The People's Chimp Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Should he stick with the Spanich nickname which has seen him light up the canary islands with his 'mad skillz' or should he become the media tagline darling and go for the 2000 year old messiah look? Kickback, it's (probably not) in your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Suso. We can change it to Jesus next season if he's any good. Or Jesus Christ if he's another diddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Got to be Jesus. The guy has cult hero written all over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 The Crucifer if he scores a few important goals. The last supper if he doesn't. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Got to be Jesus. The guy has cult hero written all over him. Those were my thoughts on the matter. (Plus I want a hearts top that says jesus for wearing at fives.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ring-of-fire Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Should he stick with the Spanich nickname which has seen him light up the canary islands with his 'mad skillz' or should he become the media tagline darling and go for the 2000 year old messiah look? Kickback, it's (probably not) in your hands! I'm more concerned with his facial hair, should we have a collective JBK wip-round to sponser him to grow a large bush beard and long hair? That with "Jesus" on the back of his hearts top could be attract a world wide audience of religious folk; games being beemed out to the vatican and to churches on saturday's/sunday's. Oh wait there we aint the ugly sisters. Scrap that idea. Suso it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hickups Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus has to be. That'll really pee off the rockapes from the west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 If he wore Jesus it would be like Juanjo just having Juan on the back of his shirt. Or the rest of us putting our first names on the back of our shirts. Suso for his shirt, Jesus for whatever genius songs we come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Those were my thoughts on the matter. (Plus I want a hearts top that says jesus for wearing at fives.) Ditto. JESUS 7 That could potentially make this seasons poor effort the greatest selling shirt in Hearts history. The marketing potential is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Boruc saves. Jesus nets the rebound John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Has to be Jesus. The amount of money that we'd make from people (myself included ) buying the strip with Jesus on the back would be immense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Yup has to be Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus is the Son of God Son of God Son of God Jesus is the Son of God He hates Hibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus is the Son of GodSon of God Son of God Jesus is the Son of God He hates Hibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus is the Son of GodSon of God Son of God Jesus is the Son of God He hates Hibees Love it. Oh and I notice that Peter Snr has voted for Suso. I think someone's looking for a quiet life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe1874 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 if he scores goals its got to be god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 It has to be jesus....if he is playing bad or good his name can be used in any context. I go for jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 can't see it being jesus. it would either be abreu or suso. juanjo stood for juan-jose so maybe he could have a similar thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i'd love it to be jesus, but it's unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devries4 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Love it. Oh and I notice that Peter Snr has voted for Suso. I think someone's looking for a quiet life! Aye the shop has alot of spare S's to try and get rid of now that most of our Lithuanian born players have left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus, so we can talk about the rebound when he plays sellic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Torrance Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 If he's rubbish it should be Jeezo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 can't see it being jesus. it would either be abreu or suso. juanjo stood for juan-jose so maybe he could have a similar thing. I think it will be Suso, but it should be Jesus. Marketing potential is huge! BTW, has it officially been confirmed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Meldrew Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 He should have his full name - it would make the club a fortune in letter sales! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Jesus walks on water, so he should be good at Fir Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Only problem with "Jesus" is think of the number of west Coast atheist referees who would be out to crucify him. Think of the the sour faces on the Sellick supporters, though knowing that we've trumped them by having Jesus on our team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuffKirkMacKenzie Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 SUSO. Jesus saves, but Suso scores from the rebound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 In Csaba we trust. If Csaba is wrong then it'll be " r u $#!tting me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I think it will be Suso, but it should be Jesus. Marketing potential is huge! BTW, has it officially been confirmed yet? not that i know of. i'll just have a word with someone who might know... no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 It's just a name, really!!! So it doesn't matter to me! I'm just concerned that he'll spend most of his time in the treatment room, suffering from a severely cricked neck from turning round every ten seconds when he hears his name!!! .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Should he stick with the Spanich nickname which has seen him light up the canary islands with his 'mad skillz' or should he become the media tagline darling and go for the 2000 year old messiah look? Kickback, it's (probably not) in your hands! Jeso:smiley2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I don't know but it will be funny if he scores at East-Herod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I'll worry about it if / when the deal is confirmed. Until I see a picture of him at Tynecastle with a bread loaf and glass of red held above his head I won't believe he's here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I wonder how long it will be before someone spots an image of him on a burnt slice of toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Its times like this I ask myself...what would Jesus do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 new song for us if we get him... pie jesu. i can just see section N all standing there like angelic choirboys singing pie jesu in a falsetto key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 SuBo????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Its times like this I ask myself...what would Jesus do? Kick the **** out of Hobos IMO. An activity which he has advocated since the beginning of time. Its in the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Kick the **** out of Hobos IMO. An activity which he has advocated since the beginning of time. Its in the bible. "and so it came to pass that robbo parted the firth of forth and led the gorgie-ites to the promised land of eternal domination over the lowly beasts" book of relegations to the hobos, 19:02. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I didn't realise the guy had actually put pen to paper yet. Would be slightly embarassing if the deal were to fall through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Has to be Jesus. The potential for amusement, songs and general tomfoolery is just too great to ignore. There's a zillion different ways that this could be fun. As long as he's good, that is....if he's mince, he'll have to go back to being plan old Suso or Abreu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Name update: Hearts are officially calling him 'Suso' on the website. Disappointing news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Name update: Hearts are officially calling him 'Suso' on the website. Disappointing news. No doubt they were ordered to by fax from the "Puppet Master". This regime is rotten to the core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 No doubt they were ordered to by fax from the Puppet Master". This regime is rotten to the core. You would think if it came from Vlad he would surely want more letters on the top,thus generating more money:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 JESUS SLAYER OF THE HIBS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyc Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 how bout thick **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 how bout thick **** Goodbye vermin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alan_R Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 how bout thick **** out in force tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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