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gashauskis9

To the tune of "Let it be"

 

Laff-er-tee

Laff-er-tee

Laff-er-tee

Laff-er-tee

Lennon is still waiting

Laff-er-tee

 

Or something like that.

Another situation where Lennon was in the background :pleasing:
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jamtartan74

Been here before

Been here befoooooore you boring bassa

Been here before

 

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oh dear, what can the matter be? Lennon was waiting for big Kyle Lafferty.  He was waiting from Monday to Saturday, he'd already signed for the Hearts  :2thumbsup:

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So you dont know.

Its too difficult for you. No bother, perhaps someone else is capable.

Mate just give up, you're on the wrong thread, this isn't for you, leave the fun stuff to others.

 

Victor Meldrew is coming on the Sky Gold channel, hurry or you'll miss it.

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been here before

 

Victor Meldrew is coming on the Sky Gold channel, hurry or you'll miss it.

You'd really have to be one of life's winners to know that.

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You'd really have to be one of life's winners to know that.

That's better, I was beginning to think you didn't do humour.

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been here before

That's better, I was beginning to think you didn't do humour.

Its not a joke.

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John Findlay

You'd really have to be one of life's winners to know that.

Were you the reverend I M Jolly in a previous life?

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WTF did I just watch???

 

:cornette:

Was that Hibs fans getting ahead of themselves thinking he'd sign for them? :rofl:

 

:cornette:

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been here before

Were you the reverend I M Jolly in a previous life?

He was a ficticious character.

 

How would that work?

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PsychocAndy

Paollo Sergio song. Kyle Lafferty, Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty

 

 

Paollo Sergio song. Kyle Lafferty, Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty

 

So good you miss spelt it twice  :laugh4:

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John Findlay

He was a ficticious character.

 

How would that work?

That's a yes then.

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been here before

That's a yes then.

Jeezo... another one who cant answer a straight forward question.

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Eh... whats the tune?

The tune to the northern Ireland song...everywhere we go everywhere we go

 

 

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John Findlay

Jeezo... another one who cant answer a straight forward question.

My names not Jeezo. But I do have a sense of humour.

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been here before

My names not Jeezo. But I do have a sense of humour.

Cool. Im glad for you, really.

 

So to answer the question...

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King Of The Cat Cafe

To a well known tune...

 

Oh dear what can the matter be

Hearts have signed big Kyle Lafferty

He dissed Lennon cruel and shatterdly

He'll score a bagful for us

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Do any of the folk that make up these weird and wonderful tunes actually sing at games?

The Rasputin one got stuck in my head this morning and I was singing it around work!

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Not a frequent poster but avid viewer, the Paulo Sergio song as others have suggested is a good fit. Easy to blast out, the sweetie rustlers like me will join in because it instantly drifts my mind back to the biggest humping in history. Even if the big man doesn't torture them the hobos will instantly have that favourite occasion song torturing their minds. Am I wrong ?

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Haha decent!

 

Kyle Laffterty, da da da,

Now our number 9's so good (so good so good so good)

Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha,

But we knew he never would, oh no no

So good I'm bumping it!!!

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luckyBatistuta

Ok, I know some hate these threads, but I was sitting in a rank bored, so here you go

 

To the tune of

Glasvegas, Daddy's Gone

 

(Pre Chorus)

Lennon is the lonely one

Sitting on his own and sad

He fears he's been trolled

Reminiscing what he might have had

Lennon staring at the phone

Sitting on his own and sad

 

(Chorus)

You've been had, he's gone

You've been had, he's gone

He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone

Lafferty's gone

He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone

Now wears marone

 

 

 

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Samuel Camazzola

Paollo Sergio song. Kyle Lafferty, Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty

The KC & The Sunshine Band tune needs an airing. It's been too long.

 

Can drop the 'Kyle' at the beginning though - not needed and flows better without.

 

Thank me later.

 

Bernie Taupin

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Only the Hibees,

Know the way we feel tonight,

Laff chose the Jambos,

Cos he knows the Hibs are shite.

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To the Tune of "Hole in my Shoe"

 

I was watching the sky

Saw big Kristophe fly

Micheal Smith Number 3

Then big Kyle Lafferty

and all that I knew was

The Hibs made me spew

and they'd never seen water...

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Fraggle1990

OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT

HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT

AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES

HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT

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Fraggle1990

or alternate ending...

 

HE COULD'VE MET NEIL LENNON

BUT LENNON IS A ****

AND NOW HE IS A JAMBO

OUR NUMBER 9 UPFRONT

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OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT

HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT

AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES

HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT

Quite like that [emoji1]

 

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OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT

HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT

AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES

HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT

Good one.

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Five to One

OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT

HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT

AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES

HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT

Classic!

 

 

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Jambos4life

OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT

HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT

AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES

HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT

My favourite brilliant

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Hagar the Horrible

We have a winner.

And heres to you Kyle Lafferty

Jambos love you more than you will know?

Wo wo wo

 

And **** you please, Mr Popcorn teeth

Tynecastle is where he chose to stay

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

 

https://youtu.be/hqd7IyZWVIo

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Thought Police

Can we poll this? Too many song threads have good shouts but never happen.

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Big Kyle's on fire...(*insert something demeaning about Lennon/Hibs here)....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

*snubbed the hibbes cos they're ******* dire??

 

You know the tune!

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Fraggle1990

HE COULD'VE MET WITH LENNON

BUT LENNON IS A FUD

ONE SCOTTISH CUP A CENTURY

WONT MAKE THE ****ING CUT

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Fraggle1990

HE COULD'VE MET WITH LENNON

BUT LENNON IS A FUD

ONE SCOTTISH CUP A CENTURY

WONT MAKE THE ****ING CUT

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Fraggle1990

HE COULD'VE MET WITH LENNON

BUT LENNON IS A PHUD

ONE SCOTTISH CUP A CENTURY

WONT MAKE THE ****ING CUT

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Jambos4life

Thinking

 

Lafferty is magic, he wears a magic hat

He could have signed for the Hibees bet he says no f@ck that,

 

As for christophe Berra he's jam tarts till he dies

 

Next time we f@ck the hibees

 

We're going fore more than five

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HamishMcGonagall

Folk actually liking one's that make reference to him playing the flute.... ???

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Thought Police

Folk actually liking one's that make reference to him playing the flute.... ???

While it's not what we want to associate our club with, he does like it, and he has done a flute celebration.

 

It's just a song.

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Fraggle1990

While it's not what we want to associate our club with, he does like it, and he has done a flute celebration.

It's just a song.

Its just a bit of a laugh. Think humours went over his head.

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gashauskis9

While it's not what we want to associate our club with, he does like it, and he has done a flute celebration.

 

It's just a song.

Well that makes it ok then. :facepalm:

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