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I just had a Wagon Wheel (Jammie), washed down by a lovely cup of coffee (no sugars).

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Cup of tea and two chocolate mini egg cakes.

 

Great thread, informative, boastful and utterly pointless!

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Cup of tea and two chocolate mini egg cakes.

 

Great thread, informative, boastful and utterly pointless!

only two mini-eggs? I can't eat them in quantities less than a handful!

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only two mini-eggs? I can't eat them in quantities less than a handful!

Mini egg cakes

 

Handfuls? Fatso:laugh:

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just been to the 7 brother's cafe in gorgie n had their 7 brothers breakfast with a cup of coffee.

 

now in stratties having a pint & im on the laptop :)

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Commander Harris
Mini egg cakes

 

Handfuls? Fatso:laugh:

 

ah, missed the "cakes" :embarassed:

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The Future's Maroon

A big fat joint of greengo!

 

Food wise,

 

A Bacon, Sausague, Egg, tattie scone and cheese roll (can you tell I was on the munchies) and a cup of coffee!

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Just had my dinner as going out in a bit. Pork Steaks with Nachos washed down with a glass of Irn Bru followed by a choc moose and custard pudding.

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Just had my dinner as going out in a bit. Pork Steaks with Nachos washed down with a glass of Irn Bru followed by a choc moose and custard pudding.
That sounds the mutts nutts!

 

 

I'm having Burritos tonight, mmmmm!

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That sounds the mutts nutts!

 

 

I'm having Burritos tonight, mmmmm!

 

Believe me it was the mrs can cook when she wants to lol

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The People's Chimp

A piece of French chewing gum "hollywood blancheur, sans sucre, gout longe dur?e"

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That sounds the mutts nutts!

 

 

I'm having Burritos tonight, mmmmm!

Mmmmmm this burrito is good, but it is filling...

 

 

I have now finished the Vimto bon-bons. I miss them.

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Mmmmmm this burrito is good, but it is filling...
Yes very, but if you make enough you can keep some for supper/munchies later!
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Gavsy Van Gaverson
tomato ketchup crisps

 

Just had a packet of them aswell.

 

Washed down with a can of Bru.

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I just ate a vanilla slice at work. So much for being healthy! Although it was a mini one.

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Or throw it at a motorcyclist.

 

Ha ha perhaps he hasn't seen the film?

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a couple of "oaties" with a cup of tea.

 

:56: Just had three oaties and got a glass of lemonade in front of me.

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The People's Chimp
"Gout" is a quality French word. Perhaps my favourite.

 

'Because your smile is important HOLLYWOOD have created Blancheur parfum menthe verte.'

 

The gout is second to none and it whitens your teeth.

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"Gout" is a quality French word. Perhaps my favourite.

 

I?ve proudly got a St George?s flag flying at the bottom of my garden.

 

It?s a flag I borrowed off my French neighbour.

 

All I had to do was draw a red cross on it.

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between toast and a Frenchman?

 

You can make soldiers out of toast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've got a tip for you: if you install the French versions of your favourite programmes, they run a lot faster.

 

 

 

 

 

How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?

 

We don't know, it hasn't been tried yet.

 

 

 

 

 

The terrorists in India said put up your hands if you are British or American.

They also wanted the French but they already had their hands up

 

 

 

French rifle for sale.

 

Good condition. Never fired in anger. Dropped only once.

 

 

 

 

William Gallas has said the Arsenal team lack any leadership, courage or bravery.

 

Well what does he expect, they're all French!

 

 

 

 

 

"French fishing boats blockade ports"

One frenchman was quoted "I havn't seen this many boats near the coast since D-Day"

How the ****** would he know? Lying ****.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A British reporter approached Paris Hilton and asked- "Miss Hilton- are you from France?"

 

Bemused, she replied "No? Why do you assume that, is it because I'm called Paris?"

 

"No," the reporter replied, " It's because you are ugly, you stink and no-one likes you."

 

 

 

 

 

There was a march through Paris today for French War Heroes.

 

Traffic was at a standstill for over an hour while the police tried to find one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

During one of the many skirmishes between France and England the French captured one of England's greatest generals, Gen. Joseph Stockton.

 

While Stockton was being held prisoner, a French Officer asked him why the English wore such bright red coats into battle as it makes them much easier targets.

 

Stockton replied that the reason the wear the coats of red was so if they were injured their men would not be able to see the general's blood and get disheartened that their leader had been gravely wounded. The French officer took this into consideration and believed it was a good idea.

 

Ever since then, the French armed forces have worn dark brown pants.

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Ha ha perhaps he hasn't seen the film?

Seems that way.

 

Who will come on and say they ate a whole wheel of cheese?

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The Future's Maroon
Ha ha perhaps he hasn't seen the film?
Link please!!!!
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Cracking jokes! Anyway I just had an Actimel. For lunch though it was a cheese and ham toasted baguette, cheese and hame roll, german biscuit with sugar on top and buttercream/jam filling. Washed down with some blackcurrant flavoured water.

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Cracking jokes! Anyway I just had an Actimel. For lunch though it was a cheese and ham toasted baguette, cheese and hame roll, german biscuit with sugar on top and buttercream/jam filling. Washed down with some blackcurrant flavoured water.

. Gayest lunch ever

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The Future's Maroon
Kraft Cheesy Pasta at lunch time!

 

It was grand!

Gotta chuck a chopped up smoke sausage in with that :sorcerer:
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Ray Winstone
Gotta chuck a chopped up smoke sausage in with that :sorcerer:

 

I somtimes stick Bacon through it or if I am feeling Continental - Pancetta!

 

Buts its getting to the end of the week and my student cupboards are bare!

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Say What Again
Gotta chuck a chopped up smoke sausage in with that :sorcerer:

 

Lobbed that into a 4 egg omelette for my tea last night

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The People's Chimp
Lobbed that into a 4 egg omelette for my tea last night

 

4 egg omelettes FTW.

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I just had a Wagon Wheel (Jammie), washed down by a lovely cup of coffee (no sugars).

 

Water

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Ray Winstone
Lobbed that into a 4 egg omelette for my tea last night

 

My Grandad used to eat 4 egg omlettes - before his double Heart bypass aged 56.....

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Just had my dinner as going out in a bit. Pork Steaks with Nachos washed down with a glass of Irn Bru followed by a choc moose and custard pudding.

 

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Comedy gold!!!

 

Mooses are the funniest animals are the planet!

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Say What Again
My Grandad used to eat 4 egg omlettes - before his double Heart bypass aged 56.....

 

That doesn't worry me - I'll never live to 56

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My Grandad used to eat 4 egg omlettes - before his double Heart bypass aged 56.....

 

FWIW - The cholesterol found in eggs is dietary cholesterol and is different to the bad cholesterol that causes heart disease

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Ray Winstone
FWIW - The cholesterol found in eggs is dietary cholesterol and is different to the bad cholesterol that causes heart disease

 

I think its frying that increases the 'badness' of it all.

 

Mind you back in those days it was probably lard my Granny used to fry an omlette in!

 

Hope you have your 1cal 'spray oil' at the ready!

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