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Mikey1874
12 minutes ago, happyjam said:

Can understand Dhanda and Randall's celebrations but White and Leak?

Are they also Jambos or just another couple of footballers that love winding up the Hibs fans.
Or maybe they just wanted some free vapes 

 

Jordan White was at Hibs as a youngster but has played against them plenty times so maybe things happened. 

 

Ryan Leak just played in Wales and England.

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1 hour ago, happyjam said:

Can understand Dhanda and Randall's celebrations but White and Leak?

Are they also Jambos or just another couple of footballers that love winding up the Hibs fans.
Or maybe they just wanted some free vapes 


Maybe just good guys that do not like vermin shitehawks 

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Leveins Battalion
1 hour ago, karipidis said:

Yep quote from him on the BBC today - 

 

Dhanda has agreed a pre-contract deal to sign for Hearts in the summer, County's next league opponent, but the 25-year-old insists his sole focus is keeping Ross County in the top flight.

"It's a massive game [on Saturday]," he said. "[Hearts are] a team that's close to my family - my uncle and grandad have had season tickets there for 20 years, but the main focus is Ross County and picking up points. We deserve to be in this league and that's my priority at the moment."

 

 

I did say this earlier in January,massive Jambo family and all buzzing to see Yan in maroon,and from what I was told we fought off some huge clubs to get him because of that emotional attachment.

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Ron Burgundy
25 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

 

 

I did say this earlier in January,massive Jambo family and all buzzing to see Yan in maroon,and from what I was told we fought off some huge clubs to get him because of that emotional attachment.

Really? Not disputing it but I would be shocked if there were any clubs bigger than Hearts in for him.

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sirwalter
1 minute ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Really? Not disputing it but I would be shocked if there were any clubs bigger than Hearts in for him.

There are clubs bigger than Hearts..?

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Ron Burgundy
1 minute ago, sirwalter said:

There are clubs bigger than Hearts..?

Oh I do know that. I just don't think he's that much a star to be courting Man United or Liverpool. I doubt he would be on the Old Firms radar so I am interested to know which clubs.

That ok petal?

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10 minutes ago, sirwalter said:

There are clubs bigger than Hearts..?

 

:nojustno:

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sirwalter
5 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Oh I do know that. I just don't think he's that much a star to be courting Man United or Liverpool. I doubt he would be on the Old Firms radar so I am interested to know which clubs.

That ok petal?

Lighten up. I suppose the tongue in cheek wasn't apparent.

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Ron Burgundy
5 minutes ago, sirwalter said:

Lighten up. I suppose the tongue in cheek wasn't apparent.

I read that literally, apologies, thought you were being snarky.

 

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48 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

 

 

I did say this earlier in January,massive Jambo family and all buzzing to see Yan in maroon,and from what I was told we fought off some huge clubs to get him because of that emotional attachment.

👍 bodes well 

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sirwalter
1 minute ago, Ron Burgundy said:

I read that literally, apologies, thought you were being snarky.

 

Fine - having said that for me and, I expect, for you, there probably is no bigger club than the JTs when it really comes down to it, Ron!

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GorgieFifeLife
18 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Oh I do know that. I just don't think he's that much a star to be courting Man United or Liverpool. I doubt he would be on the Old Firms radar so I am interested to know which clubs.

That ok petal?

Maybe think somewhere in between Hearts and Liverpool.  There are a huge number of clubs in the gap here.

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RustyRightPeg
54 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

 

 

I did say this earlier in January,massive Jambo family and all buzzing to see Yan in maroon,and from what I was told we fought off some huge clubs to get him because of that emotional attachment.

 

When you say huge what are we talking, Sheff Wed types? 

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sirwalter
3 minutes ago, GorgieFifeLife said:

Maybe think somewhere in between Hearts and Liverpool.  There are a huge number of clubs in the gap here.

What gap? Surely not? Call yourself a Hearts man?

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Ron Burgundy
3 minutes ago, GorgieFifeLife said:

Maybe think somewhere in between Hearts and Liverpool.  There are a huge number of clubs in the gap here.

 

Just now, RustyRightPeg said:

 

When you say huge what are we talking, Sheff Wed types? 

I was just about to say Sheff Wed which wouldn't really impress me as much as say a Tottenham or Arsenal which clearly it isn't.

 

There are some massive clubs in England who are utter shite and him being chased by them would impress me less than say Luton or some other decent small club playing at the top level ( even if only for one season).

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briever
18 hours ago, Hansel said:

That's whats up!! 

 

 

 

Goading the hobbos - the man is a Jambo legend already.

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Hi name is Yan Dhanda he plays in the North,

He’s coming to Tynie just over the Forth,

He hates the Vermin cause they’re f*%^#*g clowns.

The Dhanda boy is in town.

Na Na Na yan a yan Dhanda yan Dhanda Na Na ooooooh!

i’ll my 🧥 as they say.

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HamishMcGonagall
18 hours ago, Hansel said:

That's whats up!! 

 

 

 

Another couple of lighters or vapes coming from the Hibs end there.

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Watt-Zeefuik

There's a joke somewhere in how Yan Dhanda sounds like "ya dancer!" but I've tried repeatedly to work it out and can't.

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I heard the commentary from his goal last night and it was described along the lines of a scuffed effort that bobbled in, but when you watch it back it’s actually a really clever finish, with the keeper and defenders in his way it’s the only place he can put it to score.

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1 hour ago, HamishMcGonagall said:

 

Another couple of lighters or vapes coming from the Hibs end there.


Looked like one hit him on the body . He just chose not to throw himself to the ground pretending to have been hit in the head like wee Lenny did 

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jamboozy
42 minutes ago, Rudy T said:

I heard the commentary from his goal last night and it was described along the lines of a scuffed effort that bobbled in, but when you watch it back it’s actually a really clever finish, with the keeper and defenders in his way it’s the only place he can put it to score.

That’s what I thought in my viewing of his goal.

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41 minutes ago, Watt-Zeefuik said:

There's a joke somewhere in how Yan Dhanda sounds like "ya dancer!" but I've tried repeatedly to work it out and can't.

 

“ A handy Dan “ is the best anagram I could come up with

 

Dan Yhanda is the spoonerism 

 

Neither are great . Cant think of a song that scans for Ya Dancer :( 

 

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Watt-Zeefuik
12 minutes ago, Sooks said:

 

“ A handy Dan “ is the best anagram I could come up with

 

Dan Yhanda is the spoonerism 

 

Neither are great . Cant think of a song that scans for Ya Dancer :( 

 

Yeah it feels like it should be obvious, but it just isn't.

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3 minutes ago, Watt-Zeefuik said:

Yeah it feels like it should be obvious, but it just isn't.


I feel like there is a song to be made for him from La Bamba

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Watt-Zeefuik
Just now, Sooks said:


I feel like there is a song to be made for him from La Bamba

 

Good thought. "Who loves the Hearts? Our Yan Dhanda." Or something.

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scott herbertson

Looking forward to him handballing the winner into the Hibs net and getting away with it, Maradona style

 

Headline - “The Dhanda God”

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To the tune of Human by the Killers

 

He's not Human, He's Yan Dhanda

He loves the Gorgie, He hates the hibs

Defenders on their knees .... looking for an answer

He's not Human, He's Yan Dhanda

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1971fozzy
1 hour ago, Rudy T said:

I heard the commentary from his goal last night and it was described along the lines of a scuffed effort that bobbled in, but when you watch it back it’s actually a really clever finish, with the keeper and defenders in his way it’s the only place he can put it to score.


this. It was a perfectly placed shot. No idea how they came to that conclusion 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Wee Mikey
1 hour ago, Sooks said:

“ A handy Dan “ is the best anagram I could come up with

 

Dan Yhanda is the spoonerism 

 

Neither are great . Cant think of a song that scans for Ya Dancer :( 

 

 

Allow me ...

 

🎶🎵🎶

You don't think of h1b5 as human,
You don't think of them at all,
You keep your mind on the money,
He'll keep his eyes on the ball.

 

He's our Private Dhanda 
A Dhanda for money,
He'll do what we want him to do,
He's our Private Dhanda,
A Dhanda for money,
Stuffing the h1b5? that'll do.

🎶🎵🎶

 

 

I'll get my 🧥

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spirt of 98

Heard he’s bought a house in Bonnyrigg(Why o why) Gary Locke must be the new player housing advisor. 

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Wee Mikey
59 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said:

this. It was a perfectly placed shot. No idea how they came to that conclusion 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

"Taken with aplomb", say I.

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Wee Mikey
1 hour ago, scott herbertson said:

Looking forward to him handballing the winner into the Hibs net and getting away with it, Maradona style

 

Headline - “The Dhanda God”

 

You can always pick out the university educated. 🙃

 

Your sideline as a 'Soaraway Sun' headline scripter has been revealed.

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23 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

Allow me ...

 

🎶🎵🎶

You don't think of h1b5 as human,
You don't think of them at all,
You keep your mind on the money,
He'll keep his eyes on the ball.

 

He's our Private Dhanda 
A Dhanda for money,
He'll do what we want him to do,
He's our Private Dhanda,
A Dhanda for money,
Stuffing the h1b5? that'll do.

🎶🎵🎶

 

 

I'll get my 🧥


Not a bad conversion , maybe just not a football type song

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Wee Mikey
17 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Not a bad conversion , maybe just not a football type song

 

It was the best I could come up with.

 

Note to self:-

 

"Must try harder".

 

😄

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Could make a song to the tune of mambo italiano 

 

Yan Dhanda! Heart of Midlothiano!

Yan Dhanda! Heart of Midlothiano!

 

I dunno. I'm off to bed 

 

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Howdy Doody Jambo
To the tune of
"islands in the stream"
 
Dhanda, when I met you there was peace unknown
Jambos set out to get you with a fine tooth comb
It was Gorgie inside
There was something going on
You do something to me that I can't explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my Hearts
We got something going on
Jambos in the team that is what we are
Scoring goals against the H1bee5 ha ha
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Hectormasson
7 hours ago, Sooks said:


Maybe just good guys that do not like vermin shitehawks 

😚😚😚😚😚😚🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦

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1971fozzy

They have a thread on .net about his celebration. To be fair most say it’s fair enough but there’s some belters from some of them . Check this bellends post

 

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1971fozzy

Like others I have a feeling he will be our talisman v the vermin.

just a feeling. That left peg ♥️

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First time I have watched the highlights . This filthy Hibs mutant spits on Dhanda twice after he scores 

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13 minutes ago, Sooks said:

First time I have watched the highlights . This filthy Hibs mutant spits on Dhanda twice after he scores 

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Nothing mentioned in the media about that rancid clubs vile inbred supporters disgusting behaviour.

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leginten

That lot will soon be taking Steely Dhanda up the usual channel.

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davemclaren
4 hours ago, spirt of 98 said:

Heard he’s bought a house in Bonnyrigg(Why o why) Gary Locke must be the new player housing advisor. 

Good to hear. A man of taste. 

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35 minutes ago, suds66 said:

Nothing mentioned in the media about that rancid clubs vile inbred supporters disgusting behaviour.


It is clear as day in the highlights too . He spits on him twice as missiles bounce off him 

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