rudi must stay Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The 00's remake of The Producers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The Soloist. Utter dog shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 White Chicks. Or maybe Zardoz. Although the Omen remake is right up there due to the wooden acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) So many but the one most fresh in my mind is Bill and Teds new one. I lasted 22 minutes. Special mention to 'Swiss Army Man' utterly horrendous film. Edited July 15, 2021 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Some films are just so bad, so absolutely awful that they become essential viewing: Who Dares Wins Firefox Escape To Victory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroondevo52 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Pushing Tin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Seven Pounds (Will Smith) or Funny People (Adam Sandler) Too close to call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just now, gashauskis9 said: Seven Pounds (Will Smith) or Funny People (Adam Sandler) Too close to call A ****ing tremendous film. I also like funny people as it plays the genius that is John Lennon throughout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, been here before said: Some films are just so bad, so absolutely awful that they become essential viewing: Who Dares Wins Firefox Escape To Victory Plan 9 from Outer Space falls into that category, became a cult movie and they even made a movie about the director, Ed Woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 18 minutes ago, been here before said: Some films are just so bad, so absolutely awful that they become essential viewing: Who Dares Wins Firefox Escape To Victory Who Dares Wins should’ve been a decent movie but it was an embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Took my daughters to see Bratz the Movie. The worst film by far that I have ever seen. Made the S Club 7 film seem like an Oscar winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Van Helsing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Englishman who went up a hill and came down a mountain . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Hidalgo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 hours ago, i8hibsh said: So many but the one most fresh in my mind is Bill and Teds new one. I lasted 22 minutes. Special mention to 'Swiss Army Man' utterly horrendous film. The new Bill and Ted was an absolute travesty of a movie. I loved the first two as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Judge Dredd x 2 Troy Clash of the Titans (in fact any film made that is based on Greek, Roman or Egyptian mythology or actual events*) In all cases the story is there but the production and faith in the story was thrown in the bin by the film makers/studios. *300 is a good romp but also disappointed in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Five across the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Rhinestone - Sly Stallone singing (badly) . 300 - walked out it was so boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Judge Dredd x 2 Troy Clash of the Titans (in fact any film made that is based on Greek, Roman or Egyptian mythology or actual events*) In all cases the story is there but the production and faith in the story was thrown in the bin by the film makers/studios. *300 is a good romp but also disappointed in the end. Do you mean the remake of Clash of the Titans or the original or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Clash of the Titans (in fact any film made that is based on Greek, Roman or Egyptian mythology or actual events*) In all cases the story is there but the production and faith in the story was thrown in the bin by the film makers/studios. Wind your ****ing neck in, von Carstein. The 1963 Jason and the Argonauts and 1981 Clash of the Titans are absolute classics. Ray Harryhausen was a genius. Get turned to stone ya ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just now, Pap said: Do you mean the remake of Clash of the Titans or the original or both? Sam Worthington...anything pre 2000 is a classic, post that period, the technology was generally there to provide an amazing telling of the stories in style of avatar, star trek etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Wind your ****ing neck in, von Carstein. The 1963 Jason and the Argonauts and 1981 Clash of the Titans are absolute classics. Ray Harryhausen was a genius. Get turned to stone ya ****. I refer the honourable gentleman to my reply to Mr Pap...a bit premature with the visceral repost GT 😳 Edited July 15, 2021 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Who Dares Wins should’ve been a decent movie but it was an embarrassment. Oh I thought it was not bad ! And Lewis Collins was a favourite of mine back in the day 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The English Patient Sleepless in Seattle. For the record, I loved the 1963 film, Jason and the Argonauts, especially the fight between three Greek warriors and the skeletons that grew from the Hydra's teeth. The special effects considering the era were excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Sam Worthington...anything pre 2000 is a classic, post that period, the technology was generally there to provide an amazing telling of the stories in style of avatar, star trek etc Fair enough. Thought you meant the original. I met RH and his wife at The Dominion for a screening of The Argonauts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Pap said: Fair enough. Thought you meant the original. I met RH and his wife at The Dominion for a screening of The Argonauts. I have a one time workmate who would turn inside out with envy at that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Exorcist 2 : The Heretic (1977) consists of that fine actor Richard Burton shouting through most of it . Follow up film for Louise Fletcher after her Cuckoos nest success . Her career dive bombed after this disaster . The Swarm (1978) all star disaster film about killer bees which waz correctly labelled a disaster in every way Mommie Dearest (1981) Faye Dunaway chewing the curtains , floor and doors as the manic Joan Crawford in this biography . Very bad . The Greasy strangler (2016) it’s so bad it’s actually good ! Cant really describe it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Taking budget and hoo-ha into account it has to be World War Z, for me. A globetrotting, poorly scripted and acted, stinker of a movie. Seen no budget zombie films on the Horror Channel that are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Wind your ****ing neck in, von Carstein. The 1963 Jason and the Argonauts and 1981 Clash of the Titans are absolute classics. Ray Harryhausen was a genius. Get turned to stone ya ****. Harry Hamlin ! That’s all I’m saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) Just now, martoon said: Taking budget and hoo-ha into account it has to be World War Z, for me. A globetrotting, poorly scripted and acted, stinker of a movie. Seen no budget zombie films on the Horror Channel that are better. F-ck forgot about that steaming pile of arse... Edited July 15, 2021 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Wind your ****ing neck in, von Carstein. The 1963 Jason and the Argonauts and 1981 Clash of the Titans are absolute classics. Ray Harryhausen was a genius. Get turned to stone ya ****. You been to the exhibition at the Gallery at Belford. Well worth the trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just now, Konrad von Carstein said: F-ck forgot about that steaming pile of arse... You're synopsis is way better than mine, Konrad. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: The English Patient Sleepless in Seattle. For the record, I loved the 1963 film, Jason and the Argonauts, especially the fight between three Greek warriors and the skeletons that grew from the Hydra's teeth. The special effects considering the era were excellent. The English Patient ??? Are you sure ? It’s a stunning film ! Beautiful scenery and the stunning acting from Oscar winning Juliette Binoche ! The music was incredible too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Jamhammer said: You been to the exhibition at the Gallery at Belford. Well worth the trip To paraphrase the T-Birds and Pink Ladies, tell us more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Watched the original "Titans" a few days back. Very hammy but I enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Rancid Aluminium Yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Eraserhead. No f’n idea what it was about The Wolf of Wall Street. Did not like one person in it. Wanted them all to die However the prize must go to an 80’s gem called Natas, The Reflection. A group of kids go to a ghost town called Natas and all get killed. The last shot is of the town sign reflected in a puddle. It reads........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 I feel bad putting this in the worst film of all time as its actually awesome. This is the greatest intro in film history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Saw Flash Gordon a while back for the first time, the 24 hrs to save the Earth one. That was ****in awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Dead Poets Society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Jamhammer said: Eraserhead. No f’n idea what it was about The Wolf of Wall Street. Did not like one person in it. Wanted them all to die However the prize must go to an 80’s gem called Natas, The Reflection. A group of kids go to a ghost town called Natas and all get killed. The last shot is of the town sign reflected in a puddle. It reads........ I must take issue with your nomination of WoWS...we must have watched that film 20 times or more...when we are struggling for something to watch we usually look at each other and say "Again?". Love the film... Edited July 15, 2021 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, martoon said: You're synopsis is way better than mine, Konrad. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The Running Man Total Recall Absolute toalies both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, JamesM48 said: Exorcist 2 : The Heretic (1977) consists of that fine actor Richard Burton shouting through most of it . Follow up film for Louise Fletcher after her Cuckoos nest success . Her career dive bombed after this disaster . The Swarm (1978) all star disaster film about killer bees which waz correctly labelled a disaster in every way Mommie Dearest (1981) Faye Dunaway chewing the curtains , floor and doors as the manic Joan Crawford in this biography . Very bad . The Greasy strangler (2016) it’s so bad it’s actually good ! Cant really describe it ! To be fair Greasy Strangler is a particular genre of film and a fine example of its type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, been here before said: Saw Flash Gordon a while back for the first time, the 24 hrs to save the Earth one. That was ****in awful. 4 minutes ago, crunchy frog said: The Running Man Total Recall Absolute toalies both the running man is great and so is total recall (not the remake with colin farrell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The Conqueror takes some beating. John Wayne's accent is (unintentially) hilarious and the dialogue is toe-curling. Best (or worst) but not on this clip is when he comes out with, "They call me Ghenghis Khan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboy1982 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, JamesM48 said: Exorcist 2 : The Heretic (1977) consists of that fine actor Richard Burton shouting through most of it . Follow up film for Louise Fletcher after her Cuckoos nest success . Her career dive bombed after this disaster . The Swarm (1978) all star disaster film about killer bees which waz correctly labelled a disaster in every way Mommie Dearest (1981) Faye Dunaway chewing the curtains , floor and doors as the manic Joan Crawford in this biography . Very bad . The Greasy strangler (2016) it’s so bad it’s actually good ! Cant really describe it ! The greasy strangler is a great film!! A bit weird I grant you but a cult classic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 18 minutes ago, JamesM48 said: The English Patient ??? Are you sure ? It’s a stunning film ! Beautiful scenery and the stunning acting from Oscar winning Juliette Binoche ! The music was incredible too I know that I'm in a minority here, especially as it won the Best Picture Oscar, but I found it boring. Put it down to my lack of taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Tazio said: To be fair Greasy Strangler is a particular genre of film and a fine example of its type. 2 minutes ago, jamboy1982 said: The greasy strangler is a great film!! A bit weird I grant you but a cult classic!! Yes it’s that bad it’s actually really good ! Watched it a few times now 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just now, Maple Leaf said: I know that I'm in a minority here, especially as it won the Best Picture Oscar, but I found it boring. Put it down to my lack of taste. Well if you insist 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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