HamishMcGonagall Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Its just a bit of a laugh. Think humours went over his head. I get sick of folk calling us diet huns/Huns without the busfare and the like.. This kind of thing would only give folk another excuse to label us with that. There's no need for it, especially when, as has been shown with other suggestions, you can sing about him choosing us over hibs which is surely more relevant to us as hearts supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle1990 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I get sick of folk calling us diet huns/Huns without the busfare and the like.. This kind of thing would only give folk another excuse to label us with that. There's no need for it, especially when, as has been shown with other suggestions, you can sing about him choosing us over hibs which is surely more relevant to us as hearts supporters. Well as you can see in the following post, i posted an alternative ending. And this diet hun tag will never go away no matter what we do unfortunately so I'm afraid you'll need thicker skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamishMcGonagall Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Well as you can see in the following post, i posted an alternative ending. And this diet hun tag will never go away no matter what we do unfortunately so I'm afraid you'll need thicker skin. It may never go away but there's ways of keeping it happening to a minimum and then there's songs like your flute suggestion that will only increase people's inaccaurate perceptions of us as a support. I understand the song's a laugh but I'd rather have to explain the word **** (from one of your other versions) to my wee boy than the flute nonsense!! (Obviously/kind of/nearly joking there...!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I get sick of folk calling us diet huns/Huns without the busfare and the like.. This kind of thing would only give folk another excuse to label us with that. There's no need for it, especially when, as has been shown with other suggestions, you can sing about him choosing us over hibs which is surely more relevant to us as hearts supporters. Doesn't help when there was a stallholder at the Pans Orange March last week selling Hearts scarves with loyalist shite on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Doesn't help when there was a stallholder at the Pans Orange March last week selling Hearts scarves with loyalist shite on it. So we can go along with it because it's 'harmless banter' like casual racism in the 70s or we can be a progressive club and move into this century by not tolerating this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle1990 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 It may never go away but there's ways of keeping it happening to a minimum and then there's songs like your flute suggestion that will only increase people's inaccaurate perceptions of us as a support. I understand the song's a laugh but I'd rather have to explain the word **** (from one of your other versions) to my wee boy than the flute nonsense!! (Obviously/kind of/nearly joking there...!) Oh ffs. Songs can't have bad words in them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamishMcGonagall Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Oh ffs. Songs can't have bad words in them now. I struggle to see how that's what you got from what I said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamishMcGonagall Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Oh ffs. Songs can't have bad words in them now. I even jokingly said I'd rather explain to my son the c-word rather than explain the flute playing. How that means I think songs shouldn't have swear words in them I really don't know......???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac80 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Need a Berra song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac80 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Could we see the return of the Danny Wilson captain song reworded to suit christophe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Need a Berra song Ohhhh, Christophe Berra He's our captain, he loves the Hearts He came back up from Ipswich Town to join the Gorgie boys And when he buries Swanson we will make some ****in noise Ohhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigYin1997 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 He's Northern Irish and he's number 9, He hates the Hibees cos there a disgrace, Let's get Together, He'll score goal after goal after goal after goal, Who is he? KYLE LAFFERTY! To the tune of this, specifically from 0.49-1.49. Any additions or changes to my brainchild are welcome haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac80 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Christophe Berra's solid, he'll put you on the floor, then give the ball to lafferty who's bound to ****ing score... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bb8 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Ohhhh, Christophe Berra He's our captain, he loves the Hearts He came back up from Ipswich Town to join the Gorgie boys And when he buries Swanson we will make some ****** noise Ohhh... Like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westendjambo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 OH LAFFERTY IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT HE COULD'VE SIGNED FOR HIBEES BUT HE SAID NO **** THAT HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS LEFT FOOT HE SCORES THEM WITH HIS RIGHT AND WHEN HE F**KS THE HIBEES HE'LL PLAY THE FLUTE ALL NIGHT AND WHEN HE ****S THE HIBEES HELL **** HIS BURD ALL NIGHT its got to be a hit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westendjambo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 He's Northern Irish and he's number 9, He hates the Hibees cos there a disgrace, Let's get Together, He'll score goal after goal after goal after goal, Who is he? KYLE LAFFERTY! To the tune of this, specifically from 0.49-1.49. Any additions or changes to my brainchild are welcome haha! Hes nothern irish he wears number 9He joined the jambos coz we're in our prime And big kyle scores, goal, after goal, after goal, after goal Then into La la, la la, la la, la la, la la la kyle lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts1975 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Got one lads! To the tune of "one man went to mow" Lafferty likes to score, score against the hibees He didn't sign On the dotted line Because he wants to f... the hibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts1975 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Or/and He's maroon, he's white He's here to f... the shite Kyle lafferty Kyle lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieBoysAreInTown Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Song for Berra.. to the tune of Man Utd's nemaja(visit) song! Christophe Berra wooahhh Christophe Berra woahhh He comes from Edinbruuugh He'll ****ing murder yaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 He plays for Northern Ireland, his name is Lafferty The Hibees tried to sign him but he's mates with our Macphee LAFFERTY, LAFFERTY, The new stand rocks and rocks and rocks to the SOUND OF LAFFERTY!! LAFFERTY LAFFERTY The Jambos sing his name out loud his name is LAFFERTY!!! Old popcorn teeth is seething there fans quite rightly miffed Cos Cummins left for pennies and the fans always gets stiffed LAFFERTY, LAFFERTY, The new stand rocks and rocks and rocks to the SOUND OF LAFFERTY!! LAFFERTY LAFFERTY The Jambos sing his name out loud his name is LAFFERTY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Much as I like the long ones, there needs to be a simple one for right after a goal that everyone can join in like the Paolo Sergio song. (Tune: Let It Be) Lafferty, Lafferty, Lafferty, Lafferty GTF you Hibees, Lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Need a Berra song D:Ream... Things can only get Berra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned In Oz Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The majority of Hearts fans won't be comfortable with any songs referencing playing flutes. Suggestions omitting this please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Quite like that [emoji1] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk It's a Rangers' song, so of course you'd like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Doesn't help when there was a stallholder at the Pans Orange March last week selling Hearts scarves with loyalist shite on it. Why pant wet about a scarf.. what scream you must be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Why pant wet about a scarf.. what scream you must be Because it's galling that people are using the name of HMFC to promote their own petty, bigoted, political agenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 It's a Rangers' song, so of course you'd like it.I've never heard Rangers fans sing that. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The majority of Hearts fans won't be comfortable with any songs referencing playing flutes. Suggestions omitting this please. The Sweet Caroline one is good; Kyle Lafferty, da da da, Now our number 9's so good, Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 I've never heard Rangers fans sing that. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Well you'd know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Well you'd know So is it a Rangers song or not wee boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 So is it a Rangers song or not wee boy? 'Magic Hat' is a Rangers song, you know that only too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleLafferty Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 https://youtu.be/VwXGwLrJyMM Just stick Kyle Lafferty on at the end of it, works perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40 years a jambo Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 First thing that came into my mind was La La Lafferty To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M Leave it to Wordsworth to make it up La La Lafferty Jambos latest (greatest) goal machine He chose the Hearts And not the f******g Diddy team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JME Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Was thinking about this and got a bit carried away, thought I might as well share. Tune of Sally Cinnamon of the Stone Roses. Until Kyle I was never happy I needed so much more Hi-bee's oh, they used to chase him To Hearts he would go Join their tears Lennon's worst fears Sent to me from heaven Kyle Lafferty you're my world Might be a bit crap but would be pleasing to sing this after a Lafferty winner against the vermin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juho_Makela_Goal_Machine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 He's Northern Irish and he's number 9, He hates the Hibees cos there a disgrace, Let's get Together, He'll score goal after goal after goal after goal, Who is he? KYLE LAFFERTY! To the tune of this, specifically from 0.49-1.49. Any additions or changes to my brainchild are welcome haha! Love this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyBoy51 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 He's 7 foot and he plays the flute...kyle lafferty,Kyle Lafferty. .....to the northen Ireland tune "everywhere we go" Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98-06-12 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 'Here's to you Kyle Lafferty, Lennon tried to sign you and you said no, OoooOooooOoh Yes here's to you Kyle Lafferty, you came to Gorgie to score the goals, OoooooOooooh' To the tune of the Mrs Robinson chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Sally Cinnamon and here's to here's to you both need tweeted but tweaked but brilliant effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Woke up this morning feeling fine Had Kyle Lafferty on my mind He is playing the way that a Jambo should oh yeah Something tells me we're into something good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1984 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oh dear what can the matter be? There's nothing, cause we we've got Kyle Lafferty! He'll score 1,2 or maybe three, every game that he playsss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Woke up this morning feeling fine Had Kyle Lafferty on my mind He is playing the way that a Jambo should oh yeah Something tells me we're into something good Bonus points for the Herman's Hermits song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 This Is the best thread I've read on kickback for ages! Some brilliant efforts imo! We really need a new songbook Guys and this is the perfect platform to start! Ps...Should change the title to "New Songbook 2017" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 'Magic Hat' is a Rangers song, you know that only too well. Not anymore it's not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westendjambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 D:Ream... Things can only get Berra Yeah but what about a song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 And heres to you Kyle Lafferty Jambos(or jam tarts) love you more than you will know? Wo wo wo wo wo wo (REPEAT) this is the winner for me! That would go on and on and its catchy and bouncy much like Sergio song... Berra songs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Something with The Duke in it shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 To edit Fraggle's song slightly: Lafferty's a Jambo He wears a Jambo hat He could have signed for Lennon But he said no **** that He scores them with his left foot He scores them with his right And when he ****s the Hibees we'll sing this song all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAWAfan Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Here is my proposal To the chorus tune of the proclaimers 500 miles. https://youtu.be/tM0sTNtWDiI?t=1m18sHe will score 500 goals and he will score 500 more, this man is called Kyle Laf-fer-ty and he is ours forever more dada da da, dada da da, dun dun dun dudun dudun dudun, dada da da, dada da da, dun dun dun dudun dudun dudun...and he will score 500 gals and he will score 500 more............and over The above youtube is ready to start at the right time. Also, each stand could do a dada da da each and come in together on the dun dun's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Here is my proposal To the chorus tune of the proclaimers 500 miles. https://youtu.be/tM0sTNtWDiI?t=1m18sHe will score 500 goals and he will score 500 more, this man is called Kyle Laf-fer-ty and he is ours forever more dada da da, dada da da, dun dun dun dudun dudun dudun, dada da da, dada da da, dun dun dun dudun dudun dudun...and he will score 500 gals and he will score 500 more............and over The above youtube is ready to start at the right time. Also, each stand could do a dada da da each and come in together on the dun dun's The dwarf-pumping vermin supporting proclaimers being sang at Tynecastle...........Nope. Not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAWAfan Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 The dwarf-pumping vermin supporting proclaimers being sang at Tynecastle...........Nope. Not for me. Ah , you learn something everyday. I shall get back to the drawing board. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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