H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Is there a more talentless couple out there? She is only famous because she's a sl@g and had a few boob jobs, he had one song about 15 years ago that was bought buy teenage girls. Need I say more? They have even given them a tv series If they were wiped out today I'd take the whole of JKB out for a drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I remember reading last year that they're worth (she is more like) something like ?40 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 I remember reading last year that they're worth (she is more like) something like ?40 million It's a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Is there a more talentless couple out there? She is only famous because she's a sl@g and had a few boob jobs, he had one song about 15 years ago that was bought buy teenage girls. Need I say more? They have even given them a tv series If they were wiped out today I'd take the whole of JKB out for a drink And your as rich and famous as them because........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Jealousy is a terrible thing. Some people like watching them, so what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 And your as rich and famous as them because........ I'd rather be normal and skint than a tool like him he really is a wee runt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'd rather be normal and skint than a tool like him he really is a wee runt. And your bird, she as hot as Jordan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Its fairly obvious that Peter Andre has scored in this relationship. Jordan is a slag, no bad looking and loaded. He's a fat wee munchkin who was famous for having a six pack and one decent (cough) song. Respect to the Andre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 And your bird, she as hot as Jordan? Not a millionth as much of a slut anyway You wouldnt know what you'd catch going near that spunk bucket. Must have a ***** like a wizard's sleeve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Not a millionth as much of a slut anyway You wouldnt know what you'd catch going near that spunk bucket. Must have a ***** like a wizard's sleeve And you know that how? You sure your girl has told you everything about her past life? You basing your assumption on a few public relationships? Or are you just assuming thats the case to make your point? Or are you putting 2 and 2 together because of her line of work and coming up with whatever you feel like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 And you know that how? You sure your girl has told you everything about her past life? You basing your assumption on a few public relationships? Or are you just assuming thats the case to make your point? Or are you putting 2 and 2 together because of her line of work and coming up with whatever you feel like? I've seen the videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 And you know that how? You sure your girl has told you everything about her past life? You basing your assumption on a few public relationships? Or are you just assuming thats the case to make your point? Or are you putting 2 and 2 together because of her line of work and coming up with whatever you feel like? Peter is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I've seen the videos Ah good point. So have I. But that was with her partner at the time....no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Peter is that you? Nice sidestep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ah good point. So have I. But that was with her partner at the time....no? Aye, Dane Bowers - I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 "aw shes a pyoor slut cos she gets her tits oot mahn" Don't really see how. I'd accept money to show off my body (which may well happen, as I'm perfectly toned and athletic). They're both total talent vacuums, but well done to them (her) on doing well for themselves (herself) (except for being married to that freak). There've been loads of other models who've made just as much money as her, but few seem to get as much criticism for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Nice sidestep. If you aren't Peter you must be one of his Brother's or one of her Dads. Since you are such a fan can you tell me what her talent is? I don't mind rich successful people who've worked hard for their money and are talented. She's made a dirty video with a popstar, got knocked up by a footballer, married a talentless munchkin and had someone write a book for her about how many guys have been up her. And the t1ts that have made her aren't even real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you aren't Peter you must be one of his Brother's or one of her Dads. Since you are such a fan can you tell me what her talent is? I don't mind rich successful people who've worked hard for their money and are talented. She's made a dirty video with a popstar, got knocked up by a footballer, married a talentless munchkin and had someone write a book for her about how many guys have been up her. Her talent clearly is making a lot of money through doing whatever she chooses and seems to be rather happy. She has made a fortune from nothing doing not very much and you ask me what her talent is? You coming across as simply being sour about it. She could put her feet up and live comfortably for the rest of her life knowing she has looked after her family. Id say thats a talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 But that was with her partner at the time....no? It was Baps but - without wanting to Jordan-bash as I don't mind her - there are umpteen pictures of her out there doing, shall we say, less than ladylike things. One that springs to mind is skirt hitched up round her waist (no knickers on), legs in the air, ramming her mobile phone up herself while the paparazzi crowd round taking photos. As I said, I don't mind her, but I'm not sure I'd try to defend her with the whole 'it was private video made with her then partner'. She's filty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 "aw shes a pyoor slut cos she gets her tits oot mahn" Don't really see how. I'd accept money to show off my body (which may well happen, as I'm perfectly toned and athletic). They're both total talent vacuums, but well done to them (her) on doing well for themselves (herself) (except for being married to that freak). There've been loads of other models who've made just as much money as her, but few seem to get as much criticism for some reason. Deluded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Her talent clearly is making a lot of money through doing whatever she chooses and seems to be rather happy. She has made a fortune from nothing doing not very much and you ask me what her talent is? You coming across as simply being sour about it. She could put her feet up and live comfortably for the rest of her life knowing she has looked after her family. Id say thats a talent. I am very sour and don't mind admitting it. I could not work, go to the gym for 3 hours a day, get tens of thousands of pounds of treatment to make myself look even better then stand with my clothes off and put it about a bit. Would I be talented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 It was Baps but - without wanting to Jordan-bash as I don't mind her - there are umpteen pictures of her out there doing, shall we say, less than ladylike things. One that springs to mind is skirt hitched up round her waist (no knickers on), legs in the air, ramming her mobile phone up herself while the paparazzi crowd round taking photos. As I said, I don't mind her, but I'm not sure I'd try to defend her with the whole 'it was private video made with her then partner'. She's filty! Not defending her by saying it was private. But a video of you humping your own fella does not make you a slut? I don't recall ever saying she was not filthy, i just don't see how she can be a slut, simply for having her career. As for her public insertions, does that make you a slut? Does it still make you a slut if it sells another 100,000 of your books? well maybe a bit. But the thread is not a debate over her morals, its about her being talented and being deserving of her fortune. And i would argue that she has the right to every penny for the clever way in which she has managed her only asset - herself and made the amount she has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I am very sour and don't mind admitting it. I could not work, go to the gym for 3 hours a day, get tens of thousands of pounds of treatment to make myself look even better then stand with my clothes off and put it about a bit. Would I be talented? You really think it works like that? You clearly have no concept of marketing, press relations or publicity. So no, you would not be talented. if you could make millions in a few short years by doing it well, then yes, you'd talented as you'd have used your skills/assets well to achieve success. Its rather simple really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 You really think it works like that? You clearly have no concept of marketing, press relations or publicity. So no, you would not be talented. if you could make millions in a few short years by doing it well, then yes, you'd talented as you'd have used your skills/assets well to achieve success. Its rather simple really. I've got a marketing degree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 And i would argue that she has the right to every penny for the clever way in which she has managed her only asset - herself and made the amount she has. I wouldn't - and didn't - argue with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I've got a marketing degree Where from? Disneyland? Who incidentally are world leaders in brand marketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Is there a more talentless couple out there? She is only famous because she's a sl@g and had a few boob jobs, he had one song about 15 years ago that was bought buy teenage girls. Need I say more? They have even given them a tv series If they were wiped out today I'd take the whole of JKB out for a drink I'll go halves on the round with you mate I despise them so much it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'll go halves on the round with you mate I despise them so much it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I've got a marketing degree Well that was handy. Imagine you having a degree in the exact subject that he picked up on. Deluded? Stop winking at me I know that my perfectly toned body is attractive, but I don't swing that way. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I don't really know why I'm posting on this subject, but here goes. All this so-called "celebrity" thing seems to me at least, to appeal mostly to people with the IQ of a dog's jobby. How gives a **** what empty headed celebs do or wear or have relationships with. And as for Big Brother !!!! Give me strength. I'm going back to my pipe and slippers now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Where from? Disneyland? Who incidentally are world leaders in brand marketing. No doubting she's been marketed the only way she could. If I was her manager I'd have taken her down the same route. Get the boobs done. You'll be famous appearing in the Sun, Star etc. Britain is full of working class perverts (a few on here ) Find a footballer, WAGS are envied by many teenage girls out there and even women. BINGO, you are up the duff. Magazines queing up to see Dwight Yorke's kid. You are even more popular now. Now it was a terrible thing, the disabilities the kid was born with and I wouldn't widh it on everyone but she has milked it. The amount of time I've been in newsagents and the headlines of heat and closer being about her son being ill is a disgrace, but it sells with a large amount of sympathy I feel. Yorkey out the way, let's get you in to the jungle to meet that wee rodent. Big appearance fee in the public eye for walking about in a bra. Marry heid the baw, bring out a song (can't sing a note between them) and after her fairytail cheesey disney wedding rakes it in from the photos. Get a book out too so everyone can see what a hard life you've had (sympathy card again). Keep turning out more kids and find some mugs to give you a tv series, get a boob reduction like your t1ts aren't what you are all about and live off the millions. Hardly rocket science. She hasn't masterminded this, she's been guided hand by handed all the way and just turned up with her fake knockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Well that was handy. Imagine you having a degree in the exact subject that he picked up on. Stop winking at me I know that my perfectly toned body is attractive, but I don't swing that way. Sorry. I'll wink at whoever I want, when I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 It was Baps but - without wanting to Jordan-bash as I don't mind her - there are umpteen pictures of her out there doing, shall we say, less than ladylike things. One that springs to mind is skirt hitched up round her waist (no knickers on), legs in the air, ramming her mobile phone up herself while the paparazzi crowd round taking photos. As I said, I don't mind her, but I'm not sure I'd try to defend her with the whole 'it was private video made with her then partner'. She's filty! Darn! I missed that one, any links? They don't bother me much, apart from why the hell do they have to be on our telly screens every 5 minutes? I do agree that the only talent she's ever made money out of is whipping her chebs out and being a general slag, and how the hell he made any money out of singing is anyones guess ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Darn! I missed that one, any links? They don't bother me much, apart from why the hell do they have to be on our telly screens every 5 minutes? I do agree that the only talent she's ever made money out of is whipping her chebs out and being a general slag, and how the hell he made any money out of singing is anyones guess ffs! They can't sing a note, a whole new world, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Just tried googling the mobile phone thing and you should see what comes up!!! Never found the mobile phone thing by the way, but there's some interesting back up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnworthyPapaLazaru Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 You clearly have no concept of marketing, press relations or publicity.QUOTE] I dont either. Can you elaborate? I'd be interested to find out how the world of celebrity works from someone in the know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Just tried googling the mobile phone thing and you should see what comes up!!! Never found the mobile phone thing by the way, but there's some interesting back up 'Jordan phone' into Google images finds it straight away. Dirty bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 No doubting she's been marketed the only way she could. If I was her manager I'd have taken her down the same route. Get the boobs done. You'll be famous appearing in the Sun, Star etc. Britain is full of working class perverts (a few on here ) Find a footballer, WAGS are envied by many teenage girls out there and even women. BINGO, you are up the duff. Magazines queing up to see Dwight Yorke's kid. You are even more popular now. Now it was a terrible thing, the disabilities the kid was born with and I wouldn't widh it on everyone but she has milked it. The amount of time I've been in newsagents and the headlines of heat and closer being about her son being ill is a disgrace, but it sells with a large amount of sympathy I feel. Yorkey out the way, let's get you in to the jungle to meet that wee rodent. Big appearance fee in the public eye for walking about in a bra. Marry heid the baw, bring out a song (can't sing a note between them) and after her fairytail cheesey disney wedding rakes it in from the photos. Get a book out too so everyone can see what a hard life you've had (sympathy card again). Keep turning out more kids and find some mugs to give you a tv series, get a boob reduction like your t1ts aren't what you are all about and live off the millions. Hardly rocket science. She hasn't masterminded this, she's been guided hand by handed all the way and just turned up with her fake knockers. Are you sure she does not deal with her own management? The simple way you have described it shows that you dont really have a degree in Marketing, or if you do, not a great one. Your point of view is incredibly naive. If it was that simple, why cant we name a whole host who are as rich and popular as her? She is head and knockers above the rest, that much is clear. Yet you still want to debate her talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 'Jordan phone' into Google images finds it straight away. Dirty bitch Ah, I'm obviously not an expert like you Back in 10 mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Are you sure she does not deal with her own management? The simple way you have described it shows that you dont really have a degree in Marketing, or if you do, not a great one. Your point of view is incredibly naive. If it was that simple, why cant we name a whole host who are as rich and popular as her? She is head and knockers above the rest, that much is clear. Yet you still want to debate her talent. She is unique, a slag who is willing to have her name and dignity mean nothing so she can look at the bank balance and see 8 digits. I'd be disgusted if she was my Mum and when her kids are older and they look back on her career I am sure she'll regret many things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Sorry, but she must have slept with, what, 10 men? Thats going by her accounts - and she is pretty open about this stuff lets face it Also if she had slept with any more we would all know about it through the press 10 these days is, I think , anything but slaggy Yes, her behaviour is less than lady like, but she has worked the press like a dream and secured multi millions Ask yourself why she has made all the money when there are other prettier, brighter, slaggier, surgically enhanced wanabees out there that just havent done as well she has been top of her game for a long time despite loads of competition She is the best at what she does,and therefore deserves what she has (and for putting up with Peter Andre I wouldn't begrudge her a penny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 'Jordan phone' into Google images finds it straight away. Phwoar, eh? Cor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Phwoar, eh? Cor! Funnily enough - I also got this when I did the search via my phone. However, when I went to Google Images at my PC I got a totally different (and seedier) result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I am very sour and don't mind admitting it. I could not work, go to the gym for 3 hours a day, get tens of thousands of pounds of treatment to make myself look even better then stand with my clothes off and put it about a bit. Would I be talented? Nope, but youd be better off and more than likely happier..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Phwoar, eh? Cor! It works better when 'Safesearch' is OFF. Would agree with Dr Jambo she can hardly be called a slag when she has admitted sleeping with only ten blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Sorry, but she must have slept with, what, 10 men?Thats going by her accounts - and she is pretty open about this stuff lets face it Also if she had slept with any more we would all know about it through the press 10 these days is, I think , anything but slaggy Yes, her behaviour is less than lady like, but she has worked the press like a dream and secured multi millions Ask yourself why she has made all the money when there are other prettier, brighter, slaggier, surgically enhanced wanabees out there that just havent done as well she has been top of her game for a long time despite loads of competition She is the best at what she does,and therefore deserves what she has (and for putting up with Peter Andre I wouldn't begrudge her a penny) Doctor, Doctor I am disappointed... Every bird I have banged has told me she has slept with 'about 10' men. It is the standard answer. Come on Doc you MUST know this......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Anyway, she didn't say if it was 10 men in the same night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 And your bird, she as hot as Jordan? Hot! You're having a laugh, surely? I really cant fathom out what blokes see in her, apart from her chebs which are false and not even that attractive. So what if she's rich the woman has no discernable talent and is an erse. Each to their own I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Every bird I have banged has told me she has slept with 'about 10' men. Surely the opinion of 2 birds doesn't count? One of them may have been telling the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Surely the opinion of 2 birds doesn't count? One of them may have been telling the truth! Ha ha ha!! As many as that? Oh, and family members don't count CC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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