Would you take a 1-0 win today?

[McGlynn The Money]

If you were offered a 1-0 win today by God, the Easter Bunny or some other deity would you take it? Or would you rather just let the game unfold and see what happened?

[1874robbo]

Stupid question 

[alicante jambo]

3 points with any peformance

[Australis]

A show of some leadership.

 

Players in their proper positions and some organisation would be a start.

 

A wee bit get up and go, some pride and some enthusiasm would help as well.

 

[i8hibsh]

[been here before]

3 minutes ago, McGlynn The Money said:

If you were offered a 1-0 win today by God, the Easter Bunny or some other deity would you take it? Or would you rather just let the game unfold and see what happened?

 

I swear some folk come on and type stuff just for the sake of coming on and typing stuff.

[Hansel]

I think we'll lose today. Teams know how to play us.

 

Sit in and let us keep possessions, watch us struggle to create anything. Pounce on a mistake by our ponderous midfielders and hit us on the break.

 

Hope I'm wrong.

 

But yeah, I'd take any sort of win 

 

 

[McGlynn The Money]

3 minutes ago, 1874robbo said:

Stupid question 

 

Just now, been here before said:

 

I swear some folk come on and type stuff just for the sake of coming on and typing stuff.

 

It's just a daft question my mates sometimes ask each other before the game. You could almost say it's become a tradition 

 

I knew it would go down well on the joyous, laughter filled forum that is Kickback...

[Pap]

Nah. I'd take a draw, though.

[Rick Sanchez]

I'm assuming you mean take the win without playing? I'm more intrigued by who is going to be front and centre today.

 

If we concede first and it's only McAvoy out then it's going to be toxic IMO.

 

But yes I'd take 1-0 and move on.

[jimbojambo]

I think we'll win if the fans back the team and don't turn on them. That's a big If and hoping the ultras will create a good atmosphere in the sun🤞

[indianajones]

I'd take the next 30 odd games at 1-0 wins. 

[The Tackle]

9 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

I swear some folk come on and type stuff just for the sake of coming on and typing stuff.

Yes

[McGlynn The Money]

1 minute ago, Rick Sanchez said:

I'm assuming you mean take the win without playing? I'm more intrigued by who is going to be front and centre today.

 

If we concede first and it's only McAvoy out then it's going to be toxic IMO.

 

But yes I'd take 1-0 and move on.

 

Sort of, I think. I'm now not sure if the Easter Bunny or whoever would just award us the win and the three points or whether the game would still take place but a 1-0 win for Hearts would be the guaranteed outcome. 

 

I'm glad you asked.

[TweedbankJambo]

I want to see an organised performance. It's long overdue in the league. 2-0 to the glorious.

[GinRummy]

I’d take a 1-0 win any day. 

[Deevers]

I’d take a one nil win - but I’m hoping that we see a bit of creativity on show today. Fed up of the ponderous possession play with no cutting edge to it.

[Des Lynam]

[1971fozzy]

As long as I get my steak pie and bovril 

[Morgan]

That's a tricky one.

 

[jimmy the jambo]

8 minutes ago, indianajones said:

I'd take the next 30 odd games at 1-0 wins. 

So would I 😂

[Armageddon]

I need to remind myself that I have zero knowledge of the people who post on here, some Hearts fans, some fans of other clubs, some 10 years old, some 90 years old, then there are those with learning difficulties.

[i8hibsh]

13 minutes ago, Pap said:

Nah. I'd take a draw, though.

 

[Hungry hippo]

Every game.

[Bauld]

If you told me before the season started we were going to be playing the worst, most boring, eyebleeding, awful football on the planet but we'd win every game 1-0.

 

I'd bite your hand off.

 

Because if we won every game 1-0 we'd win the league. Go beyond that, We'd win the treble.

 

After 4 or 5 seasons maybe I'd start asking for a bit more style.

 

But for a club like ours that doesn't consistently achieve success I'll take 3 points and cup wins in the worst ways possible if need be. 1-0 is fine by me.

[Doc Rob]

We need a win to boost confidence at this point, so yes.

[McGlynn The Money]

2 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

I need to remind myself that I have zero knowledge of the people who post on here, some Hearts fans, some fans of other clubs, some 10 years old, some 90 years old, then there are those with learning difficulties.

 

Not to mention the crabbit posters who take everything so seriously. Hard to forget them when they're in the overwhelming majority.

[WheatfieldWarrior]

3 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said:

As long as I get my steak pie and bovril 

 

Would you take a guaranteed 1-0 win, but there's only kebab pies and irn-bru? 

[vegas-voss]

Of course 😂

[EH11 2NL]

2 minutes ago, Bauld said:

If you told me before the season started we were going to be playing the worst, most boring, eyebleeding, awful football on the planet but we'd win every game 1-0.

 

I'd bite your hand off.

 

Because if we won every game 1-0 we'd win the league. Go beyond that, We'd win the treble.

 

After 4 or 5 seasons maybe I'd start asking for a bit more style.

 

But for a club like ours that doesn't consistently achieve success I'll take 3 points and cup wins in the worst ways possible if need be. 1-0 is fine by me.

Add the Champions league in season 2, quadruple!

[McGlynn The Money]

7 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said:

As long as I get my steak pie and bovril 

 

I'd make sure that you did.

[davemclaren]

A win of any sort  what we need and should get. 

[Des Lynam]

Just now, Bauld said:

If you told me before the season started we were going to be playing the worst, most boring, eyebleeding, awful football on the planet but we'd win every game 1-0.

 

I'd bite your hand off.

 

Because if we won every game 1-0 we'd win the league. Go beyond that, We'd win the treble.

 

After 4 or 5 seasons maybe I'd start asking for a bit more style.

 

But for a club like ours that doesn't consistently achieve success I'll take 3 points and cup wins in the worst ways possible if need be. 1-0 is fine by me.

 

[Bauld]

2 minutes ago, EH11 2NL said:

Add the Champions league in season 2, quadruple!

 

Too right. The champions league money might let us win some the Hibs way as well

 

Doesn't matter if it is 1-0 against Motherwell or 1-0 against Barca.

 

Winning is winning. Take that any day.

[Lord Beni of Gorgie]

6 5 defeat and claim we are entertainment champions 

[Shooter McGavin]

[ToadKiller Dog]

I would rather take a 5-1 or a 4-2 or a 16-0 

Any score where hearts have the higher number will do at a push .

[rudi must stay]

I'd take 3 or 4-0. We expect better yadi yada get behind the team be supportive and don't turn up ***""

[been here before]

27 minutes ago, McGlynn The Money said:

 

 

It's just a daft question my mates sometimes ask each other before the game. You could almost say it's become a tradition 

 

I knew it would go down well on the joyous, laughter filled forum that is Kickback...

 

Apologies.

 

The side splitting hilarity of this tradition escaped me.

 

Try it again before the Aberdeen game next week and Ill pish myself.

[McGlynn The Money]

3 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Apologies.

 

The side splitting hilarity of this tradition escaped me.

 

Try it again before the Aberdeen game next week and Ill pish myself.

 

The Easter Bunny has told me to tell you to ram your apology.

[cazzyy]

2 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Apologies.

 

The side splitting hilarity of this tradition escaped me.

 

Try it again before the Aberdeen game next week and Ill pish myself.

 

The op every week to his pals "would you take a 1-0 win today?"

His pals "Aye"

Same every week - it's tradition. 👍

[rudi must stay]

Just now, cazzyy said:

 

The op every week to his pals "would you take a 1-0 win today?"

His pals "Aye"

Same every week - it's tradition. 👍

 

His pal is Ronald Riveron

[McGlynn The Money]

1 minute ago, cazzyy said:

 

The op every week to his pals "would you take a 1-0 win today?"

His pals "Aye"

Same every week - it's tradition. 👍

 

There's a wee bit more to it than that but you've captured the overall essence of the question.

[poultry]

Any win will do.

[cazzyy]

Just now, McGlynn The Money said:

 

There's a wee bit more to it than that but you've captured the overall essence of the question.

 

Most of us probably say the same to our mates at the game, none of us would ask on here though because we know what would come back at us. 😄

[Mirror]

Would you take 38 1-nil wins?

[been here before]

3 minutes ago, McGlynn The Money said:

 

The Easter Bunny has told me to tell you to ram your apology.

 

Awww man and it was a most sincere apology too.

[Hearts007]

43 minutes ago, McGlynn The Money said:

If you were offered a 1-0 win today by God, the Easter Bunny or some other deity would you take it? Or would you rather just let the game unfold and see what happened?

nope rather get skelped just to see the seethe on here

[cazzyy]

6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

His pal is Ronald Riveron

 

Who? Tried googling him but got some American restaurant owner. 🤷 

 

Edit: Rowland Rivron?

Edited September 3, 2023 by cazzyy

[Thunder and Lightning]

38 minutes ago, McGlynn The Money said:

 

 

It's just a daft question my mates sometimes ask each other before the game. You could almost say it's become a tradition 

 

I knew it would go down well on the joyous, laughter filled forum that is Kickback...

 

Don't explain yourself mate. Some posters have so little in their life they feel the need to have a go at people on here in the hope of starting an argument.