Mikey1874 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 (edited) Obvious to anyone really (Daily Telegraph). Edited April 20 by Mikey1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 47 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: Obvious to anyone really (Daily Telegraph). That's a parody column, surely? Or do trained and educated people actually believe that stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 They 100% do believe it. See, The Tories have a stunning master plan for the UK, but after having been in power for 14 years, the nation is in a far worse state then when they came to power. It cannot possibly be that 14 years of Tory policies and ineptitude that have caused this, because they have this great master plan, you see. It's obviously the fault of a global Marxist conspiracy led by Gary Lineker and Carol Vorderman. The Banks of England, EU, UN and IMF are all in on it too. And the National Trust with their woke margarine scones. If only we could smash this far left conspiracy, the Tories could put their master plan into action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 9 hours ago, Mikey1874 said: Obvious to anyone really (Daily Telegraph). Ahhh, that old trick, eh ? Camilla's gone full Farage now - they're so angry with the right-wing Tory Party for being left-wing extremists that a new super-ultra-right-wing party is needed to save Britain. Its a damn clever ruse, tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Lol. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/04/20/penny-mordaunt-british-iron-dome-defence-spending-boost/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB52 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 4 minutes ago, Victorian said: Lol. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/04/20/penny-mordaunt-british-iron-dome-defence-spending-boost/ She's insane, which will appeal to the lunatics in Westminster and beyond. I love how she goes on about poor little Israel standing against big bad Iran. Nothing to do with the billions and billions of military aid donated by the US in order to keep the zionists in power and keep the middle east at boiling point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 UK armed forces has been reduced in size by 26% since these arseholes came into power. And now they're moaning about having done so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Join up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Mind the boys were celebrating Andrew Neil on here recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Montpelier Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 2 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: Mind the boys were celebrating Andrew Neil on here recently Stewart Lee would be better off concentrating on trying to be funny . Which for the most part he fails at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 5 hours ago, Lord Montpelier said: Stewart Lee would be better off concentrating on trying to be funny . Which for the most part he fails at Aye he’s one of that “ new” crowd of Comedians , the unfunny ones . He’s particular shite . Wouldn’t even waste my time reading the article . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 7 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said: Mind the boys were celebrating Andrew Neil on here recently Ouch. "Four Angela Rayners." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 3 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Ouch. "Four Angela Rayners." It's an absolute evisceration of that right wing shitehawk. Not bad for one of them new* unfunny comedians 👍 *Lee started out in the 90s, 30 odd years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 2 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said: "A Conservative Party spokesperson says an internal investigation could not conclude there had been a misuse of funds..." Meanwhile, police are reviewing information received about Menzies, and his former campaign manager says she was told by the Conservative Party chief of staff that the party consulted a solicitor and: "the solicitor said it is fraud but you are not duty-bound to report it because it's not Conservative Party money." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 8 minutes ago, Ulysses said: "A Conservative Party spokesperson says an internal investigation could not conclude there had been a misuse of funds..." Meanwhile, police are reviewing information received about Menzies, and his former campaign manager says she was told by the Conservative Party chief of staff that the party consulted a solicitor and: "the solicitor said it is fraud but you are not duty-bound to report it because it's not Conservative Party money." Strap in. We should get about 30 pages of the boys from the SNP thread screeching about fraud and how this government is corrupt to the core and how we should be eternally grateful that they're not running the economy etc I'm sure police Scotland have a few tents lying about for the boy's front garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranston Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 5 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: Strap in. We should get about 30 pages of the boys from the SNP thread screeching about fraud and how this government is corrupt to the core and how we should be eternally grateful that they're not running the economy etc I'm sure police Scotland have a few tents lying about for the boy's front garden. No ones heard of whats his name. Everyone knows about Sturgeon and husband. Come off it Blair rites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 2 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Aye he’s one of that “ new” crowd of Comedians , the unfunny ones . He’s particular shite . Wouldn’t even waste my time reading the article . He's been doing standup since the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 3 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Aye he’s one of that “ new” crowd of Comedians , the unfunny ones . He’s particular shite . Wouldn’t even waste my time reading the article . That's the way, James. You keep those blinkers on! Ironically, the jist of the article is to point out how Andrew Neil's "nothing to see here" approach helps no one but the Tory *******s who get away with it time and time and time again. Ray's echoed my initial thought. If a 1989 breakthrough act is "new", are you yearning for Les Dawson or Bernard Manning? "Take my wife..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 9 hours ago, The Mighty Thor said: Mind the boys were celebrating Andrew Neil on here recently Andrew Neil is a lunatic. Fits perfectly well with his outlook and what he stands for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Ray Gin said: He's been doing standup since the 80s. Yes and he’s been shite since then . A woke lefty dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 44 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: That's the way, James. You keep those blinkers on! Ironically, the jist of the article is to point out how Andrew Neil's "nothing to see here" approach helps no one but the Tory *******s who get away with it time and time and time again. Ray's echoed my initial thought. If a 1989 breakthrough act is "new", are you yearning for Les Dawson or Bernard Manning? "Take my wife..." No I like Ricky gervais humour or Dave Chappell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Yes and he’s been shite since then . A woke lefty dick head Corbyn supporter I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 5 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: No I like Ricky gervais humour or Dave Chappell. You mean 2 comics who have been slated for anti trans routines recently. Very subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 minute ago, Tazio said: You mean 2 comics who have been slated for anti trans routines recently. Very subtle. Bolt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Just now, JudyJudyJudy said: Bolt I’d rather not, just pointing out your agenda, on threads not connected with that particular topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Electoral Calculus currently predicting that the Conservatives would have 90 seats based on current opinion polls, with Labour on 458, and the Liberal Democrats on 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 11 hours ago, XB52 said: She's insane, which will appeal to the lunatics in Westminster and beyond. I love how she goes on about poor little Israel standing against big bad Iran. Nothing to do with the billions and billions of military aid donated by the US in order to keep the zionists in power and keep the middle east at boiling point Useless against nukes, so I do wonder who is bold enough to fire ballistic missiles at a NATO member. 9 hours ago, Lord Montpelier said: Stewart Lee would be better off concentrating on trying to be funny . Which for the most part he fails at "There’s nothing to see here, says Andrew Neil, a gaping Sooty for the fist of Tufton Street’s pullcinelean Harry Corbett". Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 "There’s nothing to see here, says Andrew Neil, an elongated Emu to Tufton Street’s rampant rabbit Rod Hull". 🤭 Lee's use of repetition and deconstruction is peerless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 8 hours ago, Cranston said: No ones heard of whats his name. Everyone knows about Sturgeon and husband. Come off it Blair rites. Breaking the law is breaking the law. Stealing other people's money to get yourself out of a compromising situation? If you can't be fair and consistent on that kind of crime with all politicians then you come across as a bitter, screeching unionist troll. That's not you is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 7 hours ago, Ulysses said: Electoral Calculus currently predicting that the Conservatives would have 90 seats based on current opinion polls, with Labour on 458, and the Liberal Democrats on 50. Just as well the Tories are on track to win the election campaign culture wars, get Angela Rayner sacked and transform the economy by the election date then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 9 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Bolt I really wish you would. All over the place again and turned yet another thread into "all about you" Stick to you "I'm free" and "my pussy" humour and go back Mumsnet, where you posted before you found this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 10 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Yes and he’s been shite since then . A woke lefty dick head He'd probably gladly use that comment to promote his next tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 11 hours ago, Roxy Hearts said: Andrew Neil is a lunatic. Fits perfectly well with his outlook and what he stands for. The irony is that he is a very capable journalist and interviewer and if he wasn't just a mouthpiece for Harmsworth and Tufton Street he would be capable of shining a light into the obscene corruption this shower of gangsters have been getting away with. Instead he's just a disgrace in a profession full of absolute bounders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Only waiting on junta 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 44 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said: The irony is that he is a very capable journalist and interviewer and if he wasn't just a mouthpiece for Harmsworth and Tufton Street he would be capable of shining a light into the obscene corruption this shower of gangsters have been getting away with. Instead he's just a disgrace in a profession full of absolute bounders. I can't stand the way journalism in the UK is contorted to suit narratives! It's comical but they aim for the stupid and occasionally hit the target! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 9 minutes ago, Roxy Hearts said: I can't stand the way journalism in the UK is contorted to suit narratives! It's comical but they aim for the stupid and occasionally hit the target! As the post above yours proves they always hit the target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Just now, The Mighty Thor said: As the post above yours proves they always hit the target. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 14 minutes ago, Roxy Hearts said: I can't stand the way journalism in the UK is contorted to suit narratives! It's comical but they aim for the stupid and occasionally hit the target! They target baddies and dafties and if this forum is anything to go by they don't miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 minute ago, i wish jj was my dad said: They target baddies and dafties and if this forum is anything to go by they don't miss. Though relatively low in number, the dafties are loud - empty vessels and all that. In a social media age, the noise made in response to a tweet or a soundbite is more important than almost any other measure. They don't seem to take into account that there's the possibility of a 'silent majority' who'll shrug their shoulders and quietly observe that someone's made an arse of themself - again. All they need (the journos, commentators and trolls) is the whooping and shit-flinging of a handful of gibbons to get themselves off and feel validated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Though relatively low in number, the dafties are loud - empty vessels and all that. In a social media age, the noise made in response to a tweet or a soundbite is more important than almost any other measure. They don't seem to take into account that there's the possibility of a 'silent majority' who'll shrug their shoulders and quietly observe that someone's made an arse of themself - again. All they need (the journos, commentators and trolls) is the whooping and shit-flinging of a handful of gibbons to get themselves off and feel validated. Exactly. There are some really sad souls who seem to spend every waking hour trawling the Web for nonsense to get outraged about 😠. If it isn't paid employment they are missing a trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 12 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Yes and he’s been shite since then . A woke lefty dick head 12 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Bolt Those are rather insulting posts. You know like those that you complain about if they are directed at yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, manaliveits105 said: Only waiting on junta 😅 Oh they “ leftie “ mob have flitted over to this thread en masse from the Indy thread . Probably recognising it’s a lost cause on that issue . Like I said what that gonna greet about when the Toariez get emptied ? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 33 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Those are rather insulting posts. You know like those that you complain about if they are directed at yourself. Clearly haven’t haven’t been paying attention to sone other theads when I got called a “ dick “ by the “ tufton street “ zealot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: I got called a “ dick “ by the “ tufton street “ zealot ? It was a reasonable comment, tbf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 hours ago, i wish jj was my dad said: The irony is that he is a very capable journalist and interviewer and if he wasn't just a mouthpiece for Harmsworth and Tufton Street he would be capable of shining a light into the obscene corruption this shower of gangsters have been getting away with. Instead he's just a disgrace in a profession full of absolute bounders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 24 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said: It was a reasonable comment, tbf. Suppose it could be worse , you could wish that Liz truss was flushed away at birth as someone did on this thread ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 7 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Suppose it could be worse , you could wish that Liz truss was flushed away at birth as someone did on this thread ! I know most of it is just joshing, but some of the vitriol that finds its way onto the political threads here is fairly disturbing. 7 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehcaley Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, I P Knightley said: Though relatively low in number, the dafties are loud - empty vessels and all that. In a social media age, the noise made in response to a tweet or a soundbite is more important than almost any other measure. They don't seem to take into account that there's the possibility of a 'silent majority' who'll shrug their shoulders and quietly observe that someone's made an arse of themself - again. All they need (the journos, commentators and trolls) is the whooping and shit-flinging of a handful of gibbons to get themselves off and feel validated. It's the "Silent Majority" who will drive the Tories from office at the coming election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic? Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Has anyone ever seen the Prime Miniature and Roland Rat in the same room...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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