Beast Boy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Hope he has a greater impact than MDV had with Surinam... ... but what do I know. Apparently I’m a racist. 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Hardy’s Dug Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 As Naismith said - if you don’t buy on you’ll be “emptied” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 19 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: It’s the simple things I find funny 😉 Boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdriejambo3 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 21 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/uche-wins-uganda-call-up That picture is worth the click alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Special Officer Doofy said: ... but what do I know. Apparently I’m a racist. 🤷♂️ Come on in, the water's lovely. p.s. well done Uche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirt of 98 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Uche an internationalist oh my days. Love Uche but when I talk about him the only words that spring to mind are limited worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Come on in, the water's lovely. p.s. well done Uche. Been in this particular pond for the best part of a year, mate. It was decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ93 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Coronovirus must have wiped out all of their strikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 75 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well done Uche, but I could probably get my game for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 43 minutes ago, airdriejambo3 said: That picture is worth the click alone I see what yAmin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Smithee said: Boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Add a 0 or two to that transfer fee now that our man plays for the mighty Uganda. That said, I still have nightmares about the fact our last Ugandan international was getting 5 figures a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well done big man. 🇱🇻 👏 🇺🇬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Second Ugandan international at Hearts, awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: Second Ugandan international at Hearts, awesome Obua? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well done big man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Laff Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 The new king of Gorgie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidd’s Boots Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Add a 0 or two to that transfer fee now that our man plays for the mighty Uganda. That said, I still have nightmares about the fact our last Ugandan international was getting 5 figures a week Could be a great bit of business for the club...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Kidd’s Boots said: Could be a great bit of business for the club...... Tbf my post was incredibly facetious but surely there has to be a club out there daft enough to fall for the trap of overpaying for someone who has a national cap for an albeit, not very good team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidd’s Boots Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Tbf my post was incredibly facetious but surely there has to be a club out there daft enough to fall for the trap of overpaying for someone who has a national cap for an albeit, not very good team As was my reply 😏, but definitely on the same page.... I can hear his agent now, bigging up the long Internationsl career... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kidd’s Boots said: As was my reply 😏, but definitely on the same page.... I can hear his agent now, bigging up the long Internationsl career... Gotcha! Just need to hope Uche puts South Sudan to the sword and we have an international goal scorer on our hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDevriesScores4 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well done Uche. 🇺🇬 👏🏽 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, GinRummy said: Obua? Big Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Big Dave Such a likeable guy. Always happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Sir Gio said: Second Ugandan international at Hearts, awesome Also the ex manager in Csaba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Hopefully big Dave invites him around to his mansion before and after home games. That would be gangsta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunblestjambo Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Gets a game, score a couple, some championship team come in and offer £2M for him. Everyone’s a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, 1874robbo said: Also the ex manager in Csaba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 2 hours ago, sunblestjambo said: Gets a game, score a couple, some championship team come in and offer £2M for him. Everyone’s a winner. Unless clubs stay clear of anything but the very best african players due to the amount of time they spend away at the AFCON midseason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Congratulations Uche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Hopefully he comes back like a new signing. He needs the distraction from his current form. Get stuck in big man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Talking about David Obua, I was in South Africa for work recently and took in a Cape Town City game at the national stadium. Went there wondering if anyone would stand out in their top flight and expecting the odd player who could ply their trade in scotland maybe. The standard was appalling. Im dreadful at football but a couple of my mates at the game would've felt confident of joining in. It made me wonder if Obua must've thought he'd won the lottery when we plucked him out of obscurity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 All is not well with uche so I hear. Apparently at training today Naismith went through him with a tackle and they were head to head, uche was not happy shouting “what are you doing??!” Whilst Naismith was laughing. Think we’ve found where the “unrest” was stemming from and it rhymes with Smoochy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: All is not well with uche so I hear. Apparently at training today Naismith went through him with a tackle and they were head to head, uche was not happy shouting “what are you doing??!” Whilst Naismith was laughing. Think we’ve found where the “unrest” was stemming from and it rhymes with Smoochy Gucci ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: All is not well with uche so I hear. Apparently at training today Naismith went through him with a tackle and they were head to head, uche was not happy shouting “what are you doing??!” Whilst Naismith was laughing. Think we’ve found where the “unrest” was stemming from and it rhymes with Smoochy So, you just made that crock of Shit up then. Absolute slavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: So, you just made that crock of Shit up then. Absolute slavers. For you uneducated folks I’ll translate: uche no happy uche make big big noise and sad other player make big tackle he no like look like he is problem btw this is straight from the mouth of someone I know who works where they train so clearly I haven’t made it up. Jog on roaster p.s. Yer dug is as ugly as sin Edited March 6, 2020 by Absolute Scenes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Gucci ? Got it in one Kevin Gucci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: For you uneducated folks I’ll translate: uche no happy uche make big big noise and sad other player make big tackle he no like look like he is problem btw this is straight from the mouth of someone I know who works where they train so clearly I haven’t made it up. Jog on roaster p.s. Yer dug is as ugly as sin I'm convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Bull's-eye said: I'm convinced. Tbf to Absolute Scens there are lots of rumours of unrest with Uche and DS. Could be right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankfurter Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 27 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: Apparently at training today Naismith went through him with a tackle and they were head to head, Did someone lift Naismith up for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soonbe110 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Tbf to Absolute Scens there are lots of rumours of unrest with Uche and DS. Could be right enough. He was training with the reserves earlier in the week ie not part of the first team squad of 20+ that were preparing for ER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, soonbe110 said: He was training with the reserves earlier in the week ie not part of the first team squad of 20+ that were preparing for ER. Cheers for info. Wasn’t aware of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, soonbe110 said: He was training with the reserves earlier in the week ie not part of the first team squad of 20+ that were preparing for ER. Not true Edited March 6, 2020 by kila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Tbf to Absolute Scens there are lots of rumours of unrest with Uche and DS. Could be right enough. Uche isn't getting a game, he should be pissed off. Nothing unusual at all about that in Football whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, Frankfurter said: Did someone lift Naismith up for that? 😂😂 uche came down for it I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soonbe110 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, kila said: Not true Wasn’t in squad for ER Trained with reserves Tuesday and Wednesday - very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soonbe110 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, kila said: Not true Wasn’t in squad for ER. Trained with reserves Tuesday and Wednesday - very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 He had his moments. Not enough of them. Not aware enough to pick his head up and play a pass after running through 3 players. Not athletic enough to fit into Daniels way of playing. Thanks for trying, good luck in your future endeavours. Cye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGorgie Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Uche does a great impression of desperate dan. I’ll miss his mighty blooters into the Gorgie stand at pre match practice. Great pre match entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Laff Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Absolute Scenes said: All is not well with uche so I hear. Apparently at training today Naismith went through him with a tackle and they were head to head, uche was not happy shouting “what are you doing??!” Whilst Naismith was laughing. Think we’ve found where the “unrest” was stemming from and it rhymes with Smoochy The black Shefki Kuqi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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