Bacon Roll - Ketchup or brown sauce?

[Greedy Jambo]

No idea how to do a poll. 

 

[redjambo]

1 minute ago, Space Pirate said:

No idea how to do a poll. 

 

 

I think you have to be a paying member to start one.

[Greedy Jambo]

1 minute ago, redjambo said:

 

I think you have to be a paying member to start one.

 

Ah right, cheers.

I used to be, but feck that now. 

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

I propose 2 options 

 

1) Red sauce is for children and women

 

2) I'm a deviant

[Greedy Jambo]

4 minutes ago, Smithee said:

I propose 2 options 

 

1) Red sauce is for children and women

 

2) I'm a deviant

 

You're not a deviant, you just have working taste buds. 

[Greedy Jambo]

Ah shit, i'm supposed to be neutral when making a thread like this. 

 

Feck it.  If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. 

[indianajones]

Depends what kind of mood i am in. 

 

Happy with either. 

[The Continental Op]

Naked as nature intended......

[Dagger Is Back]

A dash of Branston Pickle?

[Dagger Is Back]

Seriously either is fine by me but brown usually wins

 

Always brown on a mince pie mind you

[trotter]

Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. 

[Bill Sikes]

Butter is the only sensible option.

[Tazio]

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

[CJGJ]

Either spoils a perfectly good combination of roll and bacon...with perhaps a touch of butter on the roll

[Pasquale for King]

Neither 

[Pasquale for King]

12 minutes ago, trotter said:

Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. 

You an expert?

[Irufushi]

23 minutes ago, Tazio said:

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

Mayo is decent on a bacon roll, ahead of red every day of the week . Brown is best though.

[Greedy Jambo]

39 minutes ago, Tazio said:

This topic has been done to death on here. 
And quite correctly brown sauce always wins.
And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. 

Mayonnaise 😂😂

 

Maybe he was getting it confused with a BLT. 

 

Noubt wrong with letting the bacon cool down and slapping lettuce tomato and mayo on there. 

Edited May 6, 2020 by Space Pirate

[William H. Bonney]

Mustard 

[Greedy Jambo]

6 minutes ago, Furious Styles said:

Mustard 

 

That's called yellow sauce round here. 

Sort yourself out. 

[Dawnrazor]

Tomato Sauce on a Bacon, Egg or Sausage piece/roll.

Broon Sauce on Cheese toast and mince and tatties.

Mustard.....Yellow sauce.......**** off!!!!

[trotter]

1 hour ago, Pasquale for King said:

You an expert?

Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

1 hour ago, Space Pirate said:

 

That's called yellow sauce round here. 

Sort yourself out. 

More specifically, mustard yellow sauce. I call it mustard for short. 

[weegranty]

Better with a fried egg.

[Pasquale for King]

19 minutes ago, trotter said:

Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants

Just imagined that 😆

[¼½¾]

Just butter, no sauce is required. 

 

 

 

[Pasquale for King]

6 minutes ago, weegranty said:

Better with a fried egg.

We have a winner 👍🏽👏🏾

[Marvin]

7 hours ago, Space Pirate said:

 

Feck it.  If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. 

 

Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something.

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

2 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something.

It's the very basis of Scots law as I understand things.

[Sooperstar]

7 hours ago, indianajones said:

Depends what kind of mood i am in. 

 

Happy with either. 

Is correct. Mostly brown, but occasionally you just fancy a bit ketchup.

[IronJambo]

Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce.

[superjack]

Broon or yellow, red sauce is for bairns. 

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

16 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce.

Thank god someone knows what's what around here. 

[Vlad Magic]

Trust me on this.

 

Both!!!

 

70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. 

[Der Kaiser]

A good roll.

Nice butter.

No sauce.

[Ainsley Harriott]

Brown sauce or a bit mayo

[Dawnrazor]

15 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:

Trust me on this.

 

Both!!!

 

70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. 

Sauce by committee🤣👍

[Mac_fae_Gillie]

Brown or none...

red is too sweet for a salty thing like bacon.

[hueyview]

HP sauce....  Preferably smoked bacon, streaky if possible......    😕

[merrymac]

36 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

A good roll.

Nice butter.

No sauce.

Perfectly summed up your excellency

[ri Alban]

I don't think the pig gives a feck about the Human dilemma of which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan.

 

 

 

Edited May 7, 2020 by ri Alban

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

Just now, ri Alban said:

I don't the pig gives a feck about Human dilemma which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan.

 

 

No one's forcing him to post

[ri Alban]

8 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

No one's forcing him to post

🐷 "Is that right!?"

[Alan_R]

Smokey bacon on a buttered roll

 

Nae sauce required

[IronJambo]

It has to be said that the importance of a proper roll can't be overlooked.

 

If you were to think of the bacon as a penis, then you'll understand that it wants to be enveloped in something soft and warm. 

 

So these dense, almost brick like rolls can beat it. It should be a proper bakers roll. Soft and fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside. Failing that, a nice soft morning roll. Might as well put tartare sauce on it if you get the roll wrong.

Edited May 7, 2020 by IronJambo

[trotter]

7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

Just imagined that 😆

You are very welcome

 

On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. 

 

Also, everyone talking about proper breakfast rolls has reminded me of something else you can't get in Texas. Ask for rolls, get offered hamburger sesame seed nonsense. Get yourself to **** mate. Guess I'm having a bacon piece instead.

 

Also also, the American missus is partial to a bacon piece (and Gregg's sausage rolls, and macaroni pies for that matter). So I guess there might be hope for them after all

 

 

Edited May 7, 2020 by trotter

[Ray Gin]

Is this question even necessary? What sort of deviant considers putting ketchup on a bacon roll? 

[Cade]

2 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

 

 

 

[IronJambo]

9 minutes ago, trotter said:

You are very welcome

 

On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. 

 

 

 

 

You're missing something there. Square sausage topped with a round haggis. With broon. Red sauce doesn't get a look in then.

[¼½¾]

1 hour ago, Cade said:

2 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

 

 

 

 

3 rolls

1 with tomato

1 with hp

1 with just butter