Portable Badger Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, jamboozy said: Some mother gave birth to that !? It must have left her like a yawning hippo! That or his mother’s got ventouse flaps !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, jamboinglasgow said: Its an app which can scan a whisky bottle and tell you more information about it and the distillery, and more importantly price it for you. I've been in the whisky industry for 20 years, and I've never heard of this lot before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db211833 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, jamboinglasgow said: Its an app which can scan a whisky bottle and tell you more information about it and the distillery, and more importantly price it for you. Just tried the website on my 1977 Blair Athol.... computer says no!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famous 1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Very Hibs that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: I have no idea what cocktail trees and boomerangs are but i do like a craft beer, although i don't think I've ever had a conversation about them! 😂 😂 P. S. Blazers and jeans = style..... These things haha: And a boomerang is when they video themselves cheers-ing the glasses and it plays it on a repeat. Also drinking and enjoying craft beer is fine. Making it a personality trait however, is not. Jeans and blazers should never be seen on the same person at the same time hahaha 🤣 Edited June 15, 2023 by Batistuta87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, Batistuta87 said: Jeans and blazers should never be seen on the same person at the same time hahaha 🤣 Not even with a man bag and a pair of gazelles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Has to be a wind up surely? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Picture it, Harry McKirdy with a luminous pink mohawk and a Hibs top with “Bevvy” emblazoned across the front… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 51 minutes ago, Batistuta87 said: Will appeal to those boring ******* craft beer drinking middle class wannabes in their early 30s, whose favourite band is Mumford and Sons and who look exactly like the CEO of the company (see above). The kinds who like to go out with the boys when the Six Nations is on, all wearing blazers with jeans and brown shoes talking about the mortgage rates on their new build grey houses with astro turf in the back garden and a Kia Sportage on the driveway. Their wives all have inflatable hot tubs and wee dugs and do boomerangs and cocktail trees on Instagram. Nowt wrong with Craft beer, 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 This page needs updated with a Lifetime Achievement award: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Edinburgh_Comedy_Award_winners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, stevie1874 said: Nowt wrong with Craft beer, 😁 Nothing wrong with it if you just drink it. Loads wrong with taking notes on it and pairing food with it etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Luke Heron, or Luke Heroin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Batistuta87 said: Will appeal to those boring ******* craft beer drinking middle class wannabes in their early 30s, whose favourite band is Mumford and Sons and who look exactly like the CEO of the company (see above). The kinds who like to go out with the boys when the Six Nations is on, all wearing blazers with jeans and brown shoes talking about the mortgage rates on their new build grey houses with astro turf in the back garden and a Kia Sportage on the driveway. Their wives all have inflatable hot tubs and wee dugs and do boomerangs and cocktail trees on Instagram. I tried to order a Tenants from a pub in Balerno a few weeks back. Not my local by any stretch but I’ve been in a few times and the pints were usually decent. The lassie told me they’ve stopped serving Tenants and proceeded to rhyme off about 10 IPA alternatives. I almost burnt the place to the ground. Fair enough. Sell your trust funded, student loan, Gen Z piss water but keep some proper beer for the real men ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meister Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Terrible optics.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 33 minutes ago, DS98 said: I tried to order a Tenants from a pub in Balerno a few weeks back. Not my local by any stretch but I’ve been in a few times and the pints were usually decent. The lassie told me they’ve stopped serving Tenants and proceeded to rhyme off about 10 IPA alternatives. I almost burnt the place to the ground. Fair enough. Sell your trust funded, student loan, Gen Z piss water but keep some proper beer for the real men ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson5 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 We can only benefit from this sponsorship. If you were looking to invest in a football club or if you have recently moved to the area and are looking for a team to adopt/your children to support, do you pick the team with a charity on the front of their strip or the team sponsored by Bevvy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Batistuta87 said: Nothing wrong with it if you just drink it. Loads wrong with taking notes on it and pairing food with it etc. I just drink it honestly 😁👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, DS98 said: I tried to order a Tenants from a pub in Balerno a few weeks back. Not my local by any stretch but I’ve been in a few times and the pints were usually decent. The lassie told me they’ve stopped serving Tenants and proceeded to rhyme off about 10 IPA alternatives. I almost burnt the place to the ground. Fair enough. Sell your trust funded, student loan, Gen Z piss water but keep some proper beer for the real men ffs. Any pub that bins Tennents for IPA worth a visit. What pub? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db211833 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Batistuta87 said: Will appeal to those boring ******* craft beer drinking middle class wannabes in their early 30s, whose favourite band is Mumford and Sons and who look exactly like the CEO of the company (see above). The kinds who like to go out with the boys when the Six Nations is on, all wearing blazers with jeans and brown shoes talking about the mortgage rates on their new build grey houses with astro turf in the back garden and a Kia Sportage on the driveway. Their wives all have inflatable hot tubs and wee dugs and do boomerangs and cocktail trees on Instagram. You sound edgy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Lafferty HoMSC Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, Anderson5 said: We can only benefit from this sponsorship. If you were looking to invest in a football club or if you have recently moved to the area and are looking for a team to adopt/your children to support, do you pick the team with a charity on the front of their strip or the team sponsored by Bevvy?? i wonder what will happen with kids tops...the ones for the arse cheeks used to be sponsorless when it was tennents/magners etc but I presume that lot will emphatically say it's a software company. Not a good look regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db211833 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 35 minutes ago, Taffin said: Indeed, Tennents is a crime against ale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db211833 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Just now, Kyle Lafferty HoMSC said: i wonder what will happen with kids tops...the ones for the arse cheeks used to be sponsorless when it was tennents/magners etc but I presume that lot will emphatically say it's a software company. Not a good look regardless Their previous main sponsor, Utilita, will now be on the kids top. Announced it yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, db211833 said: You sound edgy! What's your favourite Mumford song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: Not even with a man bag and a pair of gazelles? Now we're cooking with gas. Style icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Shooter McGavin said: Picture it, Harry McKirdy with a luminous pink mohawk and a Hibs top with “Bevvy” emblazoned across the front… Thats an incredible image 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, DS98 said: I tried to order a Tenants from a pub in Balerno a few weeks back. Not my local by any stretch but I’ve been in a few times and the pints were usually decent. The lassie told me they’ve stopped serving Tenants and proceeded to rhyme off about 10 IPA alternatives. I almost burnt the place to the ground. Fair enough. Sell your trust funded, student loan, Gen Z piss water but keep some proper beer for the real men ffs. 44 minutes ago, Taffin said: 15 minutes ago, stevie1874 said: I just drink it honestly 😁👍 9 minutes ago, db211833 said: You sound edgy! Absolutely nowt against craft beers and IPAs - some of them are tremendous and I like trying new ones - but I can't stand folk who make it a personality trait and who think it makes them better than people who just drink regular pints. And btw it wouldn't be my first choice but sometimes there's absolutely no beating a pint of Tennent's! Edited June 15, 2023 by Batistuta87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Batistuta87 said: Absolutely nowt against craft beers and IPAs - some of them are tremendous and I like trying new ones - but I can't stand folk who make it a personality trait and who are snobby about normal beer. And sometimes there's absolutely no beating a pint of Tennent's! There's a time and a place for a nice Guinness too Enjoy a Guiness & on a hot day sitting outside you canny beat a pint of cold lager, but surely some tastier stuff than Tennents. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Batistuta87 said: Absolutely nowt against craft beers and IPAs - some of them are tremendous and I like trying new ones - but I can't stand folk who make it a personality trait and who think it makes them better than people who just drink regular pints. And btw it wouldn't be my first choice but sometimes there's absolutely no beating a pint of Tennent's! Thought your description of that sort was bloody spot on to be fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Ps sorry for derailing thread 🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Batistuta87 said: Absolutely nowt against craft beers and IPAs - some of them are tremendous and I like trying new ones - but I can't stand folk who make it a personality trait and who are snobby about normal beer. And sometimes there's absolutely no beating a pint of Tennent's! There's a time and a place for a nice Guinness too Tennents is easier beaten than Hibs 😂😂 I'll take a tennents and enjoy it enough but there's numerous lagers I'd prefer. Have also taken a recent liking to Guinness after years of hating the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Shoreditch Heart Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, BlueRiver said: Thought your description of that sort was bloody spot on to be fair! Ha - any excuse to share this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Batistuta87 said: Will appeal to those boring ******* craft beer drinking middle class wannabes in their early 30s, whose favourite band is Mumford and Sons and who look exactly like the CEO of the company (see above). The kinds who like to go out with the boys when the Six Nations is on, all wearing blazers with jeans and brown shoes talking about the mortgage rates on their new build grey houses with astro turf in the back garden and a Kia Sportage on the driveway. Their wives all have inflatable hot tubs and wee dugs and do boomerangs and cocktail trees on Instagram. 🤣 That's a rant and a half Batistuta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyces beard Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, jamboozy said: Some mother gave birth to that !? It must have left her like a yawning hippo! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Shoreditch Heart Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Just now, AlphonseCapone said: 🤣 That's a rant and a half Batistuta. spot on thou 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, hughesie27 said: They are adamant it's a Software company and NOT an alcohol company. To appease those annoyed by it. Not only is bevvy.com not a bevvy company it is also a "landmark front of shirt partership". Thats right folks its another Hibs "landmark" to add to all the other landmarks, firsts and innovations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Just now, stevie1874 said: Enjoy a Guiness & on a hot day sitting outside you canny beat a pint of cold lager, but surely some tastier stuff than Tennents. 👍 Aye its not my top pint or anything (Camden Lager or Moretti if you're interested 😉) but it does the job. I'm pretty new to Guinness but its growing on me. Just now, BlueRiver said: Thought your description of that sort was bloody spot on to be fair! I stand by it haha, we all know the type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 18 minutes ago, Taffin said: Tennents is easier beaten than Hibs 😂😂 I'll take a tennents and enjoy it enough but there's numerous lagers I'd prefer. Have also taken a recent liking to Guinness after years of hating the stuff. Exact same mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Naisys Tackle Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Good publicity tbf I had no clue about the place. Every Scottish football fan and more will google the thing. Still sounds wee team as **** mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said: 🤣 That's a rant and a half Batistuta. 🤣 True though... You'd have to be a colossal wet wipe to have a Whiskey tasting App. Imagine whipping your phone out in the pub. "Haud on lads, just updating my tasting notes on this nice Lagavulin I've just had" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Batistuta87 said: 🤣 True though... You'd have to be a colossal wet wipe to have a Whiskey tasting App. Imagine whipping your phone out in the pub. "Haud on lads, just updating my tasting notes on this nice Lagavulin I've just had" 😂 By the time I'm hitting the whisky on a night out it's something else at risk of being whipped out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, BlueRiver said: Now we're cooking with gas. Style icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said: 😂 By the time I'm hitting the whisky on a night out it's something else at risk of being whipped out.... 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 This thread 😂😂😂 . Trust our shitty wee neeburs to spark off another good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyBeach Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, DS98 said: I tried to order a Tenants from a pub in Balerno a few weeks back. Not my local by any stretch but I’ve been in a few times and the pints were usually decent. The lassie told me they’ve stopped serving Tenants and proceeded to rhyme off about 10 IPA alternatives. I almost burnt the place to the ground. Fair enough. Sell your trust funded, student loan, Gen Z piss water but keep some proper beer for the real men ffs. Beer choice is highly subjective of course, but your phrase “proper beer for real men” did make me chuckle. There was a time when you’d get a roasting for asking for “lager” in certain fine establishments in Edinburgh. Lager, of course, being considered an effete choice of beer style… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 minute ago, PortyBeach said: Beer choice is highly subjective of course, but your phrase “proper beer for real men” did make me chuckle. There was a time when you’d get a roasting for asking for “lager” in certain fine establishments in Edinburgh. Lager, of course, being considered an effete choice of beer style… Lager?! Whit? Ur ye a Jessie son? 🙄😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Shooter McGavin said: Picture it, Harry McKirdy with a luminous pink mohawk and a Hibs top with “Bevvy” emblazoned across the front… Bevvy CEO meeting: "Why have our shares taken a sudden nosedive at 3pm on a Saturday?" "Good God, we're ruined!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Armageddon said: Luke Heron, or Luke Heroin? Look Sarongun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boag1874 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Taffin said: Tennents is easier beaten than Hibs 😂😂 I'll take a tennents and enjoy it enough but there's numerous lagers I'd prefer. Have also taken a recent liking to Guinness after years of hating the stuff. After just coming back from Belgium a Tennents just isn't the same any more, Club Brugge & Gent potential UECL opponents, just saying Edited June 15, 2023 by boag1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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