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6 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

It's almost as if you're making it all up.

 

 

I'm not officer but it was a clever effort there 

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10 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I had 2 on my back (same time) then another 2 a few years later then I had a chest x-ray (where they took fing loads) a few years ago. Equates to me being a cock 

 

FTFY

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Na to be honest nights out no for a cripple they are for a young man. Maybe a week or so I'll be gone I hope so 

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It is the nights out I miss most. See a doctors work is a humourless world and they have trapped me in it with them w@nkers 

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1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I had 2 on my back (same time) then another 2 a few years later then I had a chest x-ray (where they took fing loads) a few years ago. Equates to me being a crock 

 

5 x-rays in your lifetime.......fecking minnow, I had that amount in one go when I was getting major work done on my teeth, I've probably had a couple of dozen in my lifetime, for various injuries, Illnesses or check-ups, just had 2 last month on my mouth.

 

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9 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

5 x-rays in your lifetime.......fecking minnow, I had that amount in one go when I was getting major work done on my teeth, I've probably had a couple of dozen in my lifetime, for various injuries, Illnesses or check-ups, just had 2 last month on my mouth.

 

 

Mouth doesn't count they don't use much radiation

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3 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Mouth doesn't count they don't use much radiation

 

Still had well more than a dozen on my arms, wrists/fingers, ankles, feet/toes, jaw/head, chest and ribs, over the years.

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6 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Still had well more than a dozen on my arms, wrists/fingers, ankles, feet/toes, jaw/head, chest and ribs, over the years.

 

Nice one. I enjoyed the first nice nurse 

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

Nice one. I enjoyed the first nice nurse 

 

WTF, try and make sense son.

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6 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

WTF, try and make sense son.

 

I was saying the first one was alright the nurse was nice.

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

I was saying the first one was alright the nurse was nice.

 

When you are in pain which is often the case when I've had x-rays, I don't give a flying feck what the nurses look like.

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5 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

When you are in pain which is often the case when I've had x-rays, I don't give a flying feck what the nurses look like.

 

You sure you had some? You sound conscious 

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1 minute ago, rudi must stay said:

 

You sure you had some? You sound conscious 

 

As I've said to you before, if you think the NHS/Doctors have fecked you up, do something about it, instead of moaning about it on here.

Don't you realise you might actually get more sympathy if you got off your arse and did something about your supposed condition.

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12 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

As I've said to you before, if you think the NHS/Doctors have fecked you up, do something about it, instead of moaning about it on here.

Don't you realise you might actually get more sympathy if you got off your arse and did something about your supposed condition.

 

The doctors made sure I couldn't do anything by contacting psychiatry. If I try anything oh he's mental, see they are smarter than you think 

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6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

The doctors made sure I couldn't do anything by contacting psychiatry. If I try anything oh he's mental, see they are smarter than you think 

 

Bollocks, if you have as you claim to have muscle and bone weakness and are unable to keep food down, they are physical complaints which will be seen under examination, ie: they are real and can be seen and monitored, you might even get a diagnosis to what's wrong with you.

 

You don't need to go anywhere near your doctors to start a claim, hell your the IT expert so you say, you don't need me to tell you to google compensation claims or similar you should know all that already. 

 

if you feel you've been wronged, you don't even need to got off your arse to start a claim, there is absolutely nothing to stop you starting a claim.

 

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9 minutes ago, Morgan said:

This thread is now making no sense.

 

 

 

Aye it does make sense. I've been cropped by the NHS and panned off to psychiatry, a horrible and backdated service that is there to silence me. But it hasn't worked, this thread has 8,000 viewers 

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6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Aye it does make sense. I've been cropped by the NHS and panned off to psychiatry, a horrible and backdated service that is there to silence me. But it hasn't worked, this thread has 8,000 viewers 

 

Oh yeh, the NHS are quaking in their boots right now, Rudi's thread has had 8000 views.

 

You show them boy, that'll teach them.

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6 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Oh yeh, the NHS are quaking in their boots right now, Rudi's thread has had 8000 views.

 

You show them boy, that'll teach them.

 

It is the ultimate revenge

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2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

It is the ultimate revenge

 

I think you have just confirmed to everybody that your doctor is right and you need to see a shrink.

 

Either that or your just full of BS.

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6 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

I think you have just confirmed to everybody that your doctor is right and you need to see a shrink.

 

Either that or your just full of BS.

 

Aye for having a laugh. Get Peter Kay to them as well he has scribe fever 

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1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

5 x-rays in your lifetime.......fecking minnow, I had that amount in one go when I was getting major work done on my teeth, I've probably had a couple of dozen in my lifetime, for various injuries, Illnesses or check-ups, just had 2 last month on my mouth.

 

Can people see right through you?:10900:

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6 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Can people see right through you?:10900:

 

Naw, just the X-ray machine. 😂

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15 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Oh yeh, the NHS are quaking in their boots right now, Rudi's thread has had 8000 views.

 

You show them boy, that'll teach them.

8000 times someone’s clicked to watch a man shake a stick at the moon. 

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10 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Naw, just the X-ray machine. 😂

:laugh2:

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39 minutes ago, gjcc said:

8000 times someone’s clicked to watch a man shake a stick at the moon. 

 

What a thread eh. Quality 

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18 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

What a thread eh. Quality 

Not really, you are full of shit 

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rudi must stay
6 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Yes I'd like to see your shirt 

 

Strange post 

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2 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Still had well more than a dozen on my arms, wrists/fingers, ankles, feet/toes, jaw/head, chest and ribs, over the years.

 

Jesus. You'd have been as well standing next to the reactor in Chernobyl when it blew.

 

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20 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Strange post 

Irony at its finest.

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12 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Irony at its finest.

 

Are they strange because I've seen the psychiatrists?

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1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Aye it does make sense. I've been cropped by the NHS and panned off to psychiatry, a horrible and backdated service that is there to silence me. But it hasn't worked, this thread has 8,000 viewers 

It’s perhaps had 8,000 views, but about zero percent of them agree with you.

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5 minutes ago, Morgan said:

It’s perhaps had 8,000 views, but about zero percent of them agree with you.

 

Well they'd be agreeing with a man with schizophrenia wouldn't they can't have that. 

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21 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Jesus. You'd have been as well standing next to the reactor in Chernobyl when it blew.

 

 

Don't. RMS will start blaming the Ukranians :(

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

Well they'd be agreeing with a man with schizophrenia wouldn't they can't have that. 

It’s now over 12,000 views.  :biggrin:

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1 minute ago, Jeff said:

 

Don't. RMS will start blaming the Ukranians :(

Only Ukrainian doctors.  👍

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5 minutes ago, Morgan said:

It’s now over 12,000 views.  :biggrin:

 

It was before as well. I was wrong I must admit

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

It was before as well. I was wrong I must admit

Good lad.  👍

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6 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Only Ukrainian doctors.  👍

 

To be honest f### doctors 

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Jambo-Jimbo
25 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Jesus. You'd have been as well standing next to the reactor in Chernobyl when it blew.

 

 

Surely everybody has had many x-rays over the years.

 

Chipped a knuckle that was about 3 x-rays alone, couldn't get TB jab at school (had the jab as a child) sent to hospital for chest x-ray, damage a tendon doctor wants an x-ray to make sure there isn't any bone damage, kicked on ankle playing football manager/coach tells you to get it x-rayed about 3 seperate times, bout of bronchitis doctor wants a chest x-ray to make sure nothing else is going on, even after a heart attack I got a few chest x-rays done don't know why but I think it's standard, they all add up over the years.

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Strange post 

Strange thread.

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8 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Or Dr. Pepper?

Dr. Shipman.

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rudi must stay
9 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Strange thread.

 

Ah lighten up it's Monday 

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3 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Dr. Shipman.

Dr Who?  🤷🏿‍♂️

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

Ah lighten up it's Monday 

I don’t like Mondays.

 

:whistling:

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6 minutes ago, Morgan said:

I don’t like Mondays.

 

:whistling:

 

2 minutes ago, gjcc said:

Tell me why. 


In fact don’t. Last thing this thread needs is a conspiracy about silicon chips. 

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