Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 No idea how to do a poll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redjambo Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Space Pirate said: No idea how to do a poll. I think you have to be a paying member to start one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, redjambo said: I think you have to be a paying member to start one. Ah right, cheers. I used to be, but feck that now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 I propose 2 options 1) Red sauce is for children and women 2) I'm a deviant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Smithee said: I propose 2 options 1) Red sauce is for children and women 2) I'm a deviant You're not a deviant, you just have working taste buds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 Ah shit, i'm supposed to be neutral when making a thread like this. Feck it. If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
indianajones Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Depends what kind of mood i am in. Happy with either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Continental Op Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Naked as nature intended...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 A dash of Branston Pickle? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Seriously either is fine by me but brown usually wins Always brown on a mince pie mind you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trotter Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull's-eye Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Butter is the only sensible option. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 This topic has been done to death on here. And quite correctly brown sauce always wins. And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CJGJ Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Either spoils a perfectly good combination of roll and bacon...with perhaps a touch of butter on the roll Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Neither Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, trotter said: Red sauce on a bacon roll is highly suspicious, deviant behavior. You an expert? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irufushi Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 23 minutes ago, Tazio said: This topic has been done to death on here. And quite correctly brown sauce always wins. And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. Mayo is decent on a bacon roll, ahead of red every day of the week . Brown is best though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Tazio said: This topic has been done to death on here. And quite correctly brown sauce always wins. And don’t even talk about when Robbo did his JKB online Q&A and his choice was mayonnaise. The first time he ever let me down. Mayonnaise 😂😂 Maybe he was getting it confused with a BLT. Noubt wrong with letting the bacon cool down and slapping lettuce tomato and mayo on there. Edited May 6, 2020 by Space Pirate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Furious Styles Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Mustard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: Mustard That's called yellow sauce round here. Sort yourself out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Tomato Sauce on a Bacon, Egg or Sausage piece/roll. Broon Sauce on Cheese toast and mince and tatties. Mustard.....Yellow sauce.......**** off!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trotter Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Pasquale for King said: You an expert? Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Space Pirate said: That's called yellow sauce round here. Sort yourself out. More specifically, mustard yellow sauce. I call it mustard for short. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weegranty Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Better with a fried egg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 19 minutes ago, trotter said: Absolutely. I'm typing this in my pants Just imagined that 😆 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Just butter, no sauce is required. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, weegranty said: Better with a fried egg. We have a winner 👍🏽👏🏾 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Space Pirate said: Feck it. If you put ketchup on a bacon roll you deserve a jail sentence. Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Marvin said: Or shot. Brown sauce on bacon. It's in the Magna Carta or something. It's the very basis of Scots law as I understand things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 7 hours ago, indianajones said: Depends what kind of mood i am in. Happy with either. Is correct. Mostly brown, but occasionally you just fancy a bit ketchup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Broon or yellow, red sauce is for bairns. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Broon sauce on bacon. It absolutely has to be Daddies and the bacon has to be smoked. If there's no Daddies then it needs to be eaten as is, or with a runny poached egg and possibly a couple of splashes of a very hot sauce. Thank god someone knows what's what around here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vlad Magic Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Trust me on this. Both!!! 70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kaiser Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 A good roll. Nice butter. No sauce. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ainsley Harriott Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Brown sauce or a bit mayo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Trust me on this. Both!!! 70-30 split in favour of Brown but a little red on it along with majority brown is amazing. Sauce by committee🤣👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Brown or none... red is too sweet for a salty thing like bacon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hueyview Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 HP sauce.... Preferably smoked bacon, streaky if possible...... 😕 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
merrymac Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: A good roll. Nice butter. No sauce. Perfectly summed up your excellency Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) I don't think the pig gives a feck about the Human dilemma of which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan. Edited May 7, 2020 by ri Alban Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Just now, ri Alban said: I don't the pig gives a feck about Human dilemma which sauce to put on a Rollnbacan. No one's forcing him to post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Smithee said: No one's forcing him to post 🐷 "Is that right!?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_R Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Smokey bacon on a buttered roll Nae sauce required Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) It has to be said that the importance of a proper roll can't be overlooked. If you were to think of the bacon as a penis, then you'll understand that it wants to be enveloped in something soft and warm. So these dense, almost brick like rolls can beat it. It should be a proper bakers roll. Soft and fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside. Failing that, a nice soft morning roll. Might as well put tartare sauce on it if you get the roll wrong. Edited May 7, 2020 by IronJambo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trotter Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: Just imagined that 😆 You are very welcome On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. Also, everyone talking about proper breakfast rolls has reminded me of something else you can't get in Texas. Ask for rolls, get offered hamburger sesame seed nonsense. Get yourself to **** mate. Guess I'm having a bacon piece instead. Also also, the American missus is partial to a bacon piece (and Gregg's sausage rolls, and macaroni pies for that matter). So I guess there might be hope for them after all Edited May 7, 2020 by trotter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Is this question even necessary? What sort of deviant considers putting ketchup on a bacon roll? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 2 rolls 1 with tomato 1 with hp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, trotter said: You are very welcome On a related note. Red sauce with square sausage absolutely. Broon just doesn't work there. You're missing something there. Square sausage topped with a round haggis. With broon. Red sauce doesn't get a look in then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Cade said: 2 rolls 1 with tomato 1 with hp 3 rolls 1 with tomato 1 with hp 1 with just butter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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