Acey Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I can't be ersed with it, but (unsurprisingly) the g/f thinks otherwise. Any suggestions on "romantic" things to do on Sunday? ANYONE WHO SAYS "GET HER PUMPED" IS A TEDIOUS ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Use the line "It's valentines for me too" to get her to perform really degrading sex acts with you. Failing that I recommend Godiva boutique in the Grassmarket for a present. It's an independent wee place so it's original, it's quirky, nice jewellery/other tat you get in boutiques and they have a few limited valentines bits and pieces. That's where I'm going...Christ I should leave soon. GF is working then coming home then we're going to pick her parents up from the airport. I need to get stuff for V-Day and get a haircut... As for things to do Arthur's Seat? Petals on the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Petals on the bed? Boomstick knows the script. FWIW, this is the first Valentine's Day in 5 years I don't have a bird, so I'll be sitting in watching Match of the Day whilst all you lot are out having a good time, a few drinks, consensual sex et al. Overrated, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Boomstick knows the script. FWIW, this is the first Valentine's Day in 5 years I don't have a bird, so I'll be sitting in watching Match of the Day whilst all you lot are out having a good time, a few drinks, consensual sex et al. Overrated, IMO. Easy, tiger. John Leslie-ish post IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Easy, tiger. John Leslie-ish post IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Boomstick knows the script. FWIW, this is the first Valentine's Day in 5 years I don't have a bird, so I'll be sitting in watching Match of the Day whilst all you lot are out having a good time, a few drinks, consensual sex et al. Overrated, IMO. Why not try a wee singles night?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Me and the Mrs are going out on a bender for someones birthday on the Saturday night. Valentines day is off, might get a take away for tea but will probably not move from the sofa all day! Who says romance is dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm really only getting her a present as I'm working til after four in the morning on Saturday then up for a noon start on Sunday...for ten hours... Can't wait. Anyone want to work for me? I'm looking at you va va voom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 ANYONE WHO SAYS "GET HER PUMPED" IS A TEDIOUS ****. Unlike those who say THREE MUNNEY? The missus has long since given up on Valentines Day gifts from me. We're going to the pictures next Wednesday (Orange Wednesday ), I'll pay. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignoranus Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Am ditching her on sat. Then ask her back on Monday. Saves money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Out to a party the morns night and a night in on the bevvy come Saturday, Too tired to do anything on Sunday and she is working anyway. Her fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 flooers and chocs delivered to her door on sunday whilst i'm in the boozer watching the football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Something which would result in the following situation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 flooers and chocs delivered to her door on sunday whilst i'm in the boozer watching the football. Leader so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Tell her you've booked at table for 3pm. Then take her to the Shandon Snooker Centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Tell her you've booked at table for 3pm. Then take her to the Shandon Snooker Centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Left Nut Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 My Valentine's day will start on Saturday meeting a mate getting wasted, Meeting up with the bird getting more wasted, getting home at 3 in the morning then the voices in my head will say "get her pumped" so I will. Then on Sunday she will be to hungover to do anything so I will giver her the perfume I bought her and then I will watch the footy!!! Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm really only getting her a present as I'm working til after four in the morning on Saturday then up for a noon start on Sunday...for ten hours... Can't wait. Anyone want to work for me? I'm looking at you va va voom... I will do your quiz for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I can't be ersed with it, but (unsurprisingly) the g/f thinks otherwise. Any suggestions on "romantic" things to do on Sunday? ANYONE WHO SAYS "GET HER PUMPED" IS A TEDIOUS ****. Up the council ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm really only getting her a present as I'm working til after four in the morning on Saturday then up for a noon start on Sunday...for ten hours... Can't wait. Anyone want to work for me? I'm looking at you va va voom... I will do your quiz for you seeing as I have a ridiculous shift on the Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Prentice Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Hearts are playing Rangers at Tynecastle in the 5th round of the SFA Youth Cup, 1 o'clock kick off. Take her there - if she doesn't like it dump her. Boaby Prentice Agony Uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Pretty easy for me my wife's birthday is on Valentines Day. For us a quiet dinner at one of the better restaurants, home, and a quiet night. No gifts, we are the couple who have everything, so no gift exchanges anymore. We buy what we need 365 days a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I can't be ersed with it, but (unsurprisingly) the g/f thinks otherwise. Any suggestions on "romantic" things to do on Sunday? ANYONE WHO SAYS "GET HER PUMPED" IS A TEDIOUS ****. I'd recommend you splash out on some vintage lingerie (she'll be well chuffed and it's blatantly just a present for you...) and cook a great meal, keep the meal light though as "nothing is more unromantic than feeling full/bloated" apparently. And you obviously want her, ahem, to feel full later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilr61 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Taking bird to see vampire weekend and few beverage pre and post gig me thinks! Standard flowers being delivered also on sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'd recommend you splash out on some vintage lingerie I've already got loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Do what these boys do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiskWM1hzL8&feature=player_embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibshater Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Do what these boys do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiskWM1hzL8&feature=player_embedded class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Pretty easy for me my wife's birthday is on Valentines Day. For us a quiet dinner at one of the better restaurants, home, and a quiet night. No gifts, we are the couple who have everything, so no gift exchanges anymore. We buy what we need 365 days a year. Roughly translates into cheapskate Bob I think I'll see if I can get away with that though as I love your thinking Do what these boys do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiskWM1hzL8&feature=player_embedded That's simply brilliant Paddy ha ha ha!!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Punch her up the rusty sherrifs badge while wearing a marigold. It's a day to be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I will do your quiz for you seeing as I have a ridiculous shift on the Saturday night. Nah, I'll survive anyway. Keogh's said I'm not allowed to get out of it. I'd recommend you splash out on some vintage lingerie (she'll be well chuffed and it's blatantly just a present for you...) and cook a great meal, keep the meal light though as "nothing is more unromantic than feeling full/bloated" apparently. And you obviously want her, ahem, to feel full later on. Lingerie looks awful on fatties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Nah, I'll survive anyway. Keogh's said I'm not allowed to get out of it. Lingerie looks awful on fatties... Dirty hibbeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Dirty hibbeee Has a moustache too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I've already got loads. It's expensive stuff. No wonder you need to go FULL BANK with your tips. When they pay out the Agent Provacateur girls must run for cover in case the cross dressing weirdo that comes in every time HERATS lose turns up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I've told the bird I think Valentine's Day is a useless excuse of a 'day' anyway. She got the message. I'll be watching the football all day, then in work at 11pm so if she thinks anything romantic is going to happen, then she's quite horribly mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I've got MacBeth tickets. What's more heartwarming than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I've told the bird I think Valentine's Day is a useless excuse of a 'day' anyway. She got the message. I'll be watching the football all day, then in work at 11pm so if she thinks anything romantic is going to happen, then she's quite horribly mistaken. and they say romance is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Im taking my wife to the game today for her present so beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Im taking my wife to the game today for her present so beat that. She does know that I sit on the outside seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Pretty easy for me my wife's birthday is on Valentines Day. For us a quiet dinner at one of the better restaurants, home, and a quiet night. No gifts, we are the couple who have everything, so no gift exchanges anymore. We buy what we need 365 days a year. Hey, Bob, this echoes my Valentine's Day almost completely, just substitute your lady's birthday with our wedding anniversary and there you have it! Two birds killed with one stone. Parfait, monsieur! Mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 She does know that I sit on the outside seat? She said you can have the outside seat if you buy everyone's breakfast. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since.1902 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 She said you can have the outside seat if you buy everyone's breakfast. Deal? im sure its about time he bought us breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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