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2 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

:sick:

 

 

Nae broom sauce? Heathen.

Konrad von Carstein
Posted
2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Nae broom sauce? Heathen.

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

:clyay:

Posted
Just now, Konrad von Carstein said:

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

:clyay:

🤪🤦

Posted
Just now, Konrad von Carstein said:

Dafuq is broom sauce?

 

:clyay:

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Dawnrazor said:

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

:lol:

Posted
15 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Bloody spell check, I've looking at getting the wife's favourite mode of transport serviced recently.

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago about a young sales assistant in Harrods getting a really tough time from an old bag who wanted to buy a new broom. Once the old biddy had finally decided which one she wanted the girl said "And would you like me to wrap that for you or will madam be flying home?"!!

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Swap Gregg Wallace's PA's name for Lynn, and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference

 

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JudyJudyJudy
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Oiioooo. That’s savage 

 

 

 

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Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic?
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For those who missed it on one of the other threads...

 

 

I P Knightley
Posted
23 minutes ago, Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic? said:

For those who missed it on one of the other threads...

 

 

I didn't miss it but it's been worth watching another handful of times!!

Konrad von Carstein
Posted

It was explained elsewhere on JKB but I can't find it, how the fcuk do you embed videos from Twitter/X now?

Posted
1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

It was explained elsewhere on JKB but I can't find it, how the fcuk do you embed videos from Twitter/X now?

You have to manually change the link address before posting it to twitter.com from x.com, as x.com doesn't embed

Konrad von Carstein
Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, PortyJambo said:

You have to manually change the link address before posting it to twitter.com from x.com, as x.com doesn't embed

Thank you!

 

Bit of a faff if on the phone/tablet...

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1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Thank you!

 

Bit of a faff if on the phone/tablet...

And it doesn't always work for some reason.

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I P Knightley
Posted
1 hour ago, escobri said:

 

 

Mostly using his face!

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On 09/09/2024 at 11:16, escobri said:

 

 

 

 

“It’s okay I’m not dead, I’m not dead..” 😳😳😂😂

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Posted

First McDonald's now a garbage truck, what a guy 🤣🤣

 

Posted
7 minutes ago, escobri said:

First McDonald's now a garbage truck, what a guy 🤣🤣

 

Fabulous 😂😂

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