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9 minutes ago, hughesie27 said:

Exactly. I find it absolutely mental that folk actually buy jam instead of making their own. 

And don't get me started on butter.

 

Its those ***** who buy milk that boil my piss.

 

How difficult is it to milk your own cow?  Christ on a hairy bike.

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1 hour ago, hughesie27 said:

Exactly. I find it absolutely mental that folk actually buy jam instead of making their own. 

And don't get me started on butter.

Come on to **** hughsie, there's a dam sight more to making jam or butter than boiling and mashing a tattie!

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1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

People who maybe can’t Peel potatoes due to health conditions ? Arthritis ? 

Possibly but is it not just another needless prepackaged, plastic wrapped convenance food? All the packaging that comes with just about anything and everything these days is ridiculous.

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1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Kickback doing Kickback things early today I see :lol:

 

#prayforDR

 

😂 I'm really beyond praying for Konrad!

Ready made mashed tatties FFS!

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10 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Come on to **** hughsie, there's a dam sight more to making jam or butter than boiling and mashing a tattie!

I reckon making Jam is easier than making mash tatties.

 

Chuck raspberries in a pot and heat them till theyre boiling. Add sugar, let it dissolve/bring back uo to boil. Melt in a little butter. Pour into jar.

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Just now, hughesie27 said:

I reckon making Jam is easier than making mash tatties.

No chance, I watch my wife making jam, the only thing that could be easier that a mashed tattie to make is a boiled tattie and it doesn't take Gordon Ramsey to go from a boiled tattie to a mashed one!

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47 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

No chance, I watch my wife making jam, the only thing that could be easier that a mashed tattie to make is a boiled tattie and it doesn't take Gordon Ramsey to go from a boiled tattie to a mashed one!

 

Takes usage of two usable hands and some strength though!

 

Let us know how you get on making mashed potatoes when you're using a zimmer.

 

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1 minute ago, kila said:

 

Takes usage of two usable hands and some strength though!

 

Let us know how you get on making mashed potatoes when you're using a zimmer.

 

Are, fair enough, but what percentage of people who buy them, or other such stuff, couldn't boil and mash a tattie?!

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5 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Are, fair enough, but what percentage of people who buy them, or other such stuff, couldn't boil and mash a tattie?!

 

There will undoubtedly be lazy ****ers who buy that, rather than just those unable to actually make mash.

 

Reminds me of seeing sliced cauliflower 'steaks' in the supermarket.

 

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Just now, kila said:

 

There will undoubtedly be lazy ****ers who buy that, rather than just those unable to actually make mash.

 

 

 

That's my point, of I accept the point of health issues, but all the extra energy and plastic it takes to put ready made mashed potato on the supermarket shelf is a getting ridiculous, we all hear about plastics and pollution and food miles and the rest but folk, who don't need to, buy this type of thing.

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2 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

 

 

 

 

Possibly but is it not just another needless prepackaged, plastic wrapped convenance food? All the packaging that comes with just about anything and everything these days is ridiculous.

I can’t Peel tatties or most veg . Yes shame about packaging etc 

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3 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

No chance, I watch my wife making jam, the only thing that could be easier that a mashed tattie to make is a boiled tattie and it doesn't take Gordon Ramsey to go from a boiled tattie to a mashed one!

Why would anyone boil a potato when you can buy baby new potatoes in wee microwavable bags? 

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24 minutes ago, been here before said:

Are powdered tatties acceptable?

For maybe military dried rations but that's it.

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25 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Why would anyone boil a potato when you can buy baby new potatoes in wee microwavable bags? 

Can't you cook new potatoes in a microwave without the plastic bag? We don't have a microwave so I genuinely don't know.

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56 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I can’t Peel tatties or most veg . Yes shame about packaging etc 

It's all the plastic that gets to me, you can buy loose potatoes an put them in a paper, recycle or compost the bag after.

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I use the microwave to heat up the milk/melt butter in a cup before I pour it into my mashed tatties pan. Never use cold milk/cream, will make the mash go a bit lumpy.

 

Sweet potato mash is the way forward anyway, tastes pretty good already so doesn't need much added to it.

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2 minutes ago, kila said:

I use the microwave to heat up the milk/melt butter in a cup before I pour it into my mashed tatties pan. Never use cold milk/cream, will make the mash go a bit lumpy.

 

Sweet potato mash is the way forward anyway, tastes pretty good already so doesn't need much added to it.

Celeriac and Potato mash is my favourite, salt, pepper, butter and a wee bit of nutmeg.

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41 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

It's all the plastic that gets to me, you can buy loose potatoes a put them in a paper, recycle or compost the bag after.

Me too , there’s a great shop in Dalry which is eco friendly for veg / fruit etc . 

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2 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

 

Goodness me. That clip would have Isaac Newton checking his equations!

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3 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

I thought her airbags were about to deploy 😳🤤

That could have went tits up

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16 minutes ago, gjcc said:

Google “Purple Aki” if you are confused.  

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on him . Oh dear ! 

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3 minutes ago, Ked said:

Funny as fek mate 

Well, yes, funny in a nervous disbelieving laugh kind of way :lol:

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22 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Well, yes, funny in a nervous disbelieving laugh kind of way :lol:

Aw aye disbelief big time .

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I P Knightley
1 hour ago, Ked said:

 

"As much the biggest as anyone else"???

 

If that makes sense, I'm handing back my Maths degree.

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1 hour ago, periodictabledancer said:

Rosa Parks , Hamilton ?

 

Interesting fact about Rosa Parks is that she wasnt the first black woman to refuse to give up her seat which led to the bus boycott.

 

There were several but amongst the first was a teenager called Claudete Colvin some 9 months before the NAACP decided to use Parks and back her legal challenge due to her being older, more scceptable and more photogenic.

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19 hours ago, Ked said:

 

Eh? We are as much the biggest club in Scotland as anyone else? Rosa Parks? Absolute imbecile. 

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