Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, Morgan said: Your going to have quite a few knockers after this performance Morgan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, Morgan said: I just know I’m going to get pelters for this, but can’t see it at all. Bet it’s bloody obvious too.. What a waste of money your public school education was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: There must be something magnetic in the ticket. Literally stuck to the driver door lower compartment. Rustling for a sweet it came loose. Must have ran my hand over the ticket a dozen times or more ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, John Findlay said: What a waste of money your public school education was. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, John Findlay said: What a waste of money your public school education was. Not really public schoolboys don't go in for that sort of things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, milky_26 said: Not really public schoolboys don't go in for that sort of things Only with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 @Morgan if if you type certain numbers into a calculator and turn it upside down it reads “boobies”. Back on topic, the post earlier with a poster made statement....I think that will be pretty close to what does get released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 44 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Your going to have quite a few knockers after this performance Morgan! 39 minutes ago, John Findlay said: What a waste of money your public school education was. 29 minutes ago, sadj said: ??? Dont get me started 28 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Not really public schoolboys don't go in for that sort of things Far too posh 26 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Only with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: @Morgan if if you type certain numbers into a calculator and turn it upside down it reads “boobies”. Back on topic, the post earlier with a poster made statement....I think that will be pretty close to what does get released. Thanks, couldn’t afford a calculator when I was wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Thanks, couldn’t afford a calculator when I was wee. 5318008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 32 minutes ago, sadj said: 5318008 Basic schoolboy error old bean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 37 minutes ago, Morgan said: Dont get me started Far too posh Hahaha haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Hahaha haha. John. See next time I don’t get something? I’m just gonna keep quiet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: John. See next time I don’t get something? I’m just gonna keep quiet! If I had a pound for everytime I've done that I would be richer than Anne Budge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: John. See next time I don’t get something? I’m just gonna keep quiet! Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than open it and confirm you are?? Edited August 29, 2018 by Rudy T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 hours ago, TorinoJambo said: Me too. I'm 64 and have never been in hospital. The only bone broken was a finger aged 12. Never ill. Probably drop deed the morn now for my cockiness. Oh well. I've only been in hospital once for a penis reduction operation ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Sir Gio said: Your going to have quite a few knockers after this performance Morgan! I bet you he feels a right tit now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, redjambo said: I bet you he feels a right tit now! Lucky him..... left, right, hanging between the knees anything will do these days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Thanks, couldn’t afford a calculator when I was wee. It doesn't work on an abacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Was tuning in for the latest update on the prognosis / date of discharge / likely time-scale for return to work from the condition we don’t know he has and procedure he may have had from guys with no medical training. Disappointed not have learnt more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pants Shaton said: Was tuning in for the latest update on the prognosis / date of discharge / likely time-scale for return to work from the condition we don’t know he has and procedure he may have had from guys with no medical training. Disappointed not have learnt more. He;s looking at a calculator upside down with the number 5318008 on it smiling to himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Spoke to the physio and Michael Smith who said he was doing well and was maybe getting out today. Physio laughed saying CL had said he’ll be in today for training today. The meds must be fecking with his nut! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, milky_26 said: Not really public schoolboys don't go in for that sort of things Ah, the brotherhood of Hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 55 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: Spoke to the physio and Michael Smith who said he was doing well and was maybe getting out today. Physio laughed saying CL had said he’ll be in today for training today. The meds must be fecking with his nut! Lol Good to hear. Genuinely think it would be more stressful staying away. Hope he gets a decent stream Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Good to hear. Genuinely think it would be more stressful staying away. Hope he gets a decent stream Saturday So do I...... The absolute torture of reading a match day thread on here will set him back months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Good to hear. Genuinely think it would be more stressful staying away. Hope he gets a decent stream Saturday I don't think it was a prostate problem he had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, redjambo said: I don't think it was a prostate problem he had. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, redjambo said: I don't think it was a prostate problem he had. Wey Hey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Lovecraft said: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, DH1986 said: So do I...... The absolute torture of reading a match day thread on here will set him back months. For the love of.... keep him away from here. Except the Uche tough thread of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Debut 4 said: Spoke to the physio and Michael Smith who said he was doing well and was maybe getting out today. Physio laughed saying CL had said he’ll be in today for training today. The meds must be fecking with his nut! Lol That's good to hear, I've been a bit worried that we haven't heard much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogemz Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Smithee said: That's good to hear, I've been a bit worried that we haven't heard much Yeah, I would have thought that the club may have said a little more by now. Of course there could be good reason they've not but the speculation has been rumbling on since the start of the week. Hopefully we'll find out more soon and hopefully we'll have our manager healthy and back soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 If we're talking about calculators then 35015814 is the correct number to type up and turn upside down. Hope the boss is on the mend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Ray has bus pass hooray said: I've only been in hospital once for a penis reduction operation ? How many times did you expect to be in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, J.T.F.Robertson said: How many times did you expect to be in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 15 minutes ago, J.T.F.Robertson said: How many times did you expect to be in? Depends how long it takes them to find it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Depends how long it takes them to find it micro surgery maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, RobNox said: micro surgery maybe? Correct answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 hours ago, John Findlay said: If I had a pound for everytime I've done that I would be richer than Anne Budge. I know John. 4 hours ago, Rudy T said: Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than open it and confirm you are?? Cheers mate! That’s been said to me for years. 4 hours ago, redjambo said: I bet you he feels a right tit now! You can get to feck. 4 hours ago, Rudy T said: Lucky him..... left, right, hanging between the knees anything will do these days.... No’ that keen yet Rudy. 4 hours ago, milky_26 said: It doesn't work on an abacus Oh, ma sides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: You can get to feck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, DH1986 said: So do I...... The absolute torture of reading a match day thread on here will set him back months. Very true. I tend to read them when I get in from the game and often wonder if I went to the wrong venue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It should have been ten Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Glottis said: If we're talking about calculators then 35015814 is the correct number to type up and turn upside down. Hope the boss is on the mend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It should have been ten Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 7 hours ago, The Future's Maroon said: @Morgan if if you type certain numbers into a calculator and turn it upside down it reads “boobies”. Back on topic, the post earlier with a poster made statement....I think that will be pretty close to what does get released. Big Boobies to be precise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Speaking of tits, nice message from Stubbsy here. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/3134635/alan-stubbs-hearts-boss-craig-levein-support/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 4 hours ago, JamboJen said: Very true. I tend to read them when I get in from the game and often wonder if I went to the wrong venue! So true ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Small Heart Attack Stubbs saying ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haken Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 9 hours ago, JamboJen said: Very true. I tend to read them when I get in from the game and often wonder if I went to the wrong venue! I do that, too. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 50 minutes ago, red said: Small Heart Attack Stubbs saying ? Where did you see that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, Ricardo Quaresma said: Where did you see that? In Stubbs article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 100% they have changed this!! “By all accounts he had a little scare and he has had procedures put in place to help his condition” i read this at 5.55am this morning and it 100% said he has had a “small heart attack” 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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