heartsfc_fan Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 This one? Spot on mate. Couldn't find the photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 91. http://www.londonhearts.com/century/100yearssong.htm Halarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 92 (saved from a previous version of JKB so not sure who to credit with this one ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 VERSUS Love it CC, LEGEND :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 93. Choose life, choose Leith, choose not winning the cup for over 100 years, choose Gareth Evans, choose a disabled fan?s carer running on to the park for a sly kick at Stuart Dougal, choose hookers down Coburg Street, choose Jimmy Boco, choose the smell wafting from the Seafield sewage works over the Links each morning, choose loosing to a bunch of Lithuanian waiters in the Inter Tattie cup, choose entering the Inter tattie cup in the first place, choose Jocky Scott, choose dirty needles, choose having the worst derby record in the entire world, choose Alan Sneddon, choose making a big deal about being ?the first to wear the green? like it actually matters, choose being one day away from being closed down by your biggest rivals, choose being ?classy? when half of your support is made up of chavs, choose singing songs about refugees, choose a tenner bag, choose David Fellinger, choose David Duff and Jim Gray, choose trying to kid people into believing that you?ve always played good football when the truth is that you?ve been absolutely ***** for 30 years, choose going on and on and on about a game that occurred before most of you were even born, choose the Loch Inn, choose Edward Hurtado, choose getting humped 5-1 by some Ukranian team whose name nobody can pronounce, choose hiring an open-top bus for a cup final against a diddy team and then proceeding to loose the match, choose loosing 30,000 ?fans? on the way home from said cup final, choose Benny Brazil, choose your derby rivals having won more derby matches at your ground than you have, choose to go on and on and on about once beating Real Madrid in a friendly match, choose Steve Cowan, choose running on the park for a sly kick at Andy Goram, choose Salamander Street, choose John Burridge, choose going 22 games in a row without beating your biggest rivals, choose making a big deal about a scoreboard that worked for a month, choose Alex Miller, choose incessantly going on about how some shady Russian is going to sell Tynecastle and shut Hearts down only to look on in horror as he invests heavily in the team, writes millions of pounds of debt off and builds a new main stand, choose Joe Tortolano, choose Burberry caps, skiddy pants and shell-suits, choose flairdoo?s instead of hairdoo?s, choose thinking that ?Sunshine on Leith? is not dreadful, choose running on the park for a sly kick at John Robertson, choose John Robertson scoring 27 goals against you, choose Wayne Foster actually scoring a goal against you and putting you out of the cup into the bargain, choose Bobby Williamson, choose hiring a manager with a monkey head, choose worshipping and buying a decanter for a manager who only won one match, choose defending your club captain for urinating in a charity shop doorway after a team night out watching strippers, choose thinking that the term ?yam? is even slightly amusing in any way shape or form, choose Mickey Weir, choose Pirniefield in the morning, choose being the most ungracious losers this side of Christendom, choose the cow-shed, choose going out of business when Celtic nicked all your players, choose running on to the pitch to celebrate your first derby win in 10 years only to be chased off again by the visiting support, choose living in the shadows of your neighbours for 131 years and forever knowing that you will always be the wee team, choose the Proclaimers, choose John Leslie, choose Hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donQ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 93. Choose life, choose Leith, choose not winning the cup for over 100 years, choose Gareth Evans, choose a disabled fan?s carer running on to the park for a sly kick at Stuart Dougal, choose hookers down Coburg Street, choose Jimmy Boco, choose the smell wafting from the Seafield sewage works over the Links each morning, choose loosing to a bunch of Lithuanian waiters in the Inter Tattie cup, choose entering the Inter tattie cup in the first place, choose Jocky Scott, choose dirty needles, choose having the worst derby record in the entire world, choose Alan Sneddon, choose making a big deal about being ?the first to wear the green? like it actually matters, choose being one day away from being closed down by your biggest rivals, choose being ?classy? when half of your support is made up of chavs, choose singing songs about refugees, choose a tenner bag, choose David Fellinger, choose David Duff and Jim Gray, choose trying to kid people into believing that you?ve always played good football when the truth is that you?ve been absolutely ***** for 30 years, choose going on and on and on about a game that occurred before most of you were even born, choose the Loch Inn, choose Edward Hurtado, choose getting humped 5-1 by some Ukranian team whose name nobody can pronounce, choose hiring an open-top bus for a cup final against a diddy team and then proceeding to loose the match, choose loosing 30,000 ?fans? on the way home from said cup final, choose Benny Brazil, choose your derby rivals having won more derby matches at your ground than you have, choose to go on and on and on about once beating Real Madrid in a friendly match, choose Steve Cowan, choose running on the park for a sly kick at Andy Goram, choose Salamander Street, choose John Burridge, choose going 22 games in a row without beating your biggest rivals, choose making a big deal about a scoreboard that worked for a month, choose Alex Miller, choose incessantly going on about how some shady Russian is going to sell Tynecastle and shut Hearts down only to look on in horror as he invests heavily in the team, writes millions of pounds of debt off and builds a new main stand, choose Joe Tortolano, choose Burberry caps, skiddy pants and shell-suits, choose flairdoo?s instead of hairdoo?s, choose thinking that ?Sunshine on Leith? is not dreadful, choose running on the park for a sly kick at John Robertson, choose John Robertson scoring 27 goals against you, choose Wayne Foster actually scoring a goal against you and putting you out of the cup into the bargain, choose Bobby Williamson, choose hiring a manager with a monkey head, choose worshipping and buying a decanter for a manager who only won one match, choose defending your club captain for urinating in a charity shop doorway after a team night out watching strippers, choose thinking that the term ?yam? is even slightly amusing in any way shape or form, choose Mickey Weir, choose Pirniefield in the morning, choose being the most ungracious losers this side of Christendom, choose the cow-shed, choose going out of business when Celtic nicked all your players, choose running on to the pitch to celebrate your first derby win in 10 years only to be chased off again by the visiting support, choose living in the shadows of your neighbours for 131 years and forever knowing that you will always be the wee team, choose the Proclaimers, choose John Leslie, choose Hibs. absolutely spot on:107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 94. Singing about us losing Craig Gordon after selling half your first team. 95. Selling half your first team. 96. Selling ratboy then realizing your **** without him. 97. Having a captain that looks like a farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 98. Rob 'Jessie' Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 75 Keith Hilson: Lochend Vice and 99. his boyfriend, Bernard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 100. This: OR THIS: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 100. This: OR THIS: ? Wonderfully put. That simple post sums up the gulf in class. Right. Now let's **** them. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Excellent effort lads. FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Job done, close thread. **** the Hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groatallar Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I can't believe no-one mentioned - first to wear the green WTF is that about and if anyone gives a flying *** FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyw_1874 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Wooks Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 46 a string of calamity keepers worth about ?9 while we go and sell 1 of ours for 9 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh ah grantona Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 out of the 100 cant believe that nobody said the festival cup!!!!!!! (hibs couldnt win that either so took the huff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smike1874 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 i cant believe that the fact that we are HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN wasnt no.1 FTH:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
begbie1977 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ?*@& the hibs great post guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can i just say that old women looks very (A) famliar and ( out of place. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebear Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Can i just say that old women looks very (A) famliar and ( out of place. That is all. you sure thats not garry glitter?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 you sure thats not garry glitter?????? He's a Celtic fan, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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