been here before Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Sexton Hardcastle said: You also acting like a Little bitch. Sure you’ll be singing his praises if he nets a winner tonight. Thats some argument. If Stephen Hawking rose from the dead and trundled up the pitch scoring the winner via a deflected shott off his rear wheel then Id sing his praises. Id maybe even do it in a robotic voice a bit like Metal Mickey by way of a tribute. Wouldnt make him a decent player though. Edited March 3, 2020 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr ewing Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, OldGorgie said: Exactly. Uche is the most overrated forward we have had in recent times. If he isn’t falling on his arse he’s blasting the ball into the stands. If we big him up we might get some sucker to pay money for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Laff Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 How about just getting behind the whole squad the night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Last Laff said: How about just getting behind the whole squad the night? Unfashionable that. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmiyaHearts Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Last Laff said: How about just getting behind the whole squad the night? I think everyone will. Whether Uche is in it or not. It's just a bit of chat on a football forum, the PHMs will back the lads from the first whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykel_wcip Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 His hold up play is good, sometimes. From the games I’ve seen him in, if he didn’t choose to fall on his arse at every opportunity, or open his eyes, he could play a final ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 He spends too long fighting physical battles instead of keeping the ball moving. By the time he's finished he's on his arse or they have 10/11 players behind the ball. No doubt has a future as an impact substitute but if he wants to start games regularly he'll need to leave IMO. And if Stendel wants to build something here it won't be around him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just now, Barack said: Guid Hertz men goin' at it on Derby Day! Hopefully after the game they’ll all be pals. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 5 hours ago, droid said: Think we’ve found our mole! There's absolutely no evidence to correlate Uche posting something that demonstrates his disappointment with him being a "mole". The amount of irresponsible shit-posting that occurs on this forum is ridiculous. Including the OP who is either a hibby or a ****ing drama-queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 21 minutes ago, Irufushi said: he’ll hopefully never play for us again. Now away you go and preach on another thread like a robot ya ****ing throbber. Useful weapon off the bench. Just making him warm up in the vicinity of Lewis Stevenson at 60 mins or so could have a psychological impact, not that we'd need it then obviously being 4 up and everything. But just in case, Stevenson's all like "Do I make that run up the flank to support midfield or hang back and conserve a bit of energy for being battered for 20 mins?" Everyone wrote Sammon off but he started being much more effective as a 20 min impact sub after Jonsson became first choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 "Impact sub" though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 I don't mind big Uche. The criticism of him on here has been over the top (which is par for the course on kickback) At one point this season it looked like he was the only player in our team even trying. 2 equalising goals at Easter Road and set up the winner last time. He will remain a cult hero for me purely for the step overs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annushorribilis III Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, queensferryjambo said: I don't mind big Uche. The criticism of him on here has been over the top (which is par for the course on kickback) At one point this season it looked like he was the only player in our team even trying. 2 equalising goals at Easter Road and set up the winner last time. He will remain a cult hero for me purely for the step overs Nah. He's crap. I'll cheer him tonight if he plays - but he's still crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSimo Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Feel for Uche as he has, in my opinion, been one of the players who has actually worked hard over past few seasons but if he doesn't fit the new style sadly he needs to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Nae Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Maybe Uche is having a ham shank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 10 hours ago, GinRummy said: In what way? Not a trick question. Interested to see what you think Uche does that Washington can't. 8 hours ago, Natural Orders said: score at Easter Road Oooft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just now, been here before said: Oooft 🤔😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Nae Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 29/02/2020 at 21:29, Space Pirate said: I'm happy as ****, just asking. There's nothing wrong with feeling happy, Space Pancake, old chap. All Hearts fans will be extraordinarily happy right now. You've got to feel a wee bit sorry for the wee team though, eh? I mean, it looks as if they really do try - and yet they always end up making **** holes of themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocam2325 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 11 hours ago, Natural Orders said: still think he is better than no goal Washington Shows what you know about football perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 03/03/2020 at 11:16, Natural Orders said: still think he is better than no goal Washington Your opinion is obviously shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madjambo21 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Big Uche could still be useful in the fight to stay up. Away from home when you just need to lump it in the box near full time he can be a handful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 03/03/2020 at 11:16, Natural Orders said: still think he is better than no goal Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 19 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said: Your opinion is obviously shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suso Santana Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 I was one that slated Washington for not scoring goals and he still needs to do that. No better time to start than last night though. His overall game is far better than uche's and that was a mad opinion from natural orders, i have to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Not really that funny he scored once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riccarton3 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: Not really that funny he scored once Uche just doesn't fit in now when others are available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 46 minutes ago, Madjambo21 said: Big Uche could still be useful in the fight to stay up. Away from home when you just need to lump it in the box near full time he can be a handful. I’d be surprised if he even gets the the squad for the rest of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboiain13 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 03/03/2020 at 10:31, DH1986 said: But it sure as hell decreases if you play shit much more often than you play well and don’t score goals. You won’t be missed Uche. shame he cannae hit a barn door and even bigger shme that he still has 2 years to run on his contract. Wanted Big Uche to succeed but we are a far far far better team without him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 16 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: Not really that funny he scored once Same number as your team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 OP usually loves a thread just after a match. Any sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 23 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: Not really that funny he scored once Do you honestly think Uche could have led the line last night like CW did? Honestly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Do you honestly think. Should have stopped there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Bull's-eye said: Should have stopped there. Could've dropped the "honestly" as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_74 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Could've dropped the "honestly" as well Nah, drop the "do you", shove a comma in after "honestly" whilst capitalising the H for the grammar police and throw in an exclamation mark after "think". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 45 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Same number as your team. The Hibs chat is boring so you must stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Barack said: You're boring. And you're reported for spamming. Enjoy. Ummm I’m not the one making false accusations mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 03/03/2020 at 11:16, Natural Orders said: still think he is better than no goal Washington 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: Not really that funny he scored once Really, you sure? First one was a snigger, now I’m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Really, you sure? First one was a snigger, now I’m You’re easily amused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Natural Orders said: You’re easily amused It’s the simple things I find funny 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djnoisy Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 WWF Uche plays the man way too much rather than playing the ball. Can play when he wants but won't be in Stendel's plans after the summer. Not his type of player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henroddy Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) On 03/03/2020 at 19:31, annushorribilis III said: Nah. He's crap. I'll cheer him tonight if he plays - but he's still crap. Just like Clare and Bozanic eh? Edited March 4, 2020 by Henroddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 51 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: The Hibs chat is boring so you must stop There is a pattern that keeps on repeating itself. Are you aware of it? Do you realise that despite MANY people reminding you of said pattern, you appear to intentionally repeat the pattern? If I may some up in no uncertain terms? You are the problem. People don’t like you because you are the problem. Be the solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henroddy Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Uche is shite. Washington is shite. We lose on Sat and undeniably the entire team will be shite (for some on here at lest) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: There is a pattern that keeps on repeating itself. Are you aware of it? Do you realise that despite MANY people reminding you of said pattern, you appear to intentionally repeat the pattern? If I may some up in no uncertain terms? You are the problem. People don’t like you because you are the problem. Be the solution. Some of the ones who have an issue are bullying to be honest and I have received messages of support so I know they are the ones with the issue, not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Uche not the Suns itker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: Some of the ones who have an issue are bullying to be honest and I have received messages of support so I know they are the ones with the issue, not me Once upon a time Id have defended you but after leaving me alone in White Park with a half eaten white supper and an unopened can of kestral those days are gone. I had no-one to push me on the round about, could only see as I had no saw and wore myself out for 45 minutes trying to keep 2 swings warm incase you turned up. All I had left was the half white pudding and some slowly cooling chips with the sauce congealing. And you couldnt care less. Frankly you're dead to me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annushorribilis III Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Henroddy said: Just like Clare and Bozanic eh? Why is that ? I've never been a critic of either . What's your point caller ? Edited March 5, 2020 by annushorribilis III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henroddy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 16 hours ago, annushorribilis III said: Why is that ? I've never been a critic of either . What's your point caller ? Not aimed at you in particular. More aimed at those quick to write certain players off such as the 2 mentioned who were vilified by the masses before turning things around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/uche-wins-uganda-call-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Well done on the call up Uche 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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