jamboinglasgow Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 just for a bit of fun, not that things are too depressed here, I was in town yesterday and passed a man in a celtic top with dreadlocks and thought that celtic can be seen as the same as dreadlocks, why? well just like dreadlocks, they think it is the best haircut (team) in the world but they are smelly, dirty and most often worn by people who like to think they are from another country. Another is Aberdeen are really long hair on men - they were big in the eighties when it worked but now people look at it with embarressment (sorry to any guys with really long hair.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 just for a bit of fun, not that things are too depressed here, I was in town yesterday and passed a man in a celtic top with dreadlocks and thought that celtic can be seen as the same as dreadlocks, why? well just like dreadlocks, they think it is the best haircut (team) in the world but they are smelly, dirty and most often worn by people who like to think they are from another country. Another is Aberdeen are really long hair on men - they were big in the eighties when it worked but now people look at it with embarressment (sorry to any guys with really long hair.) Did he have a beard and black dreads? Hibs would be a Riorden, ratboy, bird dropping on hair, ned, mohican, gel covered effort that the neds were rocking a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Did he have a beard and black dreads? Hibs would be a Riorden, ratboy, bird dropping on hair, ned, mohican, gel covered effort that the neds were rocking a few years ago. dont think he had a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Aberdeen - The Perm Popular in the 80's, ridiculous now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Hibs = the skinhead Not very inventive. Nothing left to the imagination Hides the fact that there is nothing really there in the 1st place. associated with old fat beer belly slobs Popular with gypsies when a dose of the crabs or nitts were needing erradicated. aye....hubs = a skinhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Another is Aberdeen are really long hair on men - they were big in the eighties when it worked but now people look at it with embarressment (sorry to any guys with really long hair.) I'd have the dons as a mullet. Just damn ugly. Hibs can have any hairdo. As long as it includes mange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 great thread Celtic - filthy dreadlocks (smelly and from another country) Huns - skinhead with BNP tattoos (outdated, ugly, bigotted and offensive to look at). Hubz - ratboy ned streaked mohican Aberdeen - 80s mullet. St Mirren - perm. Dunno why, but I always think of st midden players having perms. Any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Ok, so I didn't fully read the OP... Another is Motherwell - The Mullet Worn by Rednecks who have a penchant for getting their sisters pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 What would we be? I loved the fact that in 'The Burley Eleven' you had Robbie, Elvis, PH and Chesney rocking a 'shaggy' approach. Long hair is where it's at - Chesney has the best haircut in the SPL. fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Disappointed in the number of people dissing skinheads on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andydog Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 hibs - look ****e at the back, and nothing up top. mullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 What would we be? I loved the fact that in 'The Burley Eleven' you had Robbie, Elvis, PH and Chesney rocking a 'shaggy' approach. Long hair is where it's at - Chesney has the best haircut in the SPL. fact. I second that vote for chesney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 What would the Jambo's be? Who'd be the Combover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 What would the Jambo's be? Who'd be the Combover? Huns. With moustache too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Huns. With moustache too. Like it or not, the huns are the skinhead the combover would be Queens Park - old school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Hibs = the skinhead Not very inventive. Nothing left to the imagination Hides the fact that there is nothing really there in the 1st place. associated with old fat beer belly slobs Popular with gypsies when a dose of the crabs or nitts were needing erradicated. aye....hubs = a skinhead Surely the hobos would be a 'Number 2' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Like it or not, the huns are the skinhead the combover would be Queens Park - old school. Gutted. I have a hun haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Gutted. I have a hun haircut. get yourself a combover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Hibs: Aberdeen: Rangers: Celtic: Dundee United: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Great post GMAN. I'm touching myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Hibs are pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Great stuff! We'd be the 'indie' cut - not too long so you can't work in a professional environment, but cool as feck when out and about. Inverness - definitely a short back and sides - workmanlike with little frills. Kille - possibly 'the hedge' - y'know, not quite bald but their full head of hair, like their days as a competitive team, will never be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 This isn't the first time I've posted about this and it probably wont be the last either. As a 'generalisation' of Hibbys and Jambos I notice that many Jambos are bald or have bald genes and Hibs have a large number of ginger fans. Think about all your Jambo and Hibby mates I bet you know more than one ginger Hibby and more than one baldy Jambo? I'm sorry this post isn't as witty as some of the crackers above. I'm also sorry if you happen to be a ginger Jambo or a baldy Hibby - remember this is just sheer generalisation. Take a look around on derby day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Disappointed in the number of people dissing skinheads on here. My bad, I meant Hobo Skin heads...jambo ones are fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Aberdeen could also be the comb-over; once impressive, now nothing to be proud of but they just can't let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Celtic/Parkhead=Beehive. Can be annoying b******s at times but seem to be protected for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 What would we be? I loved the fact that in 'The Burley Eleven' you had Robbie, Elvis, PH and Chesney rocking a 'shaggy' approach. Long hair is where it's at - Chesney has the best haircut in the SPL. fact. He has pat sharp highlights... highlights are gay. Fact... moan boys. Shaggy's cool tho... highlights are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 We have the best hair in the SPL - fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Great stuff! We'd be the 'indie' cut - not too long so you can't work in a professional environment, but cool as feck when out and about. Inverness - definitely a short back and sides - workmanlike with little frills. Kille - possibly 'the hedge' - y'know, not quite bald but their full head of hair, like their days as a competitive team, will never be seen again. Also worn by our most stylish fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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