Justin Z Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: I just can't remember. God knows where I got a Brazilian from. Personal preference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I just can't remember. God knows where I got a Brazilian from. I think you were right, but she was his Brazilian nanny, I think...I could be completely wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Justin Z said: Personal preference? Yaaaaaaasssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, A Boy Named Crow said: I think you were right, but she was his Brazilian nanny, I think...I could be completely wrong! French au pair I think. Lucky sod finding an apparently gorgeous french woman with a bizarre fetish for chubby, friendless, teenagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Tazio said: French au pair I think. Lucky sod finding an apparently gorgeous french woman with a bizarre fetish for chubby, friendless, teenagers. Ooh la la... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Tazio said: French au pair I think. Lucky sod finding an apparently gorgeous french woman with a bizarre fetish for chubby, friendless, teenagers. 🤣🤣 not enough of them to go around imo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sadj Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 25 minutes ago, Justin Z said: No, Ron said Lawson likes football. He got very precious at me for giving no quarter to a repeat bigot a few weeks back. He then self-appointed as Kickback's One Great Arbiter of Who and Who Is Not a Jambo and dubbed me not one. You are not a Jambo? Is the pissing contest that happens on here of who puts how much money into the club id say you’ll be in the upper echelons. Never seen you at a game right enough or heard you at one 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, sadj said: You are not a Jambo? Is the pissing contest that happens on here of who puts how much money into the club id say you’ll be in the upper echelons. Never seen you at a game right enough or heard you at one 🤣 YOU'RE A COWARD, MCINNES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 52 minutes ago, Justin Z said: YOU'RE A COWARD, MCINNES Was that you? I spent the next ten minutes flicking burnt bits from the crust of my pie at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Smack said: I wonder if the J stands for Jerk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Boy Daniel said: I wonder if the J stands for Jerk? Easy tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: 🤣🤣 not enough of them to go around imo! There appears to be loads of them on the websites I'm on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Boy Daniel said: I wonder if the J stands for Jerk? Jenius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Justin Z said: Mate I'm repeating myself here, but—the rent-free accommodations you've provided me in your head are most kind, but I have a house in Scotland, ta I think you're intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said: I think you're intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Craig_ said: Seem to remember Shaun was a Lib Dem? Very odd character, that's for sure. Still not convinced he wasn't just posting from his bedroom somewhere in the UK... Without doubt, he was always posting at times that would be 2-5am in Uruguay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said: Without doubt, he was always posting at times that would be 2-5am in Uruguay. Proper Norfolk night owl, so he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 16 hours ago, Smack said: According to Amazon there’s a line in it which says (paraphrasing slightly but not much): “It usually turns out that I’m right about most things. For your sake, let’s hope I’m wrong this time.” You wouldn’t mind if it was in any way tongue in cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Tommy Brown said: Without doubt, he was always posting at times that would be 2-5am in Uruguay. Heard him once on a Five Live phone-in ranting about the Old Firm. When he finished, Alan Green just went ‘er, okay. Anyway, Neil from Stoke, you’re next’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: According to Amazon there’s a line in it which says (paraphrasing slightly but not much): “It usually turns out that I’m right about most things. For your sake, let’s hope I’m wrong this time.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 You'd have thought the court case with Rachel Riley might have established whether he is actually in Uruguay or not? I've always found it rather unlikely that he'd gone from, if his own personal legend is correct, living with his mum in Oxfordshire to upping sticks to a completely foreign country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Martin_T said: You'd have thought the court case with Rachel Riley might have established whether he is actually in Uruguay or not? I've always found it rather unlikely that he'd gone from, if his own personal legend is correct, living with his mum in Oxfordshire to upping sticks to a completely foreign country. I honestly think her solicitors just took at face value that he was in Uruguay and didn't go to the trouble of verifying that as they had other things to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Justin Z said: I honestly think her solicitors just took at face value that he was in Uruguay and didn't go to the trouble of verifying that as they had other things to worry about. I think they were looking for someone to sue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Martin_T said: You'd have thought the court case with Rachel Riley might have established whether he is actually in Uruguay or not? I've always found it rather unlikely that he'd gone from, if his own personal legend is correct, living with his mum in Oxfordshire to upping sticks to a completely foreign country. It doesn't take a genius to work out that it's all bollocks 😁 All these forums have Walter Mitty types, my rule of thumb is the more detail they go into about their 'glamorous' or 'distinguished' life the less true it's likely to be. You can still spout your pish whoever you are without needing to detail your living situation. Got a few suspect characters on Kickback right now imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Martin_T said: I think they were looking for someone to sue? Yes, but the "low hanging fruit" weren't claiming to be from elsewhere, so they went with what was smoothest/easiest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: A couple of quote from the book.... It's like Alan Partridge's book 'Bouncing Back' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 He was and is a boring, arrogant, sanctimonious James Hunt. And a ****ing Poundland pseudo-intellectual to boot. Glad to see the lovely Ms Riley put it up him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Lord BJ said: A couple of quote from the book.... I guess it’s a window into his mind but I can’t imagine sitting and writing that and not thinking about how it would be construed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I think he's a health scare away from losing a bollock and marrying a Bollywood film star to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, Norm said: I think he's a health scare away from losing a bollock and marrying a Bollywood film star to be honest. Probably the other way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 I thought the story was the nanny came onto him but he shat it and ran away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Martin_T said: It's like Alan Partridge's book 'Bouncing Back' He wrote a book too? I didn't realise JKB was home to so many literary types! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 7 hours ago, Eldar Hadzimehmedovic said: I thought the story was the nanny came onto him but he shat it and ran away. That is how I remember him tells Ng the story. It was a friend/flatmates gf or similar who he slept with and felt guilty about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Eldar Hadzimehmedovic said: I thought the story was the nanny came onto him but he shat it and ran away. Same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 He was a peculiar individual, but it takes all sorts. Clearly above average intelligence, but clearly shut-off from the realities of life and love for your average UK punter also. He's probably unaware of it but he'd most likely have been happier and less troubled if social media had never been invented. For some folk a soap-box is generally unhealthy. Hopefully the good slapping down helps him re-asses things and find peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Lord BJ said: Accepting we all have different standards, I disagree massively with this, always found him a bit thick whilst he completely lacked any logic due to his beliefs systems. Whilst someone who engages in such ad hominem arguments, really doesn’t have much between the ears tbqhwy. He could write but scratch beneath the surface and little sign of much intelligence behind the writing, in fact the exact opposite. Also seen a picture of him whilst looking at his book review. He’s a fat ugly ****er to boot, so doesn’t even have enough intelligence to look after himself 🤷🏻♂️ I dunno, I always felt there was a latent intelligence in there, but his overblown sense of it was holding him back from actually realising it. Hopeless insecurity will do that to someone. The rest of your points are all accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 It's rhyming slang, right? As in: "Neil Doncaster is a complete Brazilian nanny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 He’s tweeted about 10,000 times in the past 48 hours, no doubt to make sure that anyone searching for Shaun Lawson on Twitter isn’t going to stumble across his role in this shambles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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