ri Alban Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Dean "For me" Saunders, didn't realise he was such an arse hole til recently. False nine or whatever they say , **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) "Every right to go down, there" so it's alright to cheat is it. "There was contact" Heard it! Edited November 30, 2017 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costanza Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 13 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said: " I've seen them given " That winds me up . Usually said by a pundit who doesn't want to give an opinion. I don't care if you've seen them given, do you think it is a penalty or not? I also hate "It's a big ask" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costanza Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 14 hours ago, Hearts007 said: Derek Ferguson "i'll tell ye what Richard" umpteen times throughout Sportsound every single week That and saying "Listen " before almost every sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corryjambo Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 A manager, usually Harry Redknap who is "down to the bare bones of a squad" when they still have about 25 players to pick from. Remember the days when teams could win the league and only used about 14 players the whole season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 30/11/2017 at 09:14, Costanza said: That and saying "Listen " before almost every sentence. And Alan Preston "make no mistake" and " we've seen it time and time again Richard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 " A bad time to concede " Is there a good time to concede ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 In light of the “low block” thread I’ve stumbled across this one 😂 Some crackers in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Daddy Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 On 30/11/2017 at 09:14, Costanza said: That and saying "Listen " before almost every sentence. This is a bugbear of mine also.... that muppet at the daily ranger - Keith Jackass - actually writes this way. Starts a lot of his sentences with 'Listen.....' annoys the crap out of me... not that I read the DR that often mind... 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Goalscoring Knee Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Good to see "the next level" was driving someone scatty as long ago as 2017. 🤣 Dunno why, but it grinds my gears too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacerjoe Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 On 01/12/2017 at 23:36, Maroon Sailor said: " A bad time to concede " Is there a good time to concede ? When you're winning 2-0 but have a bet on 2-1? This happened to me at a match once and got some stern looks when I celebrated and last minute consolation for the opposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 He went down on him? He came inside his man? He backed into him? He tipped it round? 'Get into him' What's that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Villiers Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: He went down on him? He came inside his man? He backed into him? He tipped it round? 'Get into him' What's that all about? Remember hearing a commentator mentioning that Messi loves to go inside his man. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald Villiers Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 'Kick on' and 'get in' grind my gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "It's harder to play against 10 men". Why we don't just start with 10 versus Celtic or The Rangers beats me. File under:- "They may have scored too early". Robbie's 'slow start' tactics? 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 110%, no one can give more than they've got, it only means previously they had not tried their best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 When analysing an incident, pundits (maybe more so in the pre-VAR days) would often say that the referee "had just about got that one right" which tended to mean that the referee had made the decision right in a tight call but the pundits praise was begrudged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Part and parcel of football league table doesn’t lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "Got down quick for a big man". A 'keeper doing his job making a save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Always after the event:- "He was never going to miss that". And yet, we've all seen them missed. After any even half spectacular diagonal pass or unlikely goal, it's good to know that:- "He has that in his locker". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Baby steps. We move on. Onwards and upwards. Jam tomorrow. I realise these are more likely to be seen on football fansites, but boy oh boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 He’s got some engine in him. A Rolls Royce of a player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 'Their keeper kept them in it....' as opposed to what? Is that not what a keeper is for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgieheart Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Unbelievable Jeff ! I was sittin here thinkin He's going to his pocket, could be a card.... naw its a freakin Calculator ! Davie Provan., no words needed , he is the physical embodiement of a slavering sh9te Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Daktari said: 'Their keeper kept them in it....' as opposed to what? Is that not what a keeper is for? As opposed to Periera not keeping us in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Not just in football but the people saying "floor" when they mean the ground. As in "they like to play the ball on the floor" A floor is inside a fecking building !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 'Wur' - As in 'We didn't take wur chances'. Interestingly, as I type this the autocorrect is changing 'Wur' to 'Our'. Even Apple knows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 She's a very talented player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I don't mind most which is posted on here but the brave part annoys me. WC or any tournament during a pk shoot out... He's brave stepping up. The pressure Get to ****. Surgeons, nurses, firefighters, police, soldiers, folk battling illness, folk out of work sinking under financial pressure etc are brave and have pressure. You're playing football, often for millions of £ a year. Get a ****ing grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 These instead that/those/them/this and the weegie radio term “in the end up” who i believe was started by Billy Dodds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Take away the goal posts we are able to compete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 “Player of the match” has to be up there tho. Get that in the bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costanza Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 This is an apt reboot as I've been laughing my ass off at some of these in recent days. First one features Robbie as well. (the Dion Dublin cameos get me every time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 32 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said: I don't mind most which is posted on here but the brave part annoys me. WC or any tournament during a pk shoot out... He's brave stepping up. The pressure Get to ****. Surgeons, nurses, firefighters, police, soldiers, folk battling illness, folk out of work sinking under financial pressure etc are brave and have pressure. You're playing football, often for millions of £ a year. Get a ****ing grip. I know what you mean, but ... See the next time we get tae pens in the Scottish 🏆? I cannae wait tae see ye (having secretly been included in the squad for just such an event) stepping up. Yer knees knocking together will be heard from the back of section D. Personally, I can hardly bear watching, let alone the thought of taking one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "No-one should go to a game of football and not go home". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 minute ago, been here before said: "No-one should go to a game of football and not go home". To be fair, that ☝️ is simply stating the bleedin' obvious, especially after our match the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 We'll get back out on the grass Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidigits Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "He's done a little dink" That's a criminal offence in some countries. And can you do a big dink ? What does that look like ? Should you avoid stepping on it ? And if I hear " at this moment in time " again then the tv's goin' oot the windae. Anyway as soon as this moment in time is uttered it instantly becomes that moment in time so stick that in yer f++kin pipe ya hamshankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...andFulton'sBaggio Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 "We go again next week" - dunno why, just grinds my gears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: To be fair, that ☝️ is simply stating the bleedin' obvious, especially after our match the other day. Very fond amongst the 'RIP, thoughts to the family' thread dwellers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mre Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 From the get go 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterEgo Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Manager x is 'running the rule' over player y. Why does the transfer window have to 'slam shut' every year? Can nobody close it quietly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefox Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Managers that continually say 'football club' in interviews when just 'club' would suffice. Edited February 9, 2023 by Firefox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 “They’re a proper football club” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postage-stamp Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Anything by a female commentator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Wee Mikey said: I know what you mean, but ... See the next time we get tae pens in the Scottish 🏆? I cannae wait tae see ye (having secretly been included in the squad for just such an event) stepping up. Yer knees knocking together will be heard from the back of section D. Personally, I can hardly bear watching, let alone the thought of taking one. Good pressure tho, the way the commentators go on gets on my tits. Anyway, I'd be like this. Edited February 9, 2023 by Bazzas right boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 49 minutes ago, been here before said: Very fond amongst the 'RIP, thoughts to the family' thread dwellers. Just now, postage-stamp said: Anything by a female commentator Some folk try too hard to be "edgy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: “Player of the match” has to be up there tho. Get that in the bin Correct. This one just proves how bloody ridiculous things have become nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Costanza said: This is an apt reboot as I've been laughing my ass off at some of these in recent days. First one features Robbie as well. (the Dion Dublin cameos get me every time) 🤣🤣🤣 2-0 1-0 0-0 Dangerous scores. Henry- Nah, 7-0 is more dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postage-stamp Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Morgan said: Correct. This one just proves how bloody ridiculous things have become nowadays. Yup. But if you say anything you'll get pulled for being sexist. It's an obvious point that a no female (none) could be an expert on the men's game.. since they've never played in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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