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Bacon Roll - Ketchup or brown sauce?

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Space Pirate

No idea how to do a poll. 

 

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redjambo
1 minute ago, Space Pirate said:

No idea how to do a poll. 

 

 

I think you have to be a paying member to start one.

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Space Pirate
1 minute ago, redjambo said:

 

I think you have to be a paying member to start one.

 

Ah right, cheers.

I used to be, but feck that now. 

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Smithee

I propose 2 options 

 

1) Red sauce is for children and women

 

2) I'm a deviant

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Space Pirate
4 minutes ago, Smithee said:

I propose 2 options 

 

1) Red sauce is for children and women

 

2) I'm a deviant

 

You're not a deviant, you just have working taste buds. 

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Space Pirate

Ah shit, i'm supposed to be neutral when making a thread like this. 

 

Feck it.  If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. 

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indianajones

Depends what kind of mood i am in. 

 

Happy with either. 

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The Continental Op

Naked as nature intended......

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Dagger Is Back

A dash of Branston Pickle?

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Dagger Is Back

Seriously either is fine by me but brown usually wins

 

Always brown on a mince pie mind you

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trotter

Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. 

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Bull's-eye

Butter is the only sensible option.

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Tazio

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

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CJGJ

Either spoils a perfectly good combination of roll and bacon...with perhaps a touch of butter on the roll

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Pasquale for King

Neither 

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Pasquale for King
12 minutes ago, trotter said:

Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. 

You an expert?

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Irufushi
23 minutes ago, Tazio said:

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

Mayo is decent on a bacon roll, ahead of red every day of the week . Brown is best though.

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Space Pirate
Posted (edited)
39 minutes ago, Tazio said:

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

Mayonnaise 😂😂

 

Maybe he was getting it confused with a BLT. 

 

Noubt wrong with letting the bacon cool down and slapping lettuce tomato and mayo on there. 

Edited by Space Pirate

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Furious Styles

Mustard 

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Space Pirate
6 minutes ago, Furious Styles said:

Mustard 

 

That's called yellow sauce round here. 

Sort yourself out. 

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Dawnrazor

Tomato Sauce on a Bacon, Egg or Sausage piece/roll.

Broon Sauce on Cheese toast and mince and tatties.

Mustard.....Yellow sauce.......**** off!!!!

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trotter
1 hour ago, Pasquale for King said:

You an expert?

Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants

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Smithee
1 hour ago, Space Pirate said:

 

That's called yellow sauce round here. 

Sort yourself out. 

More specifically, mustard yellow sauce. I call it mustard for short. 

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weegranty

Better with a fried egg.

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Pasquale for King
19 minutes ago, trotter said:

Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants

Just imagined that 😆

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Lemongrab

Just butter, no sauce is required. 

 

 

 

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Pasquale for King
6 minutes ago, weegranty said:

Better with a fried egg.

We have a winner 👍🏽👏🏾

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Marvin
7 hours ago, Space Pirate said:

 

Feck it.  If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. 

 

Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something.

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Smithee
2 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something.

It's the very basis of Scots law as I understand things.

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Sooperstar
7 hours ago, indianajones said:

Depends what kind of mood i am in. 

 

Happy with either. 

Is correct. Mostly brown, but occasionally you just fancy a bit ketchup.

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IronJambo

Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce.

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superjack

Broon or yellow, red sauce is for bairns. 

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Smithee
16 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce.

Thank god someone knows what's what around here. 

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Vlad Magic

Trust me on this.

 

Both!!!

 

70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. 

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Der Kaiser

A good roll.

Nice butter.

No sauce.

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Ainsley Harriott

Brown sauce or a bit mayo

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Dawnrazor
15 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

Trust me on this.

 

Both!!!

 

70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. 

Sauce by committee🤣👍

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Mac_fae_Gillie

Brown or none...

red is too sweet for a salty thing like bacon.

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hueyview

HP sauce....  Preferably smoked bacon, streaky if possible......    😕

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merrymac
36 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

A good roll.

Nice butter.

No sauce.

Perfectly summed up your excellency

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ri Alban
Posted (edited)

I don't think the pig gives a feck about the Human dilemma of which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan.

 

 

 

Edited by ri Alban

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Smithee
Just now, ri Alban said:

I don't the pig gives a feck about Human dilemma which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan.

 

 

No one's forcing him to post

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ri Alban
8 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

No one's forcing him to post

🐷 "Is that right!?"

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Alan_R

Smokey bacon on a buttered roll

 

Nae sauce required

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IronJambo
Posted (edited)

It has to be said that the importance of a proper roll can't be overlooked.

 

If you were to think of the bacon as a penis, then you'll understand that it wants to be enveloped in something soft and warm. 

 

So these dense, almost brick like rolls can beat it. It should be a proper bakers roll. Soft and fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside. Failing that, a nice soft morning roll. Might as well put tartare sauce on it if you get the roll wrong.

Edited by IronJambo

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trotter
Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

Just imagined that 😆

You are very welcome :rofl:

 

On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. 

 

Also, everyone talking about proper breakfast rolls has reminded me of something else you can't get in Texas. Ask for rolls, get offered hamburger sesame seed nonsense. Get yourself to **** mate. Guess I'm having a bacon piece instead.

 

Also also, the American missus is partial to a bacon piece (and Gregg's sausage rolls, and macaroni pies for that matter). So I guess there might be hope for them after all

 

 

Edited by trotter

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Ray Gin

Is this question even necessary? What sort of deviant considers putting ketchup on a bacon roll? 

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Cade

2 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

 

:greggy:

 

 

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IronJambo
9 minutes ago, trotter said:

You are very welcome :rofl:

 

On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. 

 

 

 

 

You're missing something there. Square sausage topped with a round haggis. With broon. Red sauce doesn't get a look in then.

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Lemongrab
1 hour ago, Cade said:

2 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

 

:greggy:

 

 

 

3 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

1 with just butter

 

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