ????? ????? final matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 One more mention of that uzbek fecker and you will be spitting them out son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 One more mention of that uzbek fecker and you will be spitting them out son looks like he got smacked to the floor like the pathetic bitch he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle P McMurphy Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 webbo coming round after hearing rumours of some second rate ref being quoted for the final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 webbo coming round after hearing rumours of some second rate ref being quoted for the final The next Hannibal star has been revealed. Silence of the Pundits is in production..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you FIFA,how can you let the greatest living ref and his world class assistants down like this,jeeso first you make sure the best team in the world don't qualify then you do this. Typical FISA,look after the uglies from south America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 WORLD WIDE WEBB? is now under copyright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I read the other day that the Great Webbo wants to take charge of an Ugly Sisters derby.... I'm certain he would do well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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