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The Real Maroonblood
17 minutes ago, been here before said:

Saw Flash Gordon a while back for the first time, the 24 hrs to save the Earth one.

 

That was ****in awful.

 

 

“20 minutes to save the world.”

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14 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

I must take issue with your nomination of WoWS...we must have watched that film 20 times or more...when we are struggling for something to watch we usually look at each other and say "Again?".

Love the film...

I honestly couldn’t wait to see it. Big di Caprio/Scorsese fan but I detested it 

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JudyJudyJudy
2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

“20 minutes to save the world.”

I thought it was brilliant ! “ Gordon’s alive !!!!!! 

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Quiz Show - fell asleep in cinema

Seven Days in Utopia - watched on Amazon and felt cheated by the ending.

Star Wars episodes 1-3.

Anything by M Knight Shalyman.  Lazy predictable films.

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, JamesM48 said:

I thought it was brilliant ! “ Gordon’s alive !!!!!! 

I didn’t mind it and the music was good.

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JudyJudyJudy
1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I didn’t mind it and the music was good.

Yes music was great and it had the legendary actor max von Sydow in it as Emporer Ming 

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9 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

“20 minutes to save the world.”

 

Felt like 24 hours watchig it.

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JudyJudyJudy

The Sound of music ! Sickly mushy awful dire and the dreadful Julie Andrews . Only redeeming thing was Christopher Plummer 

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, JamesM48 said:

The Sound of music ! Sickly mushy awful dire and the dreadful Julie Andrews . Only redeeming thing was Christopher Plummer 

I’ve never seen itvalthough the Mrs has the dvd.

When it was in the cinema it ran for about 2 years.

Mrs saw it about 6 times.:42:

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8 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Cheers....

If you’re a fan I wouldn’t miss it.

When we were in Hollywood a few years ago Ray’s star on the walk of fame was the one that I got most excited about 😀

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Konrad von Carstein
Just now, Savage Vince said:

Pearl Harbor

 

And everything with Nicolas Cage in it. 

 

 

 

 

Even Captain Correlli's Mandolin? Surely not.

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The Real Maroonblood
1 minute ago, Savage Vince said:

Pearl Harbor

 

And everything with Nicolas Cage in it. 

 

 

 

 

It was terrible.

Tora Tora Tora was different class.

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Savage Vince
Just now, Konrad von Carstein said:

Even Captain Correlli's Mandolin? Surely not.

 

Especially that. 

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Lost in Translation.

 

Mulholland Drive as a close second.

 

Both "Emperor's New Clothes" films.

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JudyJudyJudy
10 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I’ve never seen itvalthough the Mrs has the dvd.

When it was in the cinema it ran for about 2 years.

Mrs saw it about 6 times.:42:

My auntie saw it over 200 times as she was a usherette at the cinema ! 

2 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

Pearl Harbor

 

And everything with Nicolas Cage in it. 

 

 

 

 

He’s a fine actor, very unique style 😂 . Was really good in 

 

“Moonstruck “ 

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1 hour ago, 1971fozzy said:

Rhinestone - Sly Stallone singing (badly) .

 

300 - walked out it was so boring

 

 


I have to confess. Rhinestone is a guilty pleasure of mine :lol:

 

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JudyJudyJudy
1 minute ago, redjambo said:

Lost in Translation.

 

Mulholland Drive as a close second.

I watched “ mulholland drive “

After a smoke ! It nausea more sense 😂😂 

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5 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

Pearl Harbor

 

And everything with Nicolas Cage in it. 

 

 

 

 

Raising Arizona and Wild at Heart excepted 

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2 stand out shite films for me, 1 already mentioned. The new bill and ted. I sort of knew I shouldn’t watch it as I loved the first 2 films. Got a bit wasted and changed my mind. Utter pants. The blues brothers 2000. Rented it on video when it first came out. Big mistake. I should have realised when I took the video out of the case, it looked like it wasn’t even a quarter of the way through when the last customer returned it. I lasted about 20 minutes into it. John Belushi would be turning in his grave if he knew how bad it was.

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luckyBatistuta
1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

:what:

 

Wind your ****ing neck in, von Carstein.

 

The 1963 Jason and the Argonauts and 1981 Clash of the Titans are absolute classics. Ray Harryhausen was a genius.

 

Get turned to stone ya ****.

 

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5 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

Pearl Harbor

 

And everything with Nicolas Cage in it. 

 

 

 

 

 

Awful actor.

 

Soon as I see his name included in a movie's synopsis I stop reading.

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Savage Vince
2 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

I watched “ mulholland drive “

After a smoke ! It nausea more sense 😂😂 

 

Great movie. 

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luckyBatistuta

I quite like Jake Gylenhall as an actor, but boy did he choose to do the worst film ever...also with the worst ending ever.

 

Enemy, utter garbage 

 

 

years later and I still have no idea what that was🤷🏼‍♂️🤯

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JudyJudyJudy
4 minutes ago, Jamhammer said:

Raising Arizona and Wild at Heart excepted 

He plays goofy really well like in “

peggy Sue got married “ and afore mentioned “ moonstruck “ 

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JudyJudyJudy
4 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

 

Great movie. 

Yes I think it is ! 

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Konrad von Carstein
1 minute ago, martoon said:

 

Awful actor.

 

Soon as I see his name included in a movie's synopsis I stop reading.

A wee bit unfair (maybe not) but did his financial problems result in him making any old shite, which detracts from some of his decent films?

 

Wolowicz in BBT did a great parody (in my opinion) of NC and others..

 

 

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Already mentioned, but Pearl Harbour was brutal.

The actor’s succeeded in making me despise every single character.

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Savage Vince
11 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

It was terrible.

Tora Tora Tora was different class.

 

Agreed on both points. 

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2 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

A wee bit unfair (maybe not) but did his financial problems result in him making any old shite, which detracts from some of his decent films?

 

Wolowicz in BBT did a great parody (in my opinion) of NC and others..

 

 

 

Aye.

 

His Cage and Walken impressions are superb.

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Governor Tarkin
15 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said:

Even Captain Correlli's Mandolin? Surely not.

 

The book was fantastic.

 

14 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

 

Tora Tora Tora was different class.

 

^^^^ Another classic.

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The Real Maroonblood
16 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

My auntie saw it over 200 times as she was a usherette at the cinema ! 

He’s a fine actor, very unique style 😂 . Was really good in 

 

“Moonstruck “ 

Your auntie should've got paid extra.

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JudyJudyJudy
1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Your auntie should've got paid extra.

Lol true she also saw “ dr zhivago “ as much but that’ half way  decent 

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Konrad von Carstein
8 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

The book was fantastic.

 

 

^^^^ Another classic.

8 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

The book was fantastic.

 

 

^^^^ Another classic.

The book IS fantastic and the film is an enjoyable diversion...

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The Real Maroonblood
2 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Lol true she also saw “ dr zhivago “ as much but that’ half way  decent 

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JudyJudyJudy

95% of Madonna’s filmography apart from “ desperately seeking Susan “ 

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31 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Lost in Translation.

 

Mulholland Drive as a close second.

 

 

I liked both of these  :D

 

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JudyJudyJudy

“ Nuts “ (1987)  Big fan of Barbra Streisand both as actress and singer ( quelle surprise ) but this film is truly awful . She plays a “ High class hooker “ ( already belief is suspended ) who murders a Randy client played even more ludicrously by Leslie Neilson !! You even get to see Him in a tight pair of y fronts ( black as well ! ) anyways she badly over acts and the cast list is impressive such as Robert Webber , Eli Wallach And Richard Dreyfus who are actually quite good but Maureen Stapleton is a train wreck as her mother and the great big snozzle Karl Malden is just as bad . Has to be seen to be believed ! 

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been here before
6 minutes ago, Cruyff said:

Sharknado 

 

That, along with Sharknado 2, seem to be on a constant loop on the Horror Channel.

 

Ive always managed to resist them both.

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Highlander 2 The Quickening.

Superman 4 The Quest for Peace.

Simon Sez (D Rodman) 

Any  movie made for Tv in run up to Christmas that is on daytime TV. 

 

 

 

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JudyJudyJudy
6 minutes ago, adambraejambo said:

Highlander 2 The Quickening.

Superman 4 The Quest for Peace.

Simon Sez (D Rodman) 

Any  movie made for Tv in run up to Christmas that is on daytime TV. 

 

 

 

Yes those awful “ hallmark” films 

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