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Posted
3 hours ago, JamesM48 said:

Cant really say I have any crushes on women ! :) but can admire a beautiful one especially classy women like Kirsten Scott Thomas and Juliette Binoche     Both were stunning in " The English Patient" 

 

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In that first picture, why is her head attached at a 45 degree angle?

Tenaciousdandy
Posted

And buffy (Sarah Michelle gellar)

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Tenaciousdandy said:

And buffy (Sarah Michelle gellar)

 

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I'd normally agree but I'm older than the vampire slayer :sob:

 

Posted

Alicia Silverstone must be in her 40’s now?

 

Much much hotness used in creating her!!

Tenaciousdandy
Posted
3 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

I'd normally agree but I'm older than the vampire slayer :sob:

 

She's only 2 years older than me lol

been here before
Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Feck me there's more plastic on show there than in a box of lego.

 

Or on Toyahs last video.

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luckyBatistuta
Posted
13 hours ago, Tenaciousdandy said:

Kate Beckinsale oft

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You’ve got incredible taste Tenacious😋😛😍

I P Knightley
Posted

I just watched Richard Osman House of Games and they had a 49 year old Melinda Messenger on there. Looking slightly plain and with her chebs behind a comfy jumper. So I Google imaged her. 

 

Worth it. 

Posted
17 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I just watched Richard Osman House of Games and they had a 49 year old Melinda Messenger on there. Looking slightly plain and with her chebs behind a comfy jumper. So I Google imaged her. 

 

Worth it. 

 

Meh.

In these environmentally enlightened times we should be avoiding single use plastic bags.

Rupert Pupkin
Posted (edited)

Boys!Boys!Boys!

Sabrina Salerno looking fine at 52

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Posted
10 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Feck me there's more plastic on show there than in a box of lego.

👍

 

Each and every one of them, mocket.

 

 

jack D and coke
Posted
2 hours ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

Boys!Boys!Boys!

Sabrina Salerno looking fine at 52

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Simply loovleh..I believe she bats for the other team though☹️She done things to me as a schoolboy. She might’ve even been the first I dedicated one to in all honesty....

jack D and coke
Posted

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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The Real Maroonblood
Posted
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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I’ll take Mary and you can have the other two.

:lol:

jack D and coke
Posted
1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I’ll take Mary and you can have the other two.

:lol:

I’d gladly take them pal believe me☺️😋some people are hilarious :lol: 

The Real Maroonblood
Posted
Just now, jack D and coke said:

I’d gladly take them pal believe me☺️😋some people are hilarious :lol: 

👍

Posted
10 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I’d gladly take them pal believe me☺️😋some people are hilarious :lol: 

It's not that they're munters as such but compared to the rest, it's like Playboy models versus Razzle Reader's Wives. 

jack D and coke
Posted
5 minutes ago, Norm said:

It's not that they're munters as such but compared to the rest, it's like Playboy models versus Razzle Reader's Wives. 

Mocket. Munters. Miss West Lothian was the quotes :lol: 
Theres a few in here that don’t rock my world but seriously here..given the chance? I’d have your shot an all then :lol: 

Posted
1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Mocket. Munters. Miss West Lothian was the quotes :lol: 
Theres a few in here that don’t rock my world but seriously here..given the chance? I’d have your shot an all then :lol: 

Now hold on. They're no Salma Hayek or Liz Hurley but I never said I'd say no! 

Posted
22 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

That reminds me. The Cannonball Run is on the telly soon.

The Golden Globes is on first. 

jack D and coke
Posted
1 minute ago, Norm said:

Now hold on. They're no Salma Hayek or Liz Hurley but I never said I'd say no! 

:lol: Well exactly😋giphy.gif?cid=4d1e4f297287665d718e462039

been here before
Posted

I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

Posted
47 minutes ago, been here before said:

I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

been here before
Posted
8 minutes ago, superjack said:

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

 

Aye she knows from experience. Just sour grapes on her part.

 

:lol:

 

Posted
11 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Simply loovleh..I believe she bats for the other team though☹️She done things to me as a schoolboy. She might’ve even been the first I dedicated one to in all honesty....

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

jack D and coke
Posted
1 minute ago, neilnunb said:

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

Haha would’ve been a properly mind blowing duet in my mind back then that 🤪😋

Posted
13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

jack D and coke
Posted
14 minutes ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

Posted
14 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

jack D and coke
Posted
2 minutes ago, JackLadd said:

 

 

That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

She does a bit aye :sadrobbo:

She’d get Jack D’s coke that’s for sure 😜

Posted
2 hours ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Lovecraft said:

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

She is pretty hot in The Mandalorian. In a scary but I like it sort of a way. 

Posted
Just now, Tazio said:

She is pretty hot in The Mandalorian. In a scary but I like it sort of a way. 

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Posted

If anyone is hot in the mandalorian it's Gina Carano. 

 

 

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Posted

The ass one might be fake to be fair. 

Posted
47 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

The ass one might be fake to be fair. 

I don't think I care, to be honest.... 

I P Knightley
Posted
10 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

jack D and coke
Posted
10 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

Governor Tarkin
Posted
2 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

 

In like Flynn. :D

Governor Tarkin
Posted
11 hours ago, Lovecraft said:

Starbuck-Kara-Thrace-Battlestar-Galactic

 

 

 

:wub:

 

Tomboy daft.

jack D and coke
Posted
6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

In like Flynn. :D

Haha aye. Apparently not just popular with the bursds for his looks either. Supposed to have been packing a bit of a beast in the old trouser dept If rumours were to be believed... 

I can still hear the old bugger ripping me...

“Who you think you are son, Errol Flynn? You should be happy you get a wee hairy on a Saturday night” 

:rofl: 

Posted
11 hours ago, Lovecraft said:

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Thats just a wee bit androgynous for me.

 

Posted
13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

😄

 

If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

jack D and coke
Posted
6 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

😄

 

If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

A toap boay 👉🏼👌🏼
:lol: 

Posted
31 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:

 

Great book - as is 'My wicked wicked ways' - Errol Flynn autobiography. Top swordsman.

😄

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