S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I have received specific threats that Saturday will be the day that Hibernian's infamous Gay-rights group; the Casual Soccer Firm will definitely be waiting to pounce on each and every Heart of Midlothian fan that dares to cross the 'Bridge of Doom' on the way to Easter Road. We will all be "gettin pure done proper like the Huns last week, Deeks brother is even oot for a scrap". I felt the threat serious enough to relay to everyone on this site. Let's face it, we've all felt intimidated, scared and worried when crossing the bridge in the past; Indeed it was once recommended to crawl over the Bridge in groups of three to avoid serious injury. On this occasion, Hearts and Hubs fans will be crossing at the same time, so please watch also for any dirty needles being stabbed into one's back. STAY STRONG FELLOW JAMBOS, AND REMEMBER REFUNDS ARE AVAILABLE FROM THE TICKET OFFICE IF ONE FEELS UNWILLING TO TAKE THE RISK ON THIS OCCASION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What are the "specific " threats you alluded to, because what youve posted seems more like a routine "general" threat which served no purpose other than A. Giving morons the oxygen of publicity and the false aura of something to be feared (even though you rubbished the aura) and B. Makes you look like you're in the know for matters like this which isnt terribly big or clever either. If there a more specific threat perhaps you'd expand so that those who prefer to avoid being in the presence of such shennanigans have the choice to avoid the possibility. BTW Deeks wee brother wont be anywhere near ER on Saturday. He'll be playing for his boys club team in a semi final. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Is the threat of being done-in not sufficient enough for you to report? Yes, yes, i am 'in the know' for matters not big and not clever. Busted, well done. That's why you're a Policeman OaG, good work! This place is no ordinary bridge; folk may be seriously hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 PS. It's a bit creepy that you're in the know RE: Riordan's brothers' whereabouts. Each to their own, i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Is the threat of being done-in not sufficient enough for you to report? Yes, yes, i am 'in the know' for matters not big and not clever. Busted, well done. That's why you're a Policeman OaG, good work! This place is no ordinary bridge; folk may be seriously hurt. See thats not very clever either because I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 PS. It's a bit creepy that you're in the know RE: Riordan's brothers' whereabouts. Each to their own, i suppose. Its hardly creepy. Ive known the family for years. He's actually quite a nice laddie. (unlike the majority of his family I'll grant you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stew mc Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I have received specific threats that Saturday will be the day that Hibernian's infamous Gay-rights group; the Casual Soccer Firm will definitely be waiting to pounce on each and every Heart of Midlothian fan that dares to cross the 'Bridge of Doom' on the way to Easter Road. We will all be "gettin pure done proper like the Huns last week, Deeks brother is even oot for a scrap". I felt the threat serious enough to relay to everyone on this site. Let's face it, we've all felt intimidated, scared and worried when crossing the bridge in the past; Indeed it was once recommended to crawl over the Bridge in groups of three to avoid serious injury. On this occasion, Hearts and Hubs fans will be crossing at the same time, so please watch also for any dirty needles being stabbed into one's back. STAY STRONG FELLOW JAMBOS, AND REMEMBER REFUNDS ARE AVAILABLE FROM THE TICKET OFFICE IF ONE FEELS UNWILLING TO TAKE THE RISK ON THIS OCCASION. That should be some scrap Hearts fans vs Hearts casuals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. Not bothered. I'm trying to put out a serious message here, and you're trying to promote Riordan's brother's football game? This a Hearts forum. Go in groups guys, Go in groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Please say Im not the only one who read the OP as the obligatory Bridge of doom thread in advance of any derby at Fester Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 That should be some scrap Hearts fans vs Hearts casuals I'm in the know. I've read some books on hooliganism. CCS/CSF it's all relative. PS. I've watched Green Street and Football Factory btw. Good knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. Not bothered. I'm trying to put out a serious message here, and you're trying to promote Riordan's brother's football game? This a Hearts forum. Go in groups guys, Go in groups. Yeh go in groups and be sure to attract attention to yourselves. Or you could just meet your mate(s)as usual, have a few beers as usual and walk along Bothwell Street trouble free as usual, like you do at every other derby (Thats what Ive been doing for the last 35 years anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Yeh go in groups and be sure to attract attention to yourselves. Or you could just meet your mate(s)as usual, have a few beers as usual and walk along Bothwell Street trouble free as usual, like you do at every other derby (Thats what Ive been doing for the last 35 years anyway) That won't be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 That won't be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make your mind up. They are either a subject for ridicule, no threat whatsoever except to the equally ridiculous pavement dancers on our side or they're a dangerous bunch of young men best avoided and best countered by travelling in big safe groups ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Make your mind up. They are either a subject for ridicule, no threat whatsoever except to the equally ridiculous pavement dancers on our side or they're a dangerous bunch of young men best avoided and best countered by travelling in big safe groups ? Groups of young men, really Sir? Care to blow them Sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 sorry for the ignorance but when was the last time anyone was attacked on the bridge of doom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 That should be some scrap Hearts fans vs Hearts casuals back to the late 70's then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Whooooosh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Whooooosh? Woooooshtastic! Good work SNTH. I won't be at this derby but I find rubbing yersel doon wi nutella and drawing needle marks on your elblowjoints usually fools them long enough for you to get over the bridge as "yin o thum". the added bonus is that a ladyfriend can later lick off the nutella! or yer dug if you use bovril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm so scared that I'm leaving the city for the day. You can't be too careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 sorry for the ignorance but when was the last time anyone was attacked on the bridge of doom? The date has been recorded on the Bridge: 1916. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I have just physically shat myself simply by reading the OP. That is the power of the written word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 About as unfunny as unfunny can get, I see I haven't missed much being banned from here recently. What an absolute snorefest of a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm so scared that I'm leaving the city for the day. You can't be too careful. Likewise. After a carefully conducted risk assessment I came to the conclusion that I'd be much safer in Belfast. However, my thoughts and prayers will be with the brave souls who dare to venture down Bothwell Street. May the sauce be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 About as unfunny as unfunny can get, I see I haven't missed much being banned from here recently. What an absolute snorefest of a post. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 About as unfunny as unfunny can get, I see I haven't missed much being banned from here recently. What an absolute snorefest of a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 About as unfunny as unfunny can get, I see I haven't missed much being banned from here recently. What an absolute snorefest of a post. Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Pictures from the last know "Bridge of Doom" incident, This was around the last time the Scottish cup was seen in Leith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big B Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 So much in the know that he calls the Hibs casuals the CSF!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brightside Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 So much in the know that he calls the Hibs casuals the CSF!!!!! I can't believe that anybody is taking the OP as a serious post. Wooooosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I am meant to be going but after reading this post I am just too frightened. Anyone want my ticket? Yeah Right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 So much in the know that he calls the Hibs casuals the CSF!!!!! "The know"... I just don't think he is nawtee eenuff, still, shouldn't mug the boy in public, blood, innit! Is there a newsletter and fixture chart if you are in the know enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Mist Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie_rebel Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Just heard from someone in the "know" He said "Allo mush It's Danny." "Listen....... just got word that it's awll gowin dahn on the bridge Saturday, and I don't mind tellin yer mate....me bums squeakin a little bit abaht it!! It's gonna be nawty! and I do mean Pwopah Pwopah Nawty"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Just heard from someone in the "know" He said "Allo mush It's Danny." "Listen....... just got word that it's awll gowin dahn on the bridge Saturday, and I don't mind tellin yer mate....me bums squeakin a little bit abaht it!! It's gonna be nawty! and I do mean Pwopah Pwopah Nawty"!! Word bro, me cuz over on the west-side tell's ays that there is gonna be right ol' barny... There will be soldiers from the two firms givin it a pwopah ol' ding-dong, me ol' china. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. And trailing an internet forum to have a go at any posts you don't like. How utterly pathetic. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 so do you reckon someone will be a you tube sensation come 3pm, crossing the bridge of doom on saturday. as floyd mayweather once said... oooooh im sooooo scared juve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 This is such a cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm so scared that I'm leaving the city for the day. You can't be too careful. Bridge of doom eh, puts fear in to me likes, might get out my bed to watch it on tv. Im shakin thinkin about it. Doug, Shakin wreck of a Gorgie Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 And trailing an internet forum to have a go at any posts you don't like. How utterly pathetic. . When I find something I like I'll praise it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. Boom! OFFFFFFFTTTTTTT that's me told, must not support my culture or heritage................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 OFFFFFFFTTTTTTT that's me told, must not support my culture or heritage................................... Not on KB mate, you know what some of them are like on here. Cant even say HELLO without someone getting their drawers in a twist. Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Not on KB mate, you know what some of them are like on here. Cant even say HELLO without someone getting their drawers in a twist. Doug. It wasn't even mentioned, yet some on here can't help themselves to comment on it. Quite sad that they keep bringing it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Im in the cupboard under the stairs just now. Hope ma PC dusnae conk out or i`ll have nae light....then i`ll really be sheighting masel thinking of the B.O.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atticus Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'll be parachuting in to avoid getting a slap of some old Hibs dinosaur: Amirite? (Not actually going to the game) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 I'm in the know. I've read some books on hooliganism. CCS/CSF it's all relative. PS. I've watched Green Street and Football Factory btw. Good knowledge. Pwopah knowledge some may say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboCampbell Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Nobody think the Police will have a couple plods on the bridge na, therefore nae chance of a scrap of any kind?? Just me then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Cotton Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 If the, erm, CSF attack they will go home in coffins I tell ya!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 29, 2010 Author Share Posted April 29, 2010 One day on from hearing the news and i have been sent home from work for soiling myself at the very thought of the bridge. Should i go or not? God this is stressful.??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTidy Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Better than a grown man being in a flute band, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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