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[Konrad von Carstein]

2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Nae broom sauce? Heathen.

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

[Dawnrazor]

Just now, Konrad von Carstein said:

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

🤪🤦

[Dawnrazor]

Just now, Konrad von Carstein said:

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

[Konrad von Carstein]

1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said:

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

[CostaJambo]

15 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago about a young sales assistant in Harrods getting a really tough time from an old bag who wanted to buy a new broom. Once the old biddy had finally decided which one she wanted the girl said "And would you like me to wrap that for you or will madam be flying home?"!!

[RobboM]

Needs sound on 😂
 

 

[PortyJambo]

Swap Gregg Wallace's PA's name for Lynn, and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference

 

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[Sooperstar]

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

Oiioooo. That’s savage 

 

 

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

Hopefully that teaches the cheeky wee **** a lesson 

 

 

And he doesn’t “ slap the shit “ out of him  . Exaggeration 

 

https://x.com/livepddave1/status/1799466951611449514?s=46&t=Uyg6zS_aUfEwlXY6vOoxzQ

 

 

[escobri]

https://x.com/Oldschoolhats/status/1803872088131789095?t=q7t40k0dBO2y208iznV0KQ&s=19

 

[Dawnrazor]

1 minute ago, escobri said:

https://x.com/Oldschoolhats/status/1803872088131789095?t=q7t40k0dBO2y208iznV0KQ&s=19

 

This "Hawk Tuah" thing seems to have exploded overnight, why? Who? What?

[escobri]

2 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

This "Hawk Tuah" thing seems to have exploded overnight, why? Who? What?

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1804014489656004953?t=hh15mG4Y_QweLA4lA0zQ4Q&s=19

She's a keeper

[Dawnrazor]

1 minute ago, escobri said:

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1804014489656004953?t=hh15mG4Y_QweLA4lA0zQ4Q&s=19

She's a keeper

She is🤣

[Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic?]

For those who missed it on one of the other threads...

 

 

[I P Knightley]

23 minutes ago, Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic? said:

For those who missed it on one of the other threads...

 

 

I didn't miss it but it's been worth watching another handful of times!!

[Samuel Camazzola]

https://x.com/any_spare/status/1818732105536266491?t=TnZARdpEOxhQEMJPIQCzgg&s=19

 

[Swanny17]

https://x.com/paddypower/status/181860690353188070

 

https://x.com/PeterGarbacz/status/1818742305060536368

[Samuel Camazzola]

19 hours ago, Swanny17 said:

https://x.com/paddypower/status/181860690353188070

 

https://x.com/PeterGarbacz/status/1818742305060536368

😄

[Konrad von Carstein]

It was explained elsewhere on JKB but I can't find it, how the fcuk do you embed videos from Twitter/X now?

[PortyJambo]

1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

It was explained elsewhere on JKB but I can't find it, how the fcuk do you embed videos from Twitter/X now?

You have to manually change the link address before posting it to twitter.com from x.com, as x.com doesn't embed

[Konrad von Carstein]

5 minutes ago, PortyJambo said:

You have to manually change the link address before posting it to twitter.com from x.com, as x.com doesn't embed

Thank you!

 

Bit of a faff if on the phone/tablet...

Edited August 2, 2024 by Konrad von Carstein

[Sooperstar]

1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Thank you!

 

Bit of a faff if on the phone/tablet...

And it doesn't always work for some reason.

[Samuel Camazzola]

https://x.com/Barnabybear70/status/1819102792297955443?t=OIeKe8QhMCyacS8XBQ9khA&s=19

 

[Ulysses]

 

[Samuel Camazzola]

https://x.com/jimmyrees/status/1814517305818423487?t=y4PnOatrkklG1E9isFU19w&s=19

 

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[I P Knightley]

1 hour ago, escobri said:

 

 

Mostly using his face!

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[Tazio]

Superhuman

https://x.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1833011465218937132?s=61&t=1VODt4ofNc2rX-OOq_OUFw

[Rupert Pupkin]

On 09/09/2024 at 11:16, escobri said:

 

 

 

 

“It’s okay I’m not dead, I’m not dead..” 😳😳😂😂

[Samuel Camazzola]

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1833403958112432522?t=xGiQDjpqg5vmTWWiCxZzjA&s=19

 

[escobri]

First McDonald's now a garbage truck, what a guy 🤣🤣

 

[JudyJudyJudy]

7 minutes ago, escobri said:

First McDonald's now a garbage truck, what a guy 🤣🤣

 

Fabulous 😂😂

[escobri]

 

 

[scott herbertson]

Chess match starts tomorrow online between Magnus Carlsen (greatest player ever) and the whole world (100,000 signed up so far)

 

Great trolling by the GOAT

 

 

[Chairman of the Bored]

On 21/04/2025 at 17:04, escobri said:

 

 

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

 

 

[I P Knightley]

12 hours ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said:

 

 

I watched this the other night - It's remarkable how they deliver the same interjections at the same time, such as (just before the end) they follow "at the time" with a "no" that comes from nowhere. 

 

They must be pissed off, though, that they diverge on the final word having got so far so note perfect. "Run for your life" v "Run for safety" - I wonder which one blew it. 

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

34 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I watched this the other night - It's remarkable how they deliver the same interjections at the same time, such as (just before the end) they follow "at the time" with a "no" that comes from nowhere. 

 

They must be pissed off, though, that they diverge on the final word having got so far so note perfect. "Run for your life" v "Run for safety" - I wonder which one blew it. 

There's quite a few older videos of them kicking about. Seems like they worked at Steve Irwin's wildlife centre.

 

They're like something out of a Steven King film, though. 🤣

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[Samuel Camazzola]

 

[Chairman of the Bored]

11 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

 

[Samuel Camazzola]

Rory with a nice (likely accurate) description of his teacher.

 

[CostaJambo]

11 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Rory with a nice (likely accurate) description of his teacher.

 

Anyone got a link to the full show please?