Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I got a text today from a mate who said there is an unknown Lithuanian guy who does not speak to anybody he just observes and has also been seen writing things down on bits of paper. According to my mate this bloke appears to have full access to all areas of Tynecastle and Riccarton, he drives a 4x4 black Range rover which has been seen regularly in the car park at Riccarton. Is this guy Vlads spy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 There's about 5 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 he just observes and has also been seen writing things down on bits of paper. Bits of paper?!? Damn spies and their gadgets! When I want to write something, I just scratch it into the side of my face with a fork, like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I got a text today from a mate who said there is an unknown Lithuanian guy who does not speak to anybody he just observes and has also been seen writing things down on bits of paper. According to my mate this bloke appears to have full access to all areas of Tynecastle and Riccarton, he drives a 4x4 black Range rover which has been seen regularly in the car park at Riccarton. Is this guy Vlads spy ? But how does he fit into the network? Is he outranked by our man at the Jolly Judge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 There's about 5 of them. is that not the guy with the greasy hair who deals with contracts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I got a text today from a mate who said there is an unknown Lithuanian guy who does not speak to anybody he just observes and has also been seen writing things down on bits of paper. According to my mate this bloke appears to have full access to all areas of Tynecastle and Riccarton, he drives a 4x4 black Range rover which has been seen regularly in the car park at Riccarton. Is this guy Vlads spy ? How do you know he is Lithuanian if he doesn't speak to anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 My thumb will be bleeding the number of texts I'm going to have to compose to break this one to my mates before they hear of it in the national press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Was he actually seen writing, or did your man only see that he was holding a paper and a writing implement...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Who unknows him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Does he then phone a one-legged bloke in a pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacerjoe Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I got a text today from a mate who said there is an unknown Lithuanian guy who does not speak to anybody he just observes and has also been seen writing things down on bits of paper. According to my mate this bloke appears to have full access to all areas of Tynecastle and Riccarton, he drives a 4x4 black Range rover which has been seen regularly in the car park at Riccarton. Is this guy Vlads spy ? How do you know he's Lithuanian, if he doesn't speak to anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 How do you know he's Lithuanian, if he doesn't speak to anyone? if it's the guy i'm thinking mate he's the guy who sorts out contracts! i'm only thinking it's him because he does be at riccarton and by the description of his vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 if it's the guy i'm thinking mate he's the guy who sorts out contracts! i'm only thinking it's him because he does be at riccarton and by the description of his vehicle A convenient story, but how do you explain the writing of notes on paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Might be Mindaugas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Right. So we have this guy. The guy in the Jolly Judge. Mad Eddie working incognito somewhere (probobly). The Angel. Am I missing anyone out guys? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 A convenient story, but how do you explain the writing of notes on paper? i'm not saying nothing about writing notes on paper mate i'm just saying that's who it sounds like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Might be Mindaugas. that's who i'm thinking about! by the way sorry for mentioning a name mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 i'm not saying nothing about writing notes on paper mate i'm just saying that's who it sounds like! You're one of them, aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 i'm not saying nothing about writing notes on paper mate i'm just saying that's who it sounds like! Stop twisting your story. Who writes the notes on paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 You're one of them, aren't you. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Stop twisting your story. Who writes the notes on paper? i haven't a clue! just by the description of the op that's who it sounds like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Sounds like the spy from the Dom Jolly show........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 He has full access to tynecastle and riccerton ,how does he get past the eyeball recognition scanners and the woman at the reception desk at riccerton ,he must be very good ex KGB maybe??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Bits of paper?!? Damn spies and their gadgets! When I want to write something, I just scratch it into the side of my face with a fork, like everyone else. Haahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 How do you know he's Lithuanian, if he doesn't speak to anyone? Fair point, i texted they guy who sent me this message and asked him the same question. Answer is he does not say much but the odd word he has said was to Miko, and Chesney, so it seems fair to surmise he is Lithuanian. The writing on the bits of paper was also in a foreign writing, this is a mystery who would let some foreign bloke just wander around with complete access to all areas of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 The writing on the bits of paper was also in a foreign writing, this is a mystery who would let some foreign bloke just wander around with complete access to all areas of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 if it's the guy I'm thinking mate he's the guy who sorts out contracts! I'm only thinking it's him because he does be at riccarton and by the description of his vehicle This guy wears a long coat and has dark glasses, does that sound like your guy ? the word is the guy looks out of place, skulking around, writing things down etc. Its possible it could be your contracts guy though.:508: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Might be Mindaugas. Nah, the spy's called Mindyerainbusiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 He must have a special coloured band on his wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Wait....is he INCOGNITO?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 This guy wears a long coat and has dark glasses, does that sound like your guy ? the word is the guy looks out of place, skulking around, writing things down etc.Its possible it could be your contracts guy though.:508: nah doesn't sound like him mate! to be honest anytime i've been at riccarton i've not seen anything like you describe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 It sounds to me this guy needs to get a new disguise. I suggest he visits PredatorSuits.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 A convenient story, but how do you explain the writing of notes on paper? "Milk ... margarine ... juice, yup running low on that .... er ... I fancy a bit of fish for tea ... cornflakes ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Wait....is he INCOGNITO?? No, in Riccarton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 "Milk ... margarine ... juice, yup running low on that .... er ... I fancy a bit of fish for tea ... cornflakes ..." Spy Vs Spy, loved that game:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Bits of paper?!? Damn spies and their gadgets! When I want to write something, I just scratch it into the side of my face with a fork, like everyone else. You have a fork? Spoilt bar steward. MI5 is still using sharpened popsicle sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 It sounds to me this guy needs to get a new disguise. I suggest he visits PredatorSuits.com. I'm told he appears to fade into the back ground and no one pays him much attention, he does scribble lots of things on pieces of paper though. Latest info i have received is he was seen installing a shiny new fax machine in the managers office this afternoon. That probably means nothing to be fair everyone should have a fax machine nowadays, its just the way things are, or is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I'm told he appears to fade into the back ground and no one pays him much attention, he does scribble lots of things on pieces of paper though. Latest info i have received is he was seen installing a shiny new fax machine in the managers office this afternoon. That probably means nothing to be fair everyone should have a fax machine nowadays, its just the way things are, or is it ? This thread is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 nah doesn't sound like him mate! to be honest anytime i've been at riccarton i've not seen anything like you describe I can understand what you are saying mate, but this guy could be former KGB, lets be honest a master spy with 30 years experience, is it possible he could fade into the back ground un noticed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawriejambo Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 The writing on the bits of paper was also in a foreign writing, this is a mystery Not really Your mate has Go Go Gadget extending eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 16, 2008 Author Share Posted September 16, 2008 Not really Your mate has Go Go Gadget extending eyeballs. Na he has an i phone it can identify Lithuanian writing, he is also big James Bond fan, i wonder if he is at it, ? octopussy what does that actually mean i never could figure it out, maybe an octopus that is friendly with a cat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Bits of paper?!? Damn spies and their gadgets! When I want to write something, I just scratch it into the side of my face with a fork, like everyone else. :107years::107years::107years: Word. Although I suggest upgrading to a Dremel Multi-tool. More lines per cheek...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 His name is Maremade Upphish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Does he then phone a one-legged bloke in a pub? NO that's Mr Romanov. Although your man in the range rover may drive a private taxi in his spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut The Crap Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I wondered what Joe was doing nowawdays. http://www.heady.co.uk/rm/joe_90_90_400.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I reckon, though make sure you don't tell anyone else about this theory. That it is The guy who used to work as Pub Spy for the Sunday Mail Think about it Who else could blend into the background in The Jolly Judge Spy on people in Riccarton and Tynecastle and I always suspected him of being Lithuanian anyway. Obviously if "Pub Spy" was before your time you will wonder what that senile old git is rambling on about. Then again maybe it is actually me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Hearts are just a front for the new KGB as russia takes its place back as the soviet empire ,next time you are in the hearts store pick up the last coat hanger in the second row of the romanov revolution sweatshirts it opens a secret door which leads to there secret bunker ,Also our players from kaunus are not footballers but operatives thats why one was called number 28 that should have been agent 28. After telling you this i will have to watch out for poisoned umbrellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Hearts are just a front for the new KGB as russia takes its place back as the soviet empire ,next time you are in the hearts store pick up the last coat hanger in the second row of the romanov revolution sweatshirts it opens a secret door which leads to there secret bunker ,Also our players from kaunus are not footballers but operatives thats why one was called number 28 that should have been agent 28.After telling you this i will have to watch out for poisoned umbrellas. This thread will self destruct in 107 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallhmfc Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 All this cloak and dagger when this guy is innocently taking the filled roll order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I saw a guy just like that yesterday coming out of a Sushi Bar in George St. He was carrying an umbrella with a silver point and seem to following an odd looking chap with a silver briefcase. They were both headingin the direction St Andrews Square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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