Tenaciousdandy Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 @Ulysses and @Boof thanks for the game, a lot more time consuming than mafia, but I enjoyed my first try, will definitely play next year again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 well done @luckyBatistuta and thanks for running a great game @Ulysses Better do my Christmas shopping now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 At least I should get a mention in the end of year jkb awards as the most annoying poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Cheers boof and uly for running the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ulysses said: luckyBatistuta is the 2020 JKB Secret Santa winner and collects the main prize of £125. There will also be a consolation prize draw, and I'll post about that later. Cheers for that Uly and to Boof too for kicking things off. My main achievement in this shit year has you been you using "any shite really". Pwoud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, milky_26 said: At least I should get a mention in the end of year jkb awards as the most annoying poster No chance, many more are ahead of you in that queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehibsareintheirbeds Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Cheers guys and congrats luckyb. Another year of failed guesses but good fun nonetheless 👍🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 40 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: What was my t-shirt about? Didn't understand it. It's a nod to your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I was shite this year. I didn’t detect a single secret Santa. Including my own 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Oh and well done Lucky Bastituta 👏🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 ****ing taxi drivers. As if they don’t already make loads of money this time of year. Got to get another £125. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: ****ing taxi drivers. As if they don’t already make loads of money this time of year. Got to get another £125. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: ****ing taxi drivers. As if they don’t already make loads of money this time of year. Got to get another £125. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Well played all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Consolation prize There's a consolation prize of £50, open to all players except the winner of the main prize of £125. There will be a draw. All 42 players other than the winner get a ticket. Anyone who detected a Secret Santa gets an extra ticket for each detection, but with a limit of three. The first player to detect a Secret Santa (ellie0028) and the first Secret Santa eliminated (Rudi Skacel) get a further three bonus tickets. Draw coming up soon. Ho Ho, any shite really, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Ulysses said: 41 down, 2 to go! Riddley Walker got a pressie for kila! 42 eliminated, and 1 remaining! Dandyman79 got a pressie for scottish_chicP! Which means: luckyBatistuta got a pressie for Smack and has escaped detection! Ooft - so close to one of the Mafia crew grabbing the glory! I think @luckyBatistuta you should try your hand at a Mafia game now that your luck/skill/judgment is on the rise And thanks for the thanks, folks but all I did was start the thread and gently persuade Uly to give it a go again. Oh, aye...and stood by in case I was needed but thankfully wasn't as I was out when we got to the sharp end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 25 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: ****ing taxi drivers. As if they don’t already make loads of money this time of year. Got to get another £125. The **** will probably expect a tip as well 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boof said: Ooft - so close to one of the Mafia crew grabbing the glory! I think @luckyBatistuta you should try your hand at a Mafia game now that your luck/skill/judgment is on the rise And thanks for the thanks, folks but all I did was start the thread and gently persuade Uly to give it a go again. Oh, aye...and stood by in case I was needed but thankfully wasn't as I was out when we got to the sharp end! Thanks loads for getting this under way and for being on standby - you weren't called on but you nearly were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Consolation prize There's a consolation prize of £50, open to all players except the winner of the main prize of £125. There will be a draw. All 42 players other than the winner get a ticket. Anyone who detected a Secret Santa gets an extra ticket for each detection, but with a limit of three. The first player to detect a Secret Santa (ellie0028) and the first Secret Santa eliminated (Rudi Skacel) get a further three bonus tickets. Draw coming up soon. Ho Ho, any shite really, Ho. 41 players, soz. Kalamazoo Jambo asked to be left out of the running for a prize earlier in the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 32 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Consolation prize Draw coming up soon. Any volunteers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Any volunteers? Aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, FinnBarr Saunders said: Aye Thanks. Be back to you in a couple of minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Yaaaaaas, after god knows how many entries into that Forth One cash register today, I might have just broke even Thanks everyone and also a special thank you to Uly and Boof Do I get a Golden Cracker now🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Ulysses said: Thanks. Be back to you in a couple of minutes. I'll be here wondering what exactly is in vodka that makes the wee bubbles in lucozade leave so quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 38 minutes ago, iantjambo said: The **** will probably expect a tip as well 😁 A ****…and I thought we were friends😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: A ****…and I thought we were friends😁 No ***** is a friend in something as serious as secret ****ing santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: I'll be here wondering what exactly is in vodka that makes the wee bubbles in lucozade leave so quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 OK, @FinnBarr SaundersI've shared the list of tickets with a couple of trusted admins so as to keep this draw above board. This might seem random, but I'm looking for you to name a celebrity. A famous person, but not a footballer. I'll explain all when you have picked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: OK, @FinnBarr SaundersI've shared the list of tickets with a couple of trusted admins so as to keep this draw above board. This might seem random, but I'm looking for you to name a celebrity. A famous person, but not a footballer. I'll explain all when you have picked. Them bubbles must be fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Ulysses said: Them bubbles must be fascinating. I'm thinking mate....................I'm going for Sam Fox, the young yin, not the dyke she is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, FinnBarr Saunders said: I'm thinking mate....................I'm going for Sam Fox, the young yin, not the dyke she is now. Thanks. There are 73 tickets in the draw. I've multiplied those by 5, to make 365, and randomly assigned each ticket to a date in the year. I've asked Finnbarr Saunders to pick a date - by picking the name of a celebrity and then using their birthday as the date. Sam Fox's birthday is April 15th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Ulysses said: Thanks. There are 73 tickets in the draw. I've multiplied those by 5, to make 365, and randomly assigned each ticket to a date in the year. I've asked Finnbarr Saunders to pick a date - by picking the name of a celebrity and then using their birthday as the date. Sam Fox's birthday is April 15th. And the player whose ticket matches April 15th is sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: Thanks. There are 73 tickets in the draw. I've multiplied those by 5, to make 365, and randomly assigned each ticket to a date in the year. I've asked Finnbarr Saunders to pick a date - by picking the name of a celebrity and then using their birthday as the date. Sam Fox's birthday is April 15th. Ooft, only 9 days before mine but more than a few years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 So luckyBatistuta wins the main prize of £125, and sadj wins the consolation prize of £50. Ho Ho, and again, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 As an independent witness (but not a JKB Admin chappy) I can confirm. Never thought she was a bonny lass, by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: And the player whose ticket matches April 15th is sadj 😮😮😮😮😮 #collapses with shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, FinnBarr Saunders said: Ooft, only 9 days before mine but more than a few years later. Ho Ho, any shite really, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: And the player whose ticket matches April 15th is sadj Mind my wee bung Sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Boof said: As an independent witness (but not a JKB Admin chappy) I can confirm. Never thought she was a bonny lass, by the way I forgot to mention sharing the data with the Elf-In-Chief as well. **** GDPR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: I'm thinking mate....................I'm going for Sam Fox, the young yin, not the dyke she is now. Im now confused is my love for FBS or for Sam Fox...which one looks better in a bikini (bikini is PC isnt it?) 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: So luckyBatistuta wins the main prize of £125, and sadj wins the consolation prize of £50. Ho Ho, and again, Ho. Thank you so much 👍🏻 Its very much appreciated as is your effort and time. 2 minutes ago, Boof said: As an independent witness (but not a JKB Admin chappy) I can confirm. Never thought she was a bonny lass, by the way Cheers for this year as always Boof Edited December 24, 2020 by sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: So luckyBatistuta wins the main prize of £125, and sadj wins the consolation prize of £50. Ho Ho, and again, Ho. Could @luckyBatistutaand @sadjget in contact to arrange payment? Since I'm not on the management team I'm going to nominate @davemclarento take your details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, sadj said: Im now confused is my love for FBS or for Sam Fox...which one looks better in a bikini (bikini is PC isnt it?) @FinnBarr Saundersin a bikini is definitely NOT PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Mind my wee bung Sadj signed photo for you and her hey baby im looking at you come with me eyes pic and of course a vid of her doing the old professional karaoke.... hows that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: A ****…and I thought we were friends😁 We are. But I’m bitter 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boof said: As an independent witness (but not a JKB Admin chappy) I can confirm. Never thought she was a bonny lass, by the way Well, you do live on Shetland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Seriously. Well done @luckyBatistuta and @sadj Great fun as always. Thank you @Ulysses and @Boof for running it 🙂 Merry Christmas to you all 🎄🎅🎄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ulysses said: @FinnBarr Saundersin a bikini is definitely NOT PC. Would it be PG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, iantjambo said: Seriously. Well done @luckyBatistuta and @sadj Great fun as always. Thank you @Ulysses and @Boof for running it 🙂 Merry Christmas to you all 🎄🎅🎄 Cheers Ian , about covers half a tank of petrol in your caddy 🤣 hope this next year is a better one for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, sadj said: signed photo for you and her hey baby im looking at you come with me eyes pic and of course a vid of her doing the old professional karaoke.... hows that? How can you not fall for those alluring eyes @Boof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, FinnBarr Saunders said: How can you not fall for those alluring eyes @Boof Maybe hes scared of being eaten alive by them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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