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Does he have much chance of being voted in? The council have bankrupted.

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SectionDJambo
7 hours ago, ToadKiller Dog said:

Where did the fantasy notion that the UK was the 2nd most powerful nation in the world come from ?

Has Jacob Rees Mogg been having those zulu war dreams again ?.

That was the first thing that I noticed and was bewildered by.

The UK, due to cuts in defence spending, will be struggling to be in the top 5 at best. 

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Victorian

Even the notion of measuring supposed national power by associating military power to the areas of commerce,  sport and the monarchy is absolutely insane.  It's like some deranged version of Top Trump cards.

 

UNITED KINGDOM

 

Monarch.  German/Greek.  Quite old.  Married twice.  1 or 2 sons.  3/10.

 

Prime Minister. British/American/Indian.  Very rich.  Richer wife.  Adidas trainers.  1/10.

 

Football team.  Holds world record of number of times favourites to win tournaments.  Not great at penalties.  2/10.

 

Business & Commerce.  Various free trade deals of no value whatsoever.  Exports money and refugees.  1/10.

 

Military.  Compact army.  Occasional navy.  No bad air power when navy occasionally out and about.  Nuclear capability in theory.  4/10.

 

 

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Lone Striker
17 hours ago, Ulysses said:

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Looks like he's morphing into the actress who plays Cora in East Enders.  His wig's still  better than hers though 😏

 

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The Mighty Thor

The Tories appear to have passed their Twitter account onto one of dafties on here

 

 

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Footballfirst

Willie Wragg has now resigned the Tory whip.  Another one down.

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Seems that the Rwandan government has sold off about 70% of the houses built to contain the UK's deported migrants.

 

:rofl:

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The Mighty Thor
7 minutes ago, Footballfirst said:

Willie Wragg has now resigned the Tory whip.  Another one down.

I wonder what else is to come that made Wragg chuck it after styling it out for days on end.

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4 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

I wonder what else is to come that made Wragg chuck it after styling it out for days on end.

I've seen some interesting comments about the timing of the events being the most important (and so far, ignored) aspect of this case :  it has to do with legislation that was recently passed that made  sending dick pics a criminal offence. Lots of comments saying this is why he isn't being suspended - he'd be subject to a full enquiry and this would likely be exposed.  Looks like we'll never know the truth of it now, but make no mistake, he was no ordinary MP so for him to "chuck it it" is very significant . 

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Now all we need is for his constituents to get a recall petition going.

 

 

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The Mighty Thor
12 minutes ago, Cade said:

Now all we need is for his constituents to get a recall petition going.

 

 

He's not standing at the GE

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, Cade said:

Seems that the Rwandan government has sold off about 70% of the houses built to contain the UK's deported migrants.

 

:rofl:

Wonderful.

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Lone Striker
4 hours ago, Cade said:

Seems that the Rwandan government has sold off about 70% of the houses built to contain the UK's deported migrants.

 

:rofl:

Rwanda showing  the Tories what free enterprise with a social conscience looks like.     🤣

 

Presumably James Not-So-Cleverly forgot to insist on a clause in the contract which  prevented the houses being sold to locals for x number of months ...... 

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I P Knightley
13 hours ago, Footballfirst said:

Willie Wragg has now resigned the Tory whip.  Another one down.

He'll still be sitting pretty on his MP's salary and generous expenses allowance until he slinks out wit his tail between his legs when Parliament shuts down before the Genital Erection. 

 

Presumably, he'll find a cushy post-governmental job a little harder to come by now that everyone knows he's a massive bell-end and a significant security risk. 

 

13 hours ago, Cade said:

Seems that the Rwandan government has sold off about 70% of the houses built with cash gifted by Suella Braverman and the rest of the UK Government to contain the UK's deported migrants.

 

:rofl:

Just a wee note for added clarity. 

 

There's two elements to this result. The bigger seems to be that the Rwandan government have figured that the UK will never get round to sending vast numbers of migrants on to Rwanda, so they're not going to need those buildings for the migrants. The second one is the suggestion that Braverman, Notso and anyone else involved in getting the 'scheme' this far haven't catered for a clawback of the money in the event of them arsing it up. 

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It's nice to know that the UK government is spending big on affordable new housing....for Rwandans

 

:gok:

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Victorian
2 hours ago, Cade said:

It's nice to know that the UK government is spending big on affordable new housing....for Rwandans

 

:gok:

 

Maybe it's a clever ruse to prevent the number of Rwandans it has to accept as refugees.  

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WorldChampions1902
7 hours ago, I P Knightley said:

He'll still be sitting pretty on his MP's salary and generous expenses allowance until he slinks out wit his tail between his legs when Parliament shuts down before the Genital Erection. 

Presumably, he'll find a cushy post-governmental job a little harder to come by now that everyone knows he's a massive bell-end and a significant security risk. 

 

Just a wee note for added clarity. 

 

There's two elements to this result. The bigger seems to be that the Rwandan government have figured that the UK will never get round to sending vast numbers of migrants on to Rwanda, so they're not going to need those buildings for the migrants. The second one is the suggestion that Braverman, Notso and anyone else involved in getting the 'scheme' this far haven't catered for a clawback of the money in the event of them arsing it up. 

:oohmatron:

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On 09/04/2024 at 19:19, Cade said:

Seems that the Rwandan government has sold off about 70% of the houses built to contain the UK's deported migrants.

 

:rofl:

 

As well as the accommodation all being flogged off,  the UK gvt are having severe trouble securing a carrier to provide the flights.  

 

Including,  it seems,  RwandAir.  The national carrier of Rwanda.

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/rwanda-bill-uk-asylum-seekers-rishi-sunak-home-office-rwandaair-airtanker-b1150561.html

 

:rofl:

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3 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

As well as the accommodation all being flogged off,  the UK gvt are having severe trouble securing a carrier to provide the flights.  

 

Including,  it seems,  RwandAir.  The national carrier of Rwanda.

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/rwanda-bill-uk-asylum-seekers-rishi-sunak-home-office-rwandaair-airtanker-b1150561.html

 

:rofl:


What a bloody shambles. Stop the boats? They can't even start the flights. :laugh2:

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Victorian
Just now, Gizmo said:


What a bloody shambles. Stop the boats? They can't even start the flights. :laugh2:

 

It's almost as if it was always a shit idea and waste of money.  

 

Labour are committed to stopping the scheme.  Even if the fabled flights begin in the spring / summer / autumn / decade / epoch,  they'll be stopping again almost immediately.

 

Yet it remains a thing.  

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Just because the UK government is happy to breach international law, doesn't mean airlines are.

 

Much the same as when they announced they'd be "pushing back" the boats in the channel. The navy told them to get bent and point blank refused to break the law because it would make some gammons happy.

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Victorian
3 minutes ago, Cade said:

Just because the UK government is happy to breach international law, doesn't mean airlines are.

 

Much the same as when they announced they'd be "pushing back" the boats in the channel. The navy told them to get bent and point blank refused to break the law because it would make some gammons happy.

 

Waiting for them to separate the English Channel away from the governance of international maritime law by declaring it a safe body of water.  

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The Real Maroonblood
46 minutes ago, Victorian said:

 

As well as the accommodation all being flogged off,  the UK gvt are having severe trouble securing a carrier to provide the flights.  

 

Including,  it seems,  RwandAir.  The national carrier of Rwanda.

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/rwanda-bill-uk-asylum-seekers-rishi-sunak-home-office-rwandaair-airtanker-b1150561.html

 

:rofl:

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Lone Striker
23 hours ago, Cade said:

It's nice to know that the UK government is spending big on affordable new housing....for Rwandans

 

:gok:

Indeed. 😃 The Tory publicity machine will probably spin it as   "Sunak challenges other countries to match the UK's generous increase in its  foreign aid budget" 

 

Anyone got stats on the number of affordable social houses that have been built in the UK in 2023  ?  It would be beyond embarrassing  if the number is dwarfed by Rwanda's ?   

 

Not to worry though, the new Tory election slogan should be appearing soon - "Get Social  Housing done" :whistling:

 

 

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highlandjambo3
18 hours ago, Victorian said:

 

As well as the accommodation all being flogged off,  the UK gvt are having severe trouble securing a carrier to provide the flights.  

 

Including,  it seems,  RwandAir.  The national carrier of Rwanda.

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/rwanda-bill-uk-asylum-seekers-rishi-sunak-home-office-rwandaair-airtanker-b1150561.html

 

:rofl:

The RAF will end up doing this as every other carrier will tell the gov to do one.

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1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said:

The RAF will end up doing this as every other carrier will tell the gov to do one.

 

The RAF will also refuse, as the service people could be prosecuted under human rights laws and/or war crimes tribunals.

Same way the Navy told the Government to feck off about pushing the boats back.

Service personnel being ordered to break international law.

 

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Lone Striker
5 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

Please check on your neighbours.

 

 

Slightly embarrassing  use of the word "mortified" in the context of their deceased candidate .......:whistling:

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16 hours ago, Lone Striker said:

Slightly embarrassing  use of the word "mortified" in the context of their deceased candidate .......:whistling:


They aren't living up to their name if they can't reform the guy back to the land of the living.

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Statts1976uk

One of our local MSPs (a list one) has been sending out flyers in our area. 

 

All very nicely laid out telling me what they have been up to, only thing missing is the party that she represents. Not a single mention!

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2 hours ago, Statts1976uk said:

One of our local MSPs (a list one) has been sending out flyers in our area. 

 

All very nicely laid out telling me what they have been up to, only thing missing is the party that she represents. Not a single mention!

This one, by any chance ?

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I P Knightley
5 hours ago, Statts1976uk said:

One of our local MSPs (a list one) has been sending out flyers in our area. 

 

All very nicely laid out telling me what they have been up to, only thing missing is the party that she represents. Not a single mention!

I've had one from Daniel Johnson MSP with no party affiliation stated - at least not obviously. 

 

Quick Google and it turns out he's a Labour chap. 

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Statts1976uk
3 hours ago, Lone Striker said:

This one, by any chance ?

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Yes, at least she was using blue as a background. A lot of them are using green as the main course.

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Lone Striker
52 minutes ago, Statts1976uk said:

Yes, at least she was using blue as a background. A lot of them are using green as the main course.

Its a shame they ditched this one many moons ago -

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Running around waving a burning flame & setting fire to stuff seems an appropriate way to represent their  record in Govt since 2010.

:whistling:

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I P Knightley
5 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

Liz Truss taking up the pro Tory / win election space today.

I've seen a quote where she's said she hasn't given up hope of having another go at being tory leader. 

 

In the same way that I haven't given up hope of recording a 9.50 in the 100 metres. 

 

Utterly delusional. 

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Ulysses
11 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

She’s like a Hibs fan that watched 5-1 and thought they were the better team. 

 

Maybe she thought Hearts were in serious trouble until the Deep State thwarted Hibs' plans, or something along those lines.  :laugh: 

 

I did like the Grauniad's headline about her:

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

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:rofl:

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Paying that moron £100K a year out of the public purse for being a former PM.

Let that sink in. A disgrace.

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Statts1976uk
7 minutes ago, Boab said:

Paying that moron £100K a year out of the public purse for being a former PM.

Let that sink in. A disgrace.

Why a backbench MP is spending so much time in the States and commentating on other countries election campaigns is a joke too.

 

I see unemployment has gone up, it'll be interesting to see how this is spun.

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joondalupjambo
21 minutes ago, Statts1976uk said:

Why a backbench MP is spending so much time in the States and commentating on other countries election campaigns is a joke too.

 

I see unemployment has gone up, it'll be interesting to see how this is spun.

Spun as a positive because the BoE can perhaps now reduce the interest rates due to a contracting of the job market and therefore a slowing of wage increases?

 

Even sounds plausible when you read it back🤣

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Ray Gin
1 hour ago, Statts1976uk said:

To think her constituents are likely to vote her back in again!!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68823526

 

Lettuce all rejoice in the fact that she only lasted a matter of weeks. The damage this basket case could have done by now if she was still in office doesn't bare thinking about.

 

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