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manaliveits105

Taser the smug panic buying barstewards before the checkouts 

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All roads lead to Gorgie

I tell you what plumbers will be busy soon unblocking toilets when people start using kitchen towels and newspaper on a massive scale 🙂

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Ainsley Harriott
On 14/03/2020 at 14:26, micole said:

WTF is there a shortage of Toilet Roll does the virus cause a dose of the shits as well. 

Apparently not. If anything you will be shitting less as it does cause a loss of appetite 

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Mauricio Pinilla

 

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I P Knightley
On 14/03/2020 at 20:59, Janbo1874 said:

One way to stop this bog roll panic buying is for the shops only to stock this.

Like wiping your ring piece with broken glass.

 

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What was 'medicated' in this stuff?

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milky_26
On 14/03/2020 at 20:59, Janbo1874 said:

One way to stop this bog roll panic buying is for the shops only to stock this.

Like wiping your ring piece with broken glass.

 

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weirdly the episode of QI i watched on dave last night had this on it

 

one other thing the guy who delivered my greenhouse today said the shelves were bare in his local supermarket at 8.30 this morning

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Jambo-Jimbo

My daughter was just in Tesco in Horsham, West Sussex, pretty much empty shelves everywhere, there was next to nothing, food fresh frozen and tinned, fruit & veg, toiletries, almost nothing whatsoever left.

 

This store is huge and I mean huge and it's been virtually cleaned out.

 

Good job she stopped off at Galashiels yesterday on their way home and managed to get a 12 pack of toilet rolls and she bought a few odds and ends to do them a couple of days, her partner is going to try first thing tomorrow morning again.

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Ruud Krol
On 14/03/2020 at 18:34, Suso Santana said:

It's mental. The world is full of dafties, hopefully the corona virus kills them off. 

 

Plenty of baby wipes and kitchen roll going about. Get it up ye!

 

 

Just dont put the baby wipes down the pan or you might have a blocked drain to add to the problems.

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Lemongrab
20 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

What was 'medicated' in this stuff?

I think it was impregnated with a wee bit of disinfectant. I'm sure it had a faint smell.

 

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Mikey1874

More stuff selling out.

 

Its unstoppable. 

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Jambo-Jimbo
18 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

More stuff selling out.

 

Its unstoppable. 

 

Rationing, people might then behave responsibly, although I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

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highlandjambo3

Is there still nappies??...............just saying like 

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Jambof3tornado
1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Is there still nappies??...............just saying like 

Adult sized likes??

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vegas-voss

Shock horror Asda had some in this morning and folk were being respectful in how many they took.Would still have been gone in no time though 

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Marvin
On 14/03/2020 at 20:59, Janbo1874 said:

One way to stop this bog roll panic buying is for the shops only to stock this.

Like wiping your ring piece with broken glass.

 

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Is that, that nasty tracing paper popular in 1970 and 1980s public toilets?

 

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Jambo-Jimbo
2 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

Is that, that nasty tracing paper popular in 1970 and 1980s public toilets?

 

 

And schools.

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Marvin
Just now, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

And schools.

 

Yeah them too. Still trying to forget :laugh:

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Jambo-Jimbo
1 minute ago, Marvin said:

 

Yeah them too. Still trying to forget :laugh:

 

I think we all are.  😂

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Ray Gin

Sainsburys: no online delivery slots available in the next few weeks

Tesco: 10 day wait for the nearest slot (10-11pm)

:o 

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Mikey1874

See tonight what else has gone. 

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westbow

Never had this problem in Beijing apparently.

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micole

Might have to start buying The Scottish Dail Mail if I run oot of arse paper. This is real serious stuff if I have to do that...🤪🤪

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Mikey1874
4 minutes ago, micole said:

Might have to start buying The Scottish Dail Mail if I run oot of arse paper. This is real serious stuff if I have to do that...🤪🤪

 

I did see someone grab half a dozen Metros off the bus the other day. It makes sense now. 

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Lemongrab
3 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

And schools.

And my dad's work apparently.

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Jambo-Jimbo
Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, micole said:

Might have to start buying The Scottish Dail Mail if I run oot of arse paper. This is real serious stuff if I have to do that...🤪🤪

 

Already happening Australia, extra pages being printed, they even have easy to follow cut lines.  :rofl:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/mar/05/australian-newspaper-prints-extra-pages-to-help-out-in-toilet-paper-shortage

Edited by Jambo-Jimbo

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Lemongrab
19 minutes ago, micole said:

Might have to start buying The Scottish Dail Mail if I run oot of arse paper. This is real serious stuff if I have to do that...🤪🤪

No use buying the Evening News then. It's got enough shite in it.

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Jambo-Jimbo

Eggs why the feck are people panic buying eggs, it's not like they have a huge shelf life & I don't think you can freeze them.

My local co-op not an egg to be had, was told that several folks cleaned them out on Sunday, mental she said absolute mental.

 

I'm starting to think that some people are panic buying for the sake of panic buying, they must be in full on panic mode.

 

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highlandjambo3

My mrs just back from Tesco.......shelves getting emptier day by day.....people urnay listening 

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Marvin

Can't even buy strong flour. I think everyone has the same idea as me and making their own bread.

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Mikey1874
49 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

My mrs just back from Tesco.......shelves getting emptier day by day.....people urnay listening 

 

Same from Sainsbury's Gorgie 

 

Still possible to eat but very bare all over

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highlandjambo3
6 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

Same from Sainsbury's Gorgie 

 

Still possible to eat but very bare all over

What!! ........people getting starkers now?

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milky_26
30 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

What!! ........people getting starkers now?

they hope that people will throw bog roll at them to help them cover up

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kila
43 minutes ago, Marvin said:

Can't even buy strong flour. I think everyone has the same idea as me and making their own bread.

 

Thought you were going to suggest using flour on the starfish there

 

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Nicholas Brody

No toilet roll or pasta in the Morrisons at Ferry road.

 

Barely any meat at all. Few random bits and pieces. Most of the fresh fruit and veg gone. No bloody tatties. No bread either but I managed to pick up a couple packets of tattie scones so not a total waste.

 

Folk are pricks.

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The Real Maroonblood
6 minutes ago, Nicholas Brody said:

No toilet roll or pasta in the Morrisons at Ferry road.

 

Barely any meat at all. Few random bits and pieces. Most of the fresh fruit and veg gone. No bloody tatties. No bread either but I managed to pick up a couple packets of tattie scones so not a total waste.

 

Folk are pricks.

Fruit and vegetables.

Perishable goods.

Sadly a lot of stuff will just be wasted.

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BarneyBattles
14 minutes ago, Nicholas Brody said:

No toilet roll or pasta in the Morrisons at Ferry road.

 

Barely any meat at all. Few random bits and pieces. Most of the fresh fruit and veg gone. No bloody tatties. No bread either but I managed to pick up a couple packets of tattie scones so not a total waste.

 

Folk are pricks.


They are indeed. Loads of great folk around but the amount of dicks just keeps increasing. 
 

Selfish fekkers. 

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Nicholas Brody
18 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Fruit and vegetables.

Perishable goods.

Sadly a lot of stuff will just be wasted.

 

Yep. That's exactly what I thought as I was walking around.

 

There was plenty cheese though.

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graygo

Does anyone know if a VPN can be set to Italy?

 

Asking for a friend.

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The Real Maroonblood
2 hours ago, Nicholas Brody said:

 

Yep. That's exactly what I thought as I was walking around.

 

There was plenty cheese though.

As I love cheese that's good news.

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Lemongrab
3 hours ago, graygo said:

Does anyone know if a VPN can be set to Italy?

 

Asking for a friend.

Yes.

 

Sent from my PC in Milan.

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graygo
6 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

Yes.

 

Sent from my PC in Milan.

 

Grazie 👍

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Mac_fae_Gillie

Just got home from work via Tesco, shelves are near empty on far more items than before, tinned/packet foods(rice/pasta  etc) isle was near bare, still no toilet rolls after a fortnight, even frozen foods were about 50% gone.

Its fine government and stores saying there is no need to panic but really would be nice if they just put some bog roll out for sale even the kitchen towel has all gone suggesting people are buying as alternative which is going to mean lot of blocked pipes.

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132goals1958

Think I might start importing those bidet/ wash let things they have in Japan. A quick spray up the last verse and a blow dry solves the problem.

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Mikey1874

Sainsbury's limiting people to 3 of anything.

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milky_26
Just now, Mikey1874 said:

Sainsbury's limiting people to 3 of anything.

and 2 of things like toilet roll

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Tazio

I’m down to half a roll. I live in fear of diarrhoea as it could wipe out my stock. 

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The Real Maroonblood
2 hours ago, Mac_fae_Gillie said:

Just got home from work via Tesco, shelves are near empty on far more items than before, tinned/packet foods(rice/pasta  etc) isle was near bare, still no toilet rolls after a fortnight, even frozen foods were about 50% gone.

Its fine government and stores saying there is no need to panic but really would be nice if they just put some bog roll out for sale even the kitchen towel has all gone suggesting people are buying as alternative which is going to mean lot of blocked pipes.

You add bloody washing up liquid to that.

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The Brow

my mate is a hospital surgeon - folk are now bringing in scissors to nick the anti-bac hand solutions as they had to zip tie them down. 

 

Takes a special type of ***** to steal from a hospital - they should use crimes like that as a cull. Just pop them in the sea about 3 miles off shore, job done. 

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