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Seems his girlfriend was on holiday and has been filmed 'getting absolutely railed' by a gentleman who kept asking her if his was the first black penis she had welcomed into her body. 

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Konrad von Carstein
9 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Seems his girlfriend was on holiday and has been filmed 'getting absolutely railed' by a gentleman who kept asking her if his was the first black penis she had welcomed into her body. 

Poetry

 :lol:

 

 

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luckyBatistuta
2 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

I'll not post the link but the stuff associated with a Penicuik forward's other half is... eventful.  👀 

After her clearly getting it tight, it’s now her other half’s turn. Will have been tough for him walking in to his local after that surfaced. She was clearly enjoying herself, not talking her way out of that. Although, she has responded…

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said:

I'm open to a pm if you didn't want to post the link!

Shocked you’ve not seen it🤣

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luckyBatistuta
18 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Not even heard about it😞

You still not seen it

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24 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Seems that a few of the Twitter posts have been deleted but an account with name @TangoXpress still has a clip. 👀 

@tangoxpress has had nothing for 3 years. 

 

Edit: found it. 

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3 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

When you've finished, take off your hat and send a link ;)

 

I can't seem to send any links via a pm for some reason or I would.

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8 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said:

After her clearly getting it tight, it’s now her other half’s turn. Will have been tough for him walking in to his local after that surfaced. She was clearly enjoying herself, not talking her way out of that. Although, she has responded…

 

 

 

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Here's more. Her grammar's shocking.

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I P Knightley
1 hour ago, Jeff said:

ill uh.... take a pm plz

I've not seen it but am working under the assumption that I could easily find something of its nature on the gynaecological information websites (or "hubs") which seem to populate sizeable corners of the internet. 

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58 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I've not seen it but am working under the assumption that I could easily find something of its nature on the gynaecological information websites (or "hubs") which seem to populate sizeable corners of the internet. 

 

 

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It's not a gem but trending on twitter is Horse Video. 

 

Don't watch it. 

 

I know by saying that some will want to watch it more. 

 

Don't. 

 

If a friend asks about it say no thanks and leave the room....and the building.

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46 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

It's not a gem but trending on twitter is Horse Video. 

 

Don't watch it. 

 

I know by saying that some will want to watch it more. 

 

Don't. 

 

If a friend asks about it say no thanks and leave the room....and the building.

Don't worry, Kaiser. Your secret is safe here. 

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periodictabledancer
On 03/11/2023 at 10:53, Gundermann said:

Sounds plausible. 

 

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Reminds me of a cross channel ferry and some Jambos on a Euro trip who stole the enisign  and had to put it back or face arrest. 

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On 26/10/2023 at 17:44, luckyBatistuta said:

I’ll send you it👍

Funnily enough my mate mentioned this whole thing at the weekend, first I have heard of this. 😂

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On 17/11/2023 at 01:18, periodictabledancer said:

Reminds me of a cross channel ferry and some Jambos on a Euro trip who stole the enisign  and had to put it back or face arrest. 

Absolutely Hilarious!

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I P Knightley
16 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

Hilarious!

 

There are thousands of video clips that would be improved with the same editing done on them. Nadine Dorries ranting in the lobby of the Houses of Parliament comes to mind first. 

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On 13/12/2023 at 13:03, I P Knightley said:

Hilarious!

 

There are thousands of video clips that would be improved with the same editing done on them. Nadine Dorries ranting in the lobby of the Houses of Parliament comes to mind first. 

 

 

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