Morgan Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 51 minutes ago, Alex Kintner said: Stuff your spreadsheet, my wallchart is RUINED! 😡 46 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Stop being so sympathetic towards @FinnBarr Saunders will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Can you remove my name Uly, got too much happening on a personnel level this year. Good luck to those who do take part. I hope all is well with you, FB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 45 players have signed up for the game. They are: Alex Alex Kintner AlphonseCapone Angry Haggis Arthur Morgan Bigsmak Boof brownkg Carl Fredrickson cookieboy Dagger Is Back Disco Dave Dunks Gambo hughesie27 I P Knightley iantjambo jamtartan74 Japan Jambo John Findlay Kalamazoo Jambo kila King prawn Lemongrab luckyBatistuta Marvin milky_26 Morgan Peakybunnet RobboM Rogue Daddy Rudi Skacel sadj Sarah O Shapes Sooperstar Stuart McNeill Swanny17 Tams bird The Frenchman Returns thehibsareintheirbeds tian447 Vlad Magic William H. Bonney yvonnejambo Can you all keep an eye on your PM inboxes? You'll be getting your directions for the next step in the game in the next 24 hours or so. Ho Ho, time to fill that sack, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ulysses Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Good luck to the poor ******* that's lumbered with me😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Good luck to the poor ******* that's lumbered with me😉 Thanks John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Morgan said: Stop being so sympathetic towards @FinnBarr Saunders will you? Don't worry, we in 'The Syndicate' will be changing our names to show Finnbarr he is in our thoughts. I was thinking of FannBar Saunders, with the other syndicate members choosing similar names. See how the spreadsheeter/wall charters like dem apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Morgan said: I hope all is well with you, FB? Just too much happening for me to dedicate a few hours each day playing and pulling whats left of my hair out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My gift has been purchased, wrapped and sent. Ho, Ho, Hibs are shite, Ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I've got no idea what's going on... I'm a Secret Santa virgin 😳... is there a monetary value on the 'prezzie', can it be anything? Think I may be out my depth! Any help appreciated.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rogue Daddy said: I've got no idea what's going on... I'm a Secret Santa virgin 😳... is there a monetary value on the 'prezzie', can it be anything? Think I may be out my depth! Any help appreciated.... It's only the second time I've played, though I've watched a few unfold. It can be absolutely anything of any (or no) value. Unless it's for me when it should be worth over £1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Rogue Daddy said: I've got no idea what's going on... I'm a Secret Santa virgin 😳... is there a monetary value on the 'prezzie', can it be anything? Think I may be out my depth! Any help appreciated.... Go online and choose anything if ur choice from the cheapest to the list expensive item u can find, take a picture and send it to uly, simple 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, jamtartan74 said: Go online and choose anything if ur choice from the cheapest to the most expensive item u can find, take a picture and send it to uly, simple 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, Lemongrab said: It's only the second time I've played, though I've watched a few unfold. It can be absolutely anything of any (or no) value. Unless it's for me when it should be worth over £1000. Cheers mate 👍 what dress size are you? 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, jamtartan74 said: Go online and choose anything if ur choice from the cheapest to the list expensive item u can find, take a picture and send it to uly, simple 👍🏻 Thanks mate! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Rogue Daddy said: Cheers mate 👍 what dress size are you? 😜 I should be just able to squeeze into a size 28. 🤣 No doubt, whoever's got me will be looking at dresses now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Lemongrab said: I should be just able to squeeze into a size 28. 🤣 No doubt, whoever's got me will be looking at dresses now. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Lemongrab said: I should be just able to squeeze into a size 28. 🤣 No doubt, whoever's got me will be looking at dresses now. Or not..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 35 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Or not..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Or not..... Mini, or knee length? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: Mini, or knee length? Depends on their legs. I used to like rara skirts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 30 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Depends on their legs. I used to like rara skirts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My extremely tasteful and thoughtful gift has been purchased, wrapped and sent. Ho Ho FTH and Ho. ⛄️🤶🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My extremely tasteless and thoughtless gift has been shoplifted, left in its cardboard box and ****ed over the fence. Humbug .... but FTH as a given 🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Mine is with Hermes so I apologise now if someone ends up without a gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Mine was left over from last year. Hope the recipient uses it more than I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I found mine in a neighbours bin. Managed to get the tattie peeling off, and most of the cat litter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: I found mine in a neighbours bin. Managed to get the tattie peeling off, and most of the cat litter. Most? MOST?!? ARE YOU BLIND?!? Some right ****ing mingers on this board. Ho Ho feckin' Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Congratulations! Thanks Mate! I'm loving it so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Congratulations. I have a boy and a girl. At least with my son it is only one dick I have to worry about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Great stuff! Congratulations 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Congratulations buddy, it’s the hardest time in your life but also definitely the best. Don’t spend your time saying I can’t wait until they can do this and they can do that. It’ll all come in time, just enjoy every moment, it goes by way too fast☹️ You’ll have a right good laugh in years to come looking back at pictures of yourself right now, you will look absolutely knackered in all of them🤣 Have a wonderful first Christmas with your beautiful little baby daughter🥰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Superb news mate. Congratulations to you and Mrs Bigsmak. I take it this is baby number one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Thanks for all the kind wishes fellow JKB patrons.. I've been on here since the start and back further than that to the Always the Bridesmaid days from the mid 90s when I joined. Always love being part of this community! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 17, 2021 Author Share Posted December 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Congratulations to all of you! The first 25 years are the hardest. Ho Ho, joys of parenthood, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Bigsmak said: Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Heartiest congrats to y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 17, 2021 Author Share Posted December 17, 2021 31 minutes ago, Bigsmak said: Thanks for all the kind wishes fellow JKB patrons.. I've been on here since the start and back further than that to the Always the Bridesmaid days from the mid 90s when I joined. Always love being part of this community! Being a new parent will also be a great excuse when you inevitably get booted out of the game before the winter Solstice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) you can now buy toys you want and claim they are for the baby when they are older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 17, 2021 Author Share Posted December 17, 2021 Hmmmm, Santa's sack is getting quite voluminous and heavy. But not quite as heavy as it could be, IYKWIM. Ho Ho, shift yer arses, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 14 hours ago, Bigsmak said: It just doesn't feel like Christmas until Uly does this game... ho ho ho Anyone struggling to get anything for me, I had a Baby 2 weeks ago - so Boots vouchers or anything is greatly appreciated ... (yes I know its not real) ... (yes, i just wanted to share I have a beautiful daughter who luckily got her mums looks and not mine! ) Many congratulations mate. Won't be long before you have milk spew down your back and shite under your finger nails. These are the good times. Ho Ho Ho Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 On 16/12/2021 at 10:09, Rogue Daddy said: I've got no idea what's going on... I'm a Secret Santa virgin 😳... is there a monetary value on the 'prezzie', can it be anything? Think I may be out my depth! Any help appreciated.... I gave someone a parking ticket a few years ago which was meant to be a bit of humour albeit misplaced. Can't remember who though 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 44 minutes ago, Marvin said: I gave someone a parking ticket a few years ago which was meant to be a bit of humour albeit misplaced. Can't remember who though 🤷♂️ 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Rogue Daddy said: 😂😂😂 Did you not save your spreadsheets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 34 minutes ago, brownkg said: Did you not save your spreadsheets? Yes - But didn't put the present down.. I've already forgotten what I 'bought' this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, brownkg said: Did you not save your spreadsheets? 😳 spread-what now?…. don’t think I’m going to win this. Is there even a winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Rogue Daddy said: 😳 spread-what now?…. don’t think I’m going to win this. Is there even a winner? We're all winners.....🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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