Jump to content

Song for Lafferty


jambo-fletch

Recommended Posts

PhoenixHearts

Do the Iceland chant but instead of "OOH" it could just be "DUKE"

 

Also, none of this flute pish. If you're into that shite, head west.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 241
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Watt-Zeefuik

Lafferty, Lafferty

Lafferty, Lafferty

GTF Neil Lennon,

Lafferty

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To edit Fraggle's song slightly:

 

Lafferty's a Jambo

He wears a Jambo hat

He could have signed for Lennon

But he said no **** that

He scores them with his left foot

He scores them with his right

And when he ****s the Hibees we'll sing this song all night.

I know its a rangers chant byt this version would be great
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know its a rangers chant byt this version would be great

Man City had a brilliant Pablo Zabbaletta version of this song....you tube it goes on for ages and is brilliant.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know its a rangers chant byt this version would be great

A version (not sure what as couldn't hear much more than the tune from the Gorgie stand) was sung at the East Fife game and it's clear it could take off. I'm not a fan of labelling things as Rangers/Hibs/Motherwell/whoever chants (I know that's not what your comment meant) as hardly any football songs are unique and unless we're actually going to try and be the first to use a certain tune (such as the Rasputin suggestion at the start of the thread) then we'll never add any new songs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To the tune of the burns song Rantin Rovin Robin...

 

there was a lad , his name was Kyle

He played for Hearts and he played with style

and when he scored he made us smile

We all love Kyle Lafferty

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 1 month later...
Bazzas right boot

You gotta know when to head them,

Know when to belt them,

Know when to stroke them,

 

And when the scorings done, you say **** the Huns .

 

Every hobos a loser, every Jambo's a winner,.. Kyle Lafferty, he's nuuumber 1.

 

 

Had to use Huns, hibs didn't rhyme.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To edit Fraggle's song slightly:

Lafferty's a Jambo

He wears a Jambo hat

He could have signed for Lennon

But he said no **** that

He scores them with his left foot

He scores them with his right

And when he ****s the Hibees we'll sing this song all night.

:yas:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Kyle Lafferty oh oh oh oh

Kyle Lafferty oh oh oh oh

He comes from Enniskillen

He hates Hibs and Neil Lenn in

Kyle Lafferty oh oh oh oh

Kyle Lafferty oh oh oh oh

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fly the Saltire

Almost anything (apart from the DUP reference above) would be better than the "he plays the flute" version which quickly morphed into "Up to our knees in ... blood" in the pre match pub I was in on Saturday..... much to the anger of the bar staff and embarrassment of the decent Hearts fans there.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Almost anything (apart from the DUP reference above) would be better than the "he plays the flute" version which quickly morphed into "Up to our knees in ... blood" in the pre match pub I was in on Saturday..... much to the anger of the bar staff and embarrassment of the decent Hearts fans there.

There is no reason why it should morph in to Hello Hello, though. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the flute reference, imo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

There is no reason why it should morph in to Hello Hello, though. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the flute reference, imo.

It's just an excuse for bigots to think they're clever getting a reference in that is not offensive on it's own so won't be banned. I'm definitely not saying that everyone who sings it is a bigot because that's clearly not the case.

 

I'd compare it to when Rangers f2ons all wore orange at Hampden as an apparent tribute to their Dutch players. It was a childish way of playing on the sectarianism and I'd rather have nothing to do with similar antics.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Stephane Grappelli

Almost anything (apart from the DUP reference above) would be better than the "he plays the flute" version which quickly morphed into "Up to our knees in ... blood" in the pre match pub I was in on Saturday..... much to the anger of the bar staff and embarrassment of the decent Hearts fans there.

The DUP reference was tongue in cheek.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So Make Some Noise..

In light of yesterday's announcement and the amount of pelters he's going to start getting, it would be great if we can settle on a new song and have it booming up in Dundee.

 

My personal favourite is taking on KC & the Sunshine band for the big man. Feel good song that's long overdue a return at Tynie.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

In light of yesterday's announcement and the amount of pelters he's going to start getting, it would be great if we can settle on a new song and have it booming up in Dundee.

 

My personal favourite is taking on KC & the Sunshine band for the big man. Feel good song that's long overdue a return at Tynie.

The song that will be booming at Dens is the 7 foot one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Great to see folk writing songs for our opponents to sing. Very generous, I?m sure Kyle will appreciate us glorifying the situation that has brought him to rock bottom. Honestly, you lot will be on the depression thread with ?always look on the bright side of life? YouTube clips next. Simples.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Great to see folk writing songs for our opponents to sing. Very generous, I?m sure Kyle will appreciate us glorifying the situation that has brought him to rock bottom. Honestly, you lot will be on the depression thread with ?always look on the bright side of life? YouTube clips next. Simples.

I reckon if kyle read these he'd probably have a wee chuckle about it, imo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

yabadabadoo1874again

It's just an excuse for bigots to think they're clever getting a reference in that is not offensive on it's own so won't be banned. I'm definitely not saying that everyone who sings it is a bigot because that's clearly not the case.

 

I'd compare it to when Rangers f2ons all wore orange at Hampden as an apparent tribute to their Dutch players. It was a childish way of playing on the sectarianism and I'd rather have nothing to do with similar antics.

Absolutely!!! bigots trying to keep their wee shi@@y sectarian scene going at our Hearts FC... they should be brave, GTF and take themselves over to ibrox and knock themselves out

Link to comment
Share on other sites

chester copperpot

I find this stuff incredibly bad taste.

 

Let me promise you this, I ain't no p.c maverick.

 

The guy is overcoming an addiction.

 

Och I'm going to shut the **** up now and just watch the football

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find this stuff incredibly bad taste.

 

Let me promise you this, I ain't no p.c maverick.

 

The guy is overcoming an addiction.

 

Och I'm going to shut the **** up now and just watch the football

:spoton:

 

Let?s leave the parodies and the joke songs to the Sun

Link to comment
Share on other sites

King Of The Cat Cafe

To the tune of Woody Guthrie's "Ladies' Auxiliary":

 

 

Oh, Kyle Lafferty

He's a good Lafferty
The best Lafferty
That you ever did see
If you need a Lafferty
See Kyle Lafferty
That's Kyle

Laff

erty

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find this stuff incredibly bad taste.

 

Let me promise you this, I ain't no p.c maverick.

 

The guy is overcoming an addiction.

 

Och I'm going to shut the **** up now and just watch the football

I agree with this.

 

& some people are still trying to claim the song that Kyle clearly loves is sectarian?? And those singing it should **** off to Ibrox? What a strange world we live in.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He comes from Eniskillen

He hates Neil F###in Lennon

He's living in Gorgie Heaven

Kyleee Lafferteee

Na na na ...clap clap    Na Na na clap clap  Kyleee Lafferteee

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dagger Is Back

To edit Fraggle's song slightly:

 

Lafferty's a Jambo

He wears a Jambo hat

He could have signed for Lennon

But he said no **** that

He scores them with his left foot

He scores them with his right

And when he ****s the Hibees we'll sing this song all night.

Sheer bloody poetry

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I find this stuff incredibly bad taste.

 

Let me promise you this, I ain't no p.c maverick.

 

The guy is overcoming an addiction.

 

Och I'm going to shut the **** up now and just watch the football

With you here. Stop with the gambling references. He's our own player FFS, the opposing fans will be on his back plenty about this already.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

J Cheever Loophole

To the tune of Lip up Fatty by Bad Manners

 

Chin up Laffy

Chin up Laffy

We're the Gorgie

 

 

 

Too much scoop fee a school night methinks

Link to comment
Share on other sites

yabadabadoo1874again

I agree with this.

 

& some people are still trying to claim the song that Kyle clearly loves is sectarian?? And those singing it should **** off to Ibrox? What a strange world we live in.

All The Rangers following bigots who pretend to be Hearts should **** right off. That would be pleasant. We will get on fine without you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All The Rangers following bigots who pretend to be Hearts should **** right off. That would be pleasant. We will get on fine without you.

Sometimes I wonder why folk like you would even bother. I mean, if it's that bad, take some of your own advice...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.




×
×
  • Create New...