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I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, been here before said:

I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

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8 minutes ago, superjack said:

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

 

Aye she knows from experience. Just sour grapes on her part.

 

:lol:

 

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11 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Simply loovleh..I believe she bats for the other team though☹️She done things to me as a schoolboy. She might’ve even been the first I dedicated one to in all honesty....

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

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1 minute ago, neilnunb said:

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

Haha would’ve been a properly mind blowing duet in my mind back then that 🤪😋

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13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

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14 minutes ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

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14 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

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2 minutes ago, JackLadd said:

 

 

That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

She does a bit aye :sadrobbo:

She’d get Jack D’s coke that’s for sure 😜

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2 hours ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Lovecraft said:

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

She is pretty hot in The Mandalorian. In a scary but I like it sort of a way. 

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10 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

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10 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

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2 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

 

In like Flynn. :D

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6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

In like Flynn. :D

Haha aye. Apparently not just popular with the bursds for his looks either. Supposed to have been packing a bit of a beast in the old trouser dept If rumours were to be believed... 

I can still hear the old bugger ripping me...

“Who you think you are son, Errol Flynn? You should be happy you get a wee hairy on a Saturday night” 

:rofl: 

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13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

😄

 

If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

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6 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

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If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

A toap boay 👉🏼👌🏼
:lol: 

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56 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:

 

Great book - as is 'My wicked wicked ways' - Errol Flynn autobiography. Top swordsman.

Taught swordmanship by Basil Rathbone

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For all you old ravers..

Charissa Saverio (DJ Rap) still looking great at 51.

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29 minutes ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

For all you old ravers..

Charissa Saverio (DJ Rap) still looking great at 51.

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Oh yes....away to Google her now. 

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39 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Oh yes....away to Google her now. 

😂😂😂😂

You’re welcome.. She was lovely back in the day, but like a fine wine has got better with age..😱😱😍😍

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3 hours ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

For all you old ravers..

Charissa Saverio (DJ Rap) still looking great at 51.

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Ha, beat me to it. 😁

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Rupert Pupkin
1 hour ago, Marvin said:

 

Ha, beat me to it. 😁

Nowt wrong with more pictures of her..😍😍😂

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10 hours ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

Nowt wrong with more pictures of her..😍😍😂

 

Fancied her in 1992 and she still a babe today 🥰

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jack D and coke
19 hours ago, Candy said:

Liz Hurely has been at it again on insta.

 

Glorious

 

19 hours ago, Norm said:

For 55, Liz Hurley is utterly incredible. 

 

4 hours ago, Roxy Hearts said:

She is one sexy women!

Where’s the pics then ffs?! 😀

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11 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

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Those daily  marathons are taking their toll on Eddie. 

 

Despite the make up, can still see the 'tache. 😬

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1 minute ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Those daily  marathons are taking their toll on Eddie. 

 

Despite the make up, can still see the 'tache. 😬

More like "Eddie" from Iron Maiden than Izzard.

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2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

More like "Eddie" from Iron Maiden than Izzard.

Wee Nic's wig is looking more like Mr Bronson's from Grange Hill every day! 😄

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9 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Wee Nic's wig is looking more like Mr Bronson's from Grange Hill every day! 😄

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Has she ever been seen in the same room as this guy?

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