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4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

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Something about backdoors 🤷🏽‍♂️

 

🤣 Great stuff.

 

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What's her account...

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jack D and coke
5 minutes ago, BlueRiver said:

 

🤣 Great stuff.

 

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What's her account...

Not sure. She appeared on my Facebook reels the other day in a hot tub. 
I didn’t notice her name😂

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il Duce McTarkin
On 14/06/2023 at 01:24, jack D and coke said:

🤣🤣

 

:rofl:

 

Right up my street, that.

The Fast Show was superb.

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That thing you do

 

 

Was looking up the channel 9 skit as its scorchio here just now.

 

heatwave with temps up to 45c

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Konrad von Carstein

🥹🥹🥹😂😂😂😂

I defy you not to at least grin when watching this...🧐

 

 

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I P Knightley
1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

🥹🥹🥹😂😂😂😂

I defy you not to at least grin when watching this...🧐

 

 

Thanks for posting that. I have days when I need my faith in humanity to receive a little nudge. Sometimes it's hard to remember that people are, by and large, good.

 

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3 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

🥹🥹🥹😂😂😂😂

I defy you not to at least grin when watching this...🧐

 

 

 

😀 

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jack D and coke
2 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

What's the story? Who is it? 

There was some crazy WhatsApp’s going around a couple of weeks ago. 
Him and his bird got chopped up by some mad scousers. 
You can see he’s really upset about it😐

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On 27/06/2023 at 22:12, jack D and coke said:

Probs for the best pal😂

 

 

Oooft that's a good few grand on its way to meet Davey Jones if he never got a hold of it. 

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1 hour ago, periodictabledancer said:

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170k? Dude got fleeced :rofl:

 

I imagine him rocking up to some dealer in similar fashion to when Dennis and Dee bought crack in Always Sunny.

 

"Hi, er, I've never done this before but I want to buy one cocaine please"

 

"1 cocaine? You mean like a gram?"

 

"Is that a normal amount?"

 

"Nah bro you need at least... er...10!"

 

"OK I'll have 10 of your best cocaines please"

 

"Cool man you got cash?"

 

<Shows wad of cash>

 

"This should be enough?"

 

(licks lips) "eh...dunno man, you got, er, let's say 50 grand there?"

 

"Oh I've got over a hundred"

 

"In that case let's say £100 grand should cover it, yeah. Special discount."

 

"Sounds reasonable, good day to you kind sir"

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Dick Dastardly
12 hours ago, periodictabledancer said:

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I bet he spent some of that money covering up a few murders. He looks the type

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"Cannot retrieve Tweets at this time."

 

"Rate limit exceeded."

 

The wit on Twitter is world-class sometimes. :rolleyes:

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periodictabledancer

Well, do you crap in your garden ?

 

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Probably more to do with raw sewage being dumped into rivers and on the coastline than people shiteing in fields (ahh classic JKB)

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